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Competition DOS 2 Kickstarter - Portrait in Game reward

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I think I'm gonna call it. mindx2, send me a few good shots of your mug so we can get it in the game.

We also need a name for the portrait, so I assume we'll just use your real name or something. Unless someone has some appropriately whacky yet fitting variant.
Thank you... thank you all for this most, um... prestigious.... honor*? I'll look around for something to send but I still prefer the one with MCA puckering up. :smug:

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Still would have preferred the T:ToN statuette DU... :negative:
 

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mindx2 naah. Statuette is ..ok.. but a toon you can show to daughters and say "look, that's me"? That's a lot better :)
Plus, imagine the horror potential; i'd make a toon to go with your portrait, maybe something like a tribal/pygmy/shaman boss, frantically moving stumps up and down while yelling gibberish. Once a PC gets near (thinking you'd be easy), you summon:
a) multi-headed dicks tentacles
b) hammers, or
c) mini Dex trolls
Rape ensues. Once PC party wipes, you emote 'The Watch is done' ^^

Of course, this is why i don't get to design games..
 

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edit: wow it actually came out

finally

installing now
 
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Iirc, the trolls in D:OS all hard pretty simple names. Just make sure they put the character somewhere near a completely destroyed watchtower... Or maybe someone pimping out watchmen as his bitches.

Also, yay, we managed to scare Swen, how easy was that?!

PS: FYI, I have no qualms whatsoever accepting whatever prize* for my winning suggestion, regardless of someone else's portrait being used ;)
:happytrollboy:

*: Unless it happens to be a T:ToN statuette, in which case I'll relinquish it to mindx2 ; the begging is becoming painfully humiliating :p
 

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Figures.
They've gotten what they needed and then leave you behind without looking back. :(
Prize for winning suggestion: shattered dreams and a more realistic worldview.
6/10 would probably be bothered to lazily post again.

It's the D:OS2 Kickstarter all over again. Still waiting for my hoodie, damnit!
 

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Still would have preferred the T:ToN statuette DU... :negative:
Reminds me I have to do something with all that shit.

I have sent them the photo of you and MCA and told them to use the man on the left. Hopefully they get that right otherwise you're gonna look like a puckering up Avellone.
 

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I have sent them the photo of you and MCA and told them to use the man on the left. Hopefully they get that right otherwise you're gonna look like a puckering up Avellone.

Should have just sent the picture as is without comment. Isn't the same unless Avellone is in the portrait as well... :codexisforindividualswithgenderidentityissues:
 

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