Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

Whoops

 

[DKunit]

Page 500, everyone! Give it up for page 500!

 

[gongal]

The same bioware that made amazing necromancy in BG1/2 can't make decent necromancy anymore. This is pure shit.

Seriously. I can't find anything good in this game.

"The same bioware"?

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

We wuz armorsmiths whif manly arms n' sheeeeit

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

We wuz armorsmiths whif manly arms n' sheeeeit

Which way western man????

 

[Ryzer]

Whoops

Not enough dislikes.

 

[Semiurge]

You would think that a mage would create a spell to change sex.

I don't understand why these freaks can't just play as the gender they want to identify as. What's the point in being reminded constantly that you're trans in-game by traumatic top surgery scars, characters talking about gender identity, etc. Just roleplay as "female" or "male" and leave it there.

This proves that the whole "trans" shit isn't really about wanting to be the other sex.
It's about wanting to be a special snowflake that gets special treatment.

If their "gender dysphoria" was real they'd play female characters and be happy to roleplay as a woman in a world that acknowledges femininity.
Instead they want to push their bullshit "trans identity" into games so the rest of the world is constantly reminded that their retarded delusion exists.

It's not even about them playing as trannies in-game.
It's about everyone else being forced to see trannies in the game.
That's what the entire thing is about. Forcing the rest of the world to constantly see and acknowledge their retarded mental illness identity.

It's about power. Some people who belong to the current critical theory inner circle have decided that the transgendered should be the highest on the victimhood totempole, for reasons unknown. That's why there's been such a surge of troons, every cluster C personality loser wants to be one now.

This must be the most egregious case of voice not matching the face. Taash has a lilywhite Karen voice, when one expects something a bit huskier. They did this on purpose because they could either give her negroid features (done) or make her voice more butch, but not both.

dat choices and consequences

This screenshot could be edited, yet it’s genuinely believable that that’s a thing in the actual game.
Jesus wept.

They've been confirmed fake already. 4chan trolling.

Seriously. I can't find anything good in this game.

You can't because there isn't anything good to find in it.
This is propaganda first, game second. This is a vehicle for ideology that just happens to be in the shape of a video game.
This thing exists for the sole reason to push, no, to force this degeneracy as much as possible everywhere.
This is not a game, this is a vehicle, a container, a box that contains poison. Kinda like the sarcophagus in vtmb now that I think about it. The solution is the same: don't open it.

A delivery system

oh, btw.

inXile twitter account has been going crazy putting out super passive-aggressive messages supporting Veilguard and dunking on chuds.

in case anyone here was looking foward to anything from inXile.

Even when they're pissed off the best they can do is a hissy fit. Truly pathetic mutants.

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

Which way western man????

They could have saved this game if it had a single companion like that.

 

[Gerrard]

Se people are now pretending that DA games weren't always filled with degeneracy and woke shit.

 

[Semiurge]

We wuz armorsmiths whif manly arms n' sheeeeit

Expect to see a lot of women with unnaturally muscular arms. Because keeping things realistic sets a sexist and deeply oppressive example.

 

[Elttharion]

Which way western man????

They could have saved this game if it had a single companion like that.

It worked for BG3 with Shart. She wasnt even that hot btw, just enough for people to latch onto her.

 

[Sarkile]

dat choices and consequences

This screenshot could be edited, yet it’s genuinely believable that that’s a thing in the actual game.
Jesus wept.

They've been confirmed fake already. 4chan trolling.

This article from The Gaymer is fake 4chan trolling?
https://www.thegamer.com/dragon-age-the-veilguard-you-can-be-trans-character-creator/

 

[ind33d]

dat choices and consequences

This screenshot could be edited, yet it’s genuinely believable that that’s a thing in the actual game.
Jesus wept.

They've been confirmed fake already. 4chan trolling.

This article from The Gaymer is fake 4chan trolling?
https://www.thegamer.com/dragon-age-the-veilguard-you-can-be-trans-character-creator/

Starting in games media in 2019, I...

WOW, WHAT AN EXPERT

 

[ZACKIE]

Probably one of the wokest most repulsive AAA game ever made lmao

 

[Jack_Deth]

Probably one of the wokest most repulsive AAA game ever made lmao

Good, it's time.

 

[kapisi]

And now for the live report from Bethesda Softworks... Apparently, a man in a leather jacket is running around the offices... We can't quite catch what he is yelling...

Emil, we needed sixteen times the gay!!

 

[Semiurge]

Woke is one thing, but being this bland and inoffensive as well?

Ah, but this is when I remeber it was written and designed by nonbinary Sims developers and fans. Then everything clicks. Mature, intelligent people do not play The Sims. Mature people shed the visual signifiers of infantile subcultures by the time they reach their 30s.

 

[DKunit]

Which way western man????

They could have saved this game if it had a single companion like that.

It worked for BG3 with Shart. She wasnt even that hot btw, just enough for people to latch onto her.

She also had the whole "I can fix her" vibe going on.

 

[gongal]

Whoops

Not enough dislikes for this repulsive faggot

 

[ZACKIE]

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL

Also how in the actual fuck that response from player character encourages the special snowflake to focus on benefits of multicultural background?

didn't u hear? he said "i get that"
9.5/10 IGN

Reddit is full of bots and tranny shills

 

[Semiurge]

LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL

Also how in the actual fuck that response from player character encourages the special snowflake to focus on benefits of multicultural background?

didn't u hear? he said "i get that"
9.5/10 IGN

The whole line is so disjointed from the previous ones that it sounds like Rook realised that he might've just said something really offensive and was trying to defuse the situation before it escalated.

"I get that" sounds like desperate backtracking. A panic shart.

 

[Lovely Feather Pillow]

Whoops

Not enough dislikes for this repulsive faggot

It's up to 10K and growing fast.

I can't tell if he's full-blown shilling for EA or if he's just retarded. His "review" sounds like he's reading a game manual about the gameplay and features.

 

[ZACKIE]

Surely that isn't real? Surely the writing can't be that retarded and vacuous and "for modern audiences?"

It's real sadly. These characters sound like they just walked out of a Starbucks in California rather than being in a fantasy setting hunting a dragon.

https://files.catbox.moe/vmkcvc.mp4

Sounds like AI

 

[Oropay]

Whoops

Exactly what I came here to post, without comment

 

[HumanMaleFighter]

Reddit is full of bots and tranny shills

Reddit is by a huge margin the fakest and most astroturfed place on the internet. I'm sure that 75%+ of the posters there are bots, shills, PR firm employees, guerilla marketers, and other fake and gay scoundrels.

Besides, it's structurally broken. There are thriving markets where you can buy upvotes, downvotes (on posts you don't like,) and "high-karma" accounts. Unpopular opinions are inevitably just hidden, as though they don't exist, so they aren't even engaged with. (And anybody with $5 can make any post an unpopular one.) New accounts are de facto shadowbanned, so you can't use throwaway accounts to make new posts/comments that challenge popular opinions. And although accounts are anonymous and can be created at a moment's notice, their post histories are public, to better expose people who post unpopular things. All of this combines to create the most odious, most credulous, and most easily manipulated hivemind on the internet.

The "karma" system also encourages people to post fake stories "for the updoots." A lot of Reddit ragebait is just totally made up and fictional. You can trust nothing you read on Reddit.

It's just bots, tranny shills, and really dumb and gullible motherfuckers.


Back on topic: Those Veilguard videos are lmao-tier. I can't believe that the primary warrior mechanic is shield throwing. What estrogen-and-dutasteride-addled genius came up with that idea, and have they ever held a shield? Do they understand that shields are not boomerangs? I get that the devs wanted to prioritize ranged combat, but in that case why not nudge warriors in the direction of carrying a bow or crossbow? Or fuck it, just give them a gooddamn boomerang, like the Legend of Zelda did ~40 years ago. Surely they could even come up with a compelling lore reason for it.