Crispy™ Dominions 4 PBEM - Gateway and Archive Thread

[Grimwulf]

Hey, Hey, HEY! Grimwulf, you cannot just go around ~collecting~ people. We have to go about this in an orderly and efficient manner. Head or Tails?

Eh? I thought you said that people can do that themselves, without your parental guidance. But it's ok.

Head.

 

[Kane]

Hey, Hey, HEY! Grimwulf, you cannot just go around ~collecting~ people. We have to go about this in an orderly and efficient manner. Head or Tails?

Eh? I thought you said that people can do that themselves, without your parental guidance. But it's ok.

Head.

1 to 3 = head
4 to 6 = tails

 

[Kane]

Hey, Hey, HEY! Grimwulf, you cannot just go around ~collecting~ people. We have to go about this in an orderly and efficient manner. Head or Tails?

Eh? I thought you said that people can do that themselves, without your parental guidance. But it's ok.

Head.

1 to 3 = head
4 to 6 = tails

Grimwulf has first pick

 

[Grimwulf]

Grimwulf has first pick

So now we pick men? Ok, then.

Lizzurd, coz he signed up with reds first. The treacherous bastard will find a way to backstab me even in disciples game, but such is life in Dominions.

 

[Kane]

beercan

Spoiler

So now we pick men? Ok, then.

It is the only way. Otherwise my sense of unordnung is tingling.

 

[Grimwulf]

sqeecoo, because he pwnd your arse in Decline 3. Twice.

Spoiler

 

[Kane]

koolnoodles

Spoiler

sqeecoo, because he pwnd your arse in Decline 3. Twice.

Spoiler

i have him right where i want him

 

[Grimwulf]

So hard to decide.

1, 2, 3 - Matalarata
4, 5, 6 - panda

Edit: Matalarata

 

[Kane]

thesheeep

 

[Grimwulf]

panda

 

[Kane]

muty

Team Die Hard Commies:
Grimwulf
Lizzurd
sqeecoo
Matalarata
panda

Team Bloody Capitalists:
raw
Berekän
KoolNoodles
thesheeep
Muty

 

[Grimwulf]

We ban Agartha. The only gud statues are statues of Lenin. All others are not needed.

 

[KoolNoodles]

What did I ever do to you Cthulhu? (This was a really weird event, R'lyeh's troops actually attacked me).

Spoiler

 

[TripJack]

smells like a false flag operation carried out by the duplicitous shrimpmen of pelagia

 

[profreshinal]

Rip Bernard, he left us to soon. We never had the chance to get to now each other.

I'd like to meet some of these other people before they to leave this world. Where I can find Godila?

 

[Matalarata]

I had it happen with Ermor two turn after I declared war on Berekän and with Vanarus just a couple turns ago...

 

[KoolNoodles]

Bernard did his job, bravely I might add. This is all we ask of our fallen heroes.

 

[pakoito]

I've been too busy this week and I've missed stuff. Mata is at war with Varanus?

 

[Berekän]

I had it happen with Ermor two turn after I declared war on Berekän and with Vanarus just a couple turns ago...

Oh, so that's why I had one of your provinces randomly inside your kingdom!

 

[thesheeep]

smells like a false flag operation carried out by the duplicitous shrimpmen of pelagia

We have no time to waste on nonsense like that. As if anyone needed to be convinced that tentacle heads are a direct threat to anyone.
Ermor and Rlyeh randomly attacking people. Gee, I wonder how that fits together!

I suggest a PR campaign to you. How about this:

Spoiler

But hey, if I had tentacles swirling around in my field of view, I might also walk in the wrong direction sometimes.

 

[Matalarata]

Oh, so that's why I had one of your provinces randomly inside your kingdom!

Yes! I spent a couple hours thinking about how you did it, I immagined an unholy collusion with Pelagia (?) or an abstruse spell I never heard of.
Then I noticed the message, thanks to an anonymous bro...

Edit: Also fuck the tentacles. This is the 5th mad Hybrid I fight, can you set them loose in another direction please?

 

[Lizzurd]

What about map? Will we collectively decide what map to choose or it will be randomly selected? Maybe we have to define it before any real picks?

 

[thesheeep]

I think we first need to know if we have UW nations or not.

 

[Grimwulf]

I think what was in Decline 4 was unfair. Raw's team knew from the start that they would play Valanis, while other team picked their nations blind-folded. There is a number of maps that offer a massive advantage to flying (Cradle of Dominion) and UW (Shadowshore) nations.

I suggest we do the following: after all bans and picks are done, each team proposes a map to play on. Dice roll will decide which one is it.

Also, post you goddamn ban, raw. You slow-ass profiteer.

 

[Lizzurd]

I think we should choose a map right now and then limit number of uw nations. So that we could pick considering the map itself. If we do what proposed Grimwulf - then each team could propose a map which will give them great advantages (like map full of forests while having forest survival on the most units) and then just pray for dice favor.

http://www.desura.com/games/dominio...rum/thread/leaking-land-12411-horizontal-wrap
I like this one map since it gives big advantages to uw nations which are currently very weak. We can limit amount of uw nations to 2 and disallow to pick more then one uw nation per team. (Personally i think we should also disallow to ban uw nations - there are only two good underwater nations in MA, another two uw nations are pain to play).