Disco Elysium Pre-Release Thread [GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Salvo]

Roll a fistful of Apocalypse Dice:

Spoiler

if you believe in chance

Doesn't make much sense for a promotional giveaway to end AFTER the game has been released. Anyone truly interested in the game will already be playing at that point.

 

[Kasparov]

But the poor idealistic student types....

 

[Grauken]

Roll a fistful of Apocalypse Dice

if you believe in chance

I'm a follower of our Lord and Saviour, the RNG God

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Can't wait to buy this on the Nintendo Switch

 

[Zombra]

I already put off buying spare safety lights for my bicycle in order to D1P, I'm not going to wait another week just to enter a contest with terrible odds. If I end up ground to hamburger under the wheels of an inattentive 18-wheeler this month, you'll know it was for a prestigious cause. I regret nothing brothers

 

[Verylittlefishes]

I already put off buying spare safety lights for my bicycle in order to D1P, I'm not going to wait another week just to enter a contest with terrible odds. If I end up ground to hamburger under the wheels of an inattentive 18-wheeler this month, you'll know it was for a prestigious cause. I regret nothing brothers

 

[taxalot]

I already put off buying spare safety lights for my bicycle in order to D1P, I'm not going to wait another week just to enter a contest with terrible odds. If I end up ground to hamburger under the wheels of an inattentive 18-wheeler this month, you'll know it was for a prestigious cause. I regret nothing brothers

You can pirate the game, you can't download the safety lights.

Safety lights industry also needs support.

 

[Grauken]

I already put off buying spare safety lights for my bicycle in order to D1P, I'm not going to wait another week just to enter a contest with terrible odds. If I end up ground to hamburger under the wheels of an inattentive 18-wheeler this month, you'll know it was for a prestigious cause. I regret nothing brothers

Stupidity killed him will be your epitaph

 

[Kasparov]

I already put off buying spare safety lights for my bicycle in order to D1P, I'm not going to wait another week just to enter a contest with terrible odds. If I end up ground to hamburger under the wheels of an inattentive 18-wheeler this month, you'll know it was for a prestigious cause. I regret nothing brothers

DIED FOR COMMUNISM will be your epitaph

Why, absolutely

 

[Tyranicon]

I already put off buying spare safety lights for my bicycle in order to D1P, I'm not going to wait another week just to enter a contest with terrible odds. If I end up ground to hamburger under the wheels of an inattentive 18-wheeler this month, you'll know it was for a prestigious cause. I regret nothing brothers

DIED FOR COMMUNISM will be your epitaph

Why, absolutely

I’m surprised you have time to post here when you should be off bathing in cash.

 

[Verylittlefishes]

RELEASE IT! RELEASE IT ALREADY, YOU LITAPOEG!

sorry

 

[CyberModuled]

I’m surprised you have time to post here when you should be off bathing in cash.

What cash tho? Nobody can pre-order it.

 

[Jezal_k23]

I already put off buying spare safety lights for my bicycle in order to D1P, I'm not going to wait another week just to enter a contest with terrible odds. If I end up ground to hamburger under the wheels of an inattentive 18-wheeler this month, you'll know it was for a prestigious cause. I regret nothing brothers

DIED FOR COMMUNISM will be your epitaph

Why, absolutely

I’m surprised you have time to post here when you should be off bathing in cash.

I want a ride in his yacht.

 

[Kasparov]

I already put off buying spare safety lights for my bicycle in order to D1P, I'm not going to wait another week just to enter a contest with terrible odds. If I end up ground to hamburger under the wheels of an inattentive 18-wheeler this month, you'll know it was for a prestigious cause. I regret nothing brothers

DIED FOR COMMUNISM will be your epitaph

Why, absolutely

I’m surprised you have time to post here when you should be off bathing in cash.

I'm keeping my thumbs dry even as I'm mostly submerged in this jacuzzi filled to the brim with Veuve Clicquot.

I want a ride in his yacht.

Suuure you do

What cash tho? Nobody can pre-order it.

I look at you and it is like looking into a mirror

 

[Infinitron]

I just got an email that Disco Elysium is "now available", but it isn't yet.

However, this is:

 

[Grauken]

I just got an email that Disco Elysium is "now available", but it isn't yet.

the wonders of Steam will never end

 

[Kasparov]

Apologies. The internet in E-stonia is slow...

 

[Goose]

If you really want to promote this game you should get Cleve to do a let's play on twitch.

I want to see what happens when the Wakandan Prince starts bragging about his superior intellect and giant skull.

 

[Whisper]

Game is made by Estonians? Nice, almost Russians.

 

[The Last Blackguard]

Had to go to work before it was available. With my shitty internet, there's no way it'll be done today if I have to wait to get home to start.

 

[Prime Junta]

Apologies. The internet in E-stonia is slow...

There goes its reputation as the world’s leading e-society.

 

[ArchAngel]

You talked about a wolf and look who I have found live now: https://www.twitch.tv/chapotraphouse

 

[Mortmal]

http://www.jeuxvideo.com/test/1124756/disco-elysium-un-rpg-dense-intelligent-et-audacieux.htm 18/20 no less! Only a masterpiece like skyrim usually get such score...A daring , content heavy , intelligent RPG they say . So they aren't good at advertisement but at least they must be as good as Bethesda when it comes to bribe.

Only negative point is too good english writing.....

 

[MuscleSpark]

Apologies. The internet in E-stonia is slow...

Didn't you guys invent the Skype and e-citizenship though?

 

[Zombra]

Had to go to work before it was available. With my shitty internet, there's no way it'll be done today if I have to wait to get home to start.

Did you leave your computer on and logged in to Steam?

https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=6324-IGHC-5301