Disco Elysium Pre-Release Thread [GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Molina]

According to a French journalist, it seems that the first part is really perfect. But it's only perfect because they did it 50 times, which is not the case for the rest of the game. So to avoid a Torment, well they keep working on it. (and Robert Kurvitz seems to be a fucking perfectionist from hell).

 

[agris]

Good, bake until done.

 

[unfairlight]

Bake until the developers blow all the money on fentanyl and go bankrupt.

 

[Tigranes]

The obvious reason for why it is so late is because they are also trying to put Keanu Reeves into their game. He is going to be playing a gun ho detective that you get to call to help you once per game. But you have to kill his dog first. And if you don't manage to make it look like the bad guys did it, he kills you first.

Nah, I say they're gunning for Nicholas Cage. Which seems more perfect the more I think about it. Especially now that Keanu is mainstream again, you gotta have something for the hipster target audience to enjoy.

Actually, given that people accidentally realised Nick Cage is one of the best faces for creating deepfakes.....

 

[luj1]

The obvious reason for why it is so late is...

... because they are going back and forth. It's obvious they are questioning design decisions and making stuff up along the way.

Should have stuck with the original vision of the game.

 

[Kasparov]

Should have stuck with the original vision of the game.

What was the original vision of the game?

 

[Molina]

Should have stuck with the original vision of the game.

What was the original vision if the game?

The Second International, not the third one.

 

[Jenkem]

Should have stuck with the original vision of the game.

What was the original vision if the game?

There actually being one.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

This game looks like someone ate some paint and vomited.
I remember it looking much better 100 pages ago.

 

[ArchAngel]

Should have stuck with the original vision of the game.

What was the original vision of the game?

The one with furries obviously

 

[BANANA CONDUCT]

That title was so much better it's not even funny.

I can only hope furry jokes weren't among the actual reasons for the change

 

[Fenix]

I'm glad Kasparov still visits us.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Bet urmom is glad too.

 

[Kasparov]

Bet urmom is glad too.

shit, I dropped the ball

 

[Tom Selleck]

I dropped my ball, uh, contents into, uh, your mom?

Just fucking release the game.

 

[Kasparov]

We'll be releasing a million lottery tickets next week. One of them has the release date on it. Stay tuned.

 

[Saduj]

According to a French journalist, it seems that the first part is really perfect. But it's only perfect because they did it 50 times, which is not the case for the rest of the game. So to avoid a Torment, well they keep working on it. (and Robert Kurvitz seems to be a fucking perfectionist from hell).

That’s an approach that works well. Look what Axl Rose did with “Chinese Democracy”. My mom’s favorite album!

 

[vortex]

According to a French journalist, it seems that the first part is really perfect. But it's only perfect because they did it 50 times, which is not the case for the rest of the game. So to avoid a Torment, well they keep working on it. (and Robert Kurvitz seems to be a fucking perfectionist from hell).

Make the game like Divinity: Original Sin with better humour and writing.

 

[Jenkem]

I hope they will be able to match the level of dialogue and C&C in games like The Witcher 3.

 

[Modron]

Witcher 3 had the shallowest consequences out of the whole series though....

 

[Jenkem]

Witcher 3 had the shallowest consequences out of the whole series though....

that's the joke

 

[toro]

I dropped my ball, uh, contents into, uh, your mom?

Just fucking release the game.

what game ??

 

[fantadomat]

Witcher 3 had the shallowest consequences out of the whole series though....

that's the joke

That it comes from Mordon,a cog in the great machine.

 

[Mikeal]

IT'S ALIVE!

https://steamcommunity.com/games/632470/announcements/detail/1613894967082692890

 

[Terenty]

How many articles will come out saying the exact same things before the game releases?