Interview Dragon Age II's Old School Influences

[Mastermind]

stop quoting skyway (mastermind, andhaira, etc.) please

will people never learn

Shut the fuck up you damn pussy. Just because you don't want to discuss anything with skyway, the terrorist or a luminary like myself doesn't mean nobody else does. Whaa, I'm too much of a bitch to just ignore people on my own, whaaa whaaa. I haven't seen this much bitch stuffed together since I crashed my truck in a retirement center on bingo night.

 

[Mastermind]

<p>Those stats had a dramatic effect on Laidlaw and his team, prompting them to totally re-evaluate how <em>Dragon Age II</em> fits into the auspices of classic role playing. "So our goal with 2, I think, is to strip away a lot of that barrier to entry to let you ease into the game," says Laidlaw.</p>

Dumbfucks gonna dumbfuck. Here's a novel idea: Fucking tutorials. Ever heard of them? They were all the rage back in the day. Put them in the game. And not a part of the main story, just make proper fucking tutorials teaching people everything from how a keyboard works to how you click a fucking mouse. There, problem solved. Can I have Laidlaw's job now?

 

[Volourn]

"You get the best longsword in BG right outside Nashkel Mines. So even before the first dungeon. In BG2 if you can get Celestial Fury (and various outher goodies) very early. If you go for two-handers you may keep the Sword of Chaos (found in the first dungeon) very long. You'll probably also keep Baldurian's Helm (first dungeon) till the end (at least without Throne of Bhaal). Just to name a few examples.
Damn Volly, you were having a run, but this was a serious fuck-up."

No.

 

[Sceptic]

Dumbfucks gonna dumbfuck. Here's a novel idea: Fucking tutorials. Ever heard of them? They were all the rage back in the day. Put them in the game. And not a part of the main story, just make proper fucking tutorials teaching people everything from how a keyboard works to how you click a fucking mouse. There, problem solved.

of Mastermind.

And yes I quoted him specifically to annoy the bitchers

 

[deus101]

Achievments?

wait....people actually take those seriously?!

 

[J_C]

I unignored you Mastermind a few days ago, are we friends now? ^^ (But Andhaira remains ignored, something's wrong with that guy.)

Achievments?

wait....people actually take those seriously?!

Unfortunately most gamers fap to them. If a game doesn't have them, they bitch about it for weeks.

 

[deus101]

You must be kidding!

 

[MetalCraze]

J_C is a console gamer. He talks about his race.

We on PC have no need for this stuff.

 

[Mrowak]

J_C is a console gamer. He talks about his race.

We on PC have no need for this stuff.

Still, it's good to have a reliable agent in the enemy's camp.

 

[Jaesun]

J_C is a console gamer. He talks about his race.

We on PC have no need for this stuff.

Still, it's good to have a reliable agent in the enemy's camp.

Indeed, the enemy of my enemy....

 

[J_C]

J_C is a console gamer. He talks about his race.

We on PC have no need for this stuff.

Just to be clear, I'm a console AND a PC gamer as well, and I don't give a crap about achievements. But for a lots of gamer's (console and PC alike) they are very important. I pity them.

 

[deus101]

buy...whaaa?

You talking about the CS retards worrying about ranking?

Who the fuck gives a shit about Achivements?!

WHO!!!

 

[J_C]

WHO!!!

How the fuck would I know that exactly? Do you want me to name them? All I see that a game gets hate if there are no achievements in it! It doesn't make sense, but it is happening FFS!

 

[Mastermind]

I unignored you Mastermind a few days ago, are we friends now?

I didn't even know you had me on ignore.

 

[J_C]

I unignored you Mastermind a few days ago, are we friends now?

I didn't even know you had me on ignore.

You do now.

 

[a budda]

I'm a console AND a PC gamer as well

omg! he's got A CONSOLE! take cover!

 

[J_C]

I'm a console AND a PC gamer as well

omg! he's got A CONSOLE! take cover!

omg! he's got NO BRAIN! take cover!

 

[a budda]

I'm a console AND a PC gamer as well

omg! he's got A CONSOLE! take cover!

omg! he's got NO BRAIN! take cover!

omg! he's got no sense of humour!

 

[J_C]

I'm a console AND a PC gamer as well

omg! he's got A CONSOLE! take cover!

omg! he's got NO BRAIN! take cover!

omg! he's got no sense of humour!

omg! he's "not aware of how much Codexers loath consoles so one can never be sure if somebody is serious or just joking".

 

[a budda]

do you struggle with that ps3+PC schizophrenia so much that you can't see a joke when you see it? that's bad...

you have to learn to live with it, it's nothing that bad if you don't buy ps3 games and take care of her properly :magic arrow:

btw, are you hungarian aware we poles have a saying: "a pole and a hungarian - two bros"?

 

[J_C]

do you struggle with that ps3+PC schizophrenia so much that you can't see a joke when you see it? that's bad...

you have to learn to live with it, it's nothing that bad if you don't buy ps3 games and take care of her properly :magic arrow:

btw, are you hungarian aware we poles have a saying: "a pole and a hungarian - two bros"?

Ok, I didn't get the joke.

Yes, I know the saying. If I'd like to translate the hungarian version of that saying it would be something like this: polish and hungarian are two good friends, they fight together and they drink their wine together.

 

[a budda]

polish and hungarian are two good friends, they fight together and they drink their wine together.

exactly the same here

 

[J_C]

polish and hungarian are two good friends, they fight together and they drink their wine together.

exactly the same here

You got it!

 

[Lord Haw Haw]

Guys, all this bro-ing is making me lose my erection.

 

[J_C]

Guys, all this bro-ing is making me lose my erection.