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[DamnElfGirl]

Bah, you can safely post your address if you live in freakin' North Bay. Who wants to brave the glaciers and rabid polar bears just to kick some Internet dude's ass?

 

[taks]

hehe... i see now. i figure you had moved and hence the absence.

anyway, we OBVIOUSLY don't suffer from strict moral rules around here... ahem.

taks

 

[Sol Invictus]

The unabomber could send him a gift if he wasn't in prison.

 

[Volourn]

DamnElfGirl: LOL

Ex: Why does prison have to s top him? If there's a will there's a way.

 

[Spazmo]

I agree with Elfgirl. There's no point to going and kicking Volourn's face in. Living in northern Ontario is punishment enough. Anyways, Volourn likes to hand out his address to prove a valid point: people who go "I'D KICK YOUR ASS IN REAL LIFE" on the Internet are full of shit.

 

[suibhne]

I agree with Elfgirl. There's no point to going and kicking Volourn's face in. Living in northern Ontario is punishment enough. Anyways, Volourn likes to hand out his address to prove a valid point: people who go "I'D KICK YOUR ASS IN REAL LIFE" on the Internet are full of shit.

I'm not one to get in line for a Volourn-ass-kicking, as I take a very holistic, ecological approach to Volourn's place on the internet. Nevertheless, I do believe that the "I'D KICK YOUR ASS IN REAL LIFE" line carries the implication "...if it wouldn't cost me many hundreds of dollars to go to the damn trouble." With that in mind, I'm thoroughly unimpressed with the rejoinder, "Yeah? Yeah? Then c'mon up here to the trackless, frozen wastes of the Arctic Circle and say that to my face, tough guy!!!!!!"

 

[Vault Dweller]

Then c'mon up here to the trackless, frozen wastes of the Arctic Circle and say that to my face, tough guy!!!!!!"

The last guy who fell for this line was Arthas and we all know what happened to him

 

[Volourn]

Crackin' me up.

 

[Spazmo]

Rednecks are generally easy to amuse.

 

[Country_Gravy]

Wow! I just checked the Official Website of North Bay. It's not that cold. It's not even getting down to freezing at night. EXCEPT ITS JUNE. Now I see why you have so much time to write on these boards, Volourn. I wouldn't go outside, either.

Since you're from Canada, do you play hockey and drink shitty beer?

 

[Volourn]

No, not anymore.

I drink shitty beer maybe once ayear.

 

[Avin]

interesting to know that they're after directions that licenses cannot support. that's good.

 

[StraitLacedDeviant]

I can see the cruise missile homing in on you

 

[Saint_Proverbius]

Be afraid, Volourn, because now GAIDER KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!

 

[Dingusamongus]

Northbay!

Good god, no wonder you can't string a sentence together Volourn! I'm sorry, but before I knew where you were from I was really starting to get a "hate on" for your writing style. Now it is all becoming clear - Northbay. Well at least you can eat your fill of blueberries and breed black flies with Mike Harris. Give him a hug and a kiss for us. Godbless little northern shield buddy.

From another shield hugging dufus,

Dingus

 

[Elwro]

I like this Nopissing pool nearby.

 

[suibhne]

Seriously, Volourn, I hung out in Parry Sound for awhile a few years back, and I like your part of the world. Now, in addition to your rapier wit, I have something else to envy you for.

 

[Spazmo]

Rural Ontario is nice to visit but holy shit I'd never, ever live there.

 

[Sol Invictus]

I always figured Volourn for a redneck. I reckon I was right.

 

[Volourn]

Wrong as usual, huh Exitium?

 

[Sol Invictus]

No, no, no, no. I'm pretty sure you're a redneck, Volourn.

 

[Volourn]

What's your defintion of redneck 'cause I have a funny feeling its' different than mine.