Crispy™ Dominions 4 PBEM - Gateway and Archive Thread

[sqeecoo]

I demand that someone from each team make a LP/AAR of this grand codex match! The power of Christ compels you!

 

[KoolNoodles]

They were immobile you asshole. You had one job.

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[Dayyālu]

it does tell me how many got fried though, so i don't believe you lying elf rascal

Arco, if that is an attempt to royally piss me off, Mission Accomplished.

Maybe you have better uses for 120+ Air gems than bothering ME.

My Global. My troops. MY SCOUTS IN YOUR LANDS.


This claims blood. Rivers of blood.

 

[TripJack]

the elves made me do it i swear

 

[Kane]

THE TEAMS HAVE BEEN CHOSEN:

Team Johannes:
JohnTheRevelator
raw
TripJack
profreshinal

Team KoolNoodles
@Dayyalu
pakoito
Anhur
@Berekan

The picking process starts now: *rolls dice*: 6! That means team KoolNoodles starts.
Team KoolNoodles your ban please.

 

[TripJack]

i hear from reliable sources that team koolnoodles is full of pederasts

 

[Johannes]

Does lightning strike underwater?

 

[Johannes]

So what's the map gonna be, especially in regards to water nations? Are they mandatory, optional or banned?

 

[Kane]

So what's the map gonna be, especially in regards to water nations? Are they mandatory, optional or banned?

Optional. We'll chose a map after picking is done

 

[KoolNoodles]

I guess I'd prefer a map before picking......

 

[Kane]

I guess I'd prefer a map before picking......

so you can build a map specific team, i know. but that would be too easy, wouldn't it? and you are banning not picking

 

[Zibniyat]

Why do I have a feeling that my team will obliterate the other...

 

[Johannes]

Why do I have a feeling that my team will obliterate the other...

Because you don't even know what you don't know.

 

[Matalarata]

Wich kind of units are those?

 

[KoolNoodles]

Wich kind of untis are those?

 

[pakoito]

IT'S ON MOFOS.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Let's ban Niefel because reasons.

 

[Johannes]

Ban Lanka.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Mictlan see yah later.

 

[Johannes]

Xibalba's out. Then to the picks KoolNoodles.

So bans are:

Niefelheim
Lanka
Mictlan
Xibalba

 

[KoolNoodles]

We choose Pelagia, no...no wait, I'm too drunk, will pick tomorrow.

 

[KoolNoodles]

We'll take Berytos with our first pick.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Some people might need some relaxing music this turn. Enjoy.

 

[Johannes]

Fomoria.

 

[Dayyālu]

Dumb move, as I said that I was leaving the game.

Now who's up to fight a 3-ways war? I'm not, and it is of poor taste to fight against an enemy that's unwilling to fight. I could probably grind all of you to dust, but I can't deal with three games at once.

Not that I care too much... oh,well, I'm going to need to start a thread on Desura for a sub. No way I'm wasting more time on this, and my last turns were peaceful for a reason.