Dragon Age Dragon Age: The Veilguard Thread

[Elttharion]

Place your bets boys, I am expecting a metascore around 85-88

So far I am off by 1 point, hoping for another shill to post his review and up the score a little

 

[Pink Eye]

 

[Camel]

10/10 - Eurogamer
10/10 - GamingBible
10/10 - CGMagazine
10/10 - XboxEra
9/10 - Metro UK
10/10 - GameRant
9/10 - IGN
8.5/10 - Dualshockers
8/10 - The Gamer
8/10 - GamesRadar+
8/10 - Windows Central
8/10 - Worthplaying

Veilguard sisters, we're winning!

 

[Alienman]

Give game to non-binary.

It complains "it's too woke". LUL!

 

[Pink Eye]

In the IGN review the person who reviewed it favorable is a lgbtqmicrowave fag:

 

[Fargus]

So far I am off by 1 point, hoping for another shill to post his review and up the score a little

I would love this to top BG3 score actually. Swen will be on suicide watch if his slop gets overshadowed.

 

[Fedora Master]

Shit game turns out to be shit
Codex, collectively:

 

[Elttharion]

Atleast someone is honest:

Skill Up:

"[The game] is a colossal disappointment. I really can't put it any other way. I spent 50 hours playing this, and it was time that I desperately wish I could get back. I started having my doubts at around the 10 hour mark, I was thoroughly checked out at the 20 hour mark, and the remaining 30 hours were just excruciatingly painful as I was forced to suffer through the endless morass of banality that is Dragon Age: The Veilguard. In many ways, Veilguard is a bigger disappointment than Anthem was."

From his review

Every interaction sounds like HR is in the room

 

[Camel]

What the fuck is Eurogamer smoking?!

They gave 9/10 to BG2.

 

[Swen]

 

[Pink Eye]

This shit is insane. There is no way the average fag is going to relate to this. They're alienating so many people with this shit.

 

[DKunit]

So far I am off by 1 point, hoping for another shill to post his review and up the score a little

I would love this to top BG3 score actually. Swen will be on suicide watch if his slop gets overshadowed.

Yeah, that ain't happening, lol. It's at an 84 and dropping. BG3 had like a 95, I think.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

All this is like a deja vu from Inquisition launch reviews...

 

[GrainWetski]

It really is the first true AGP tranny coomer game.

 

[Elttharion]

This shit is insane. There is no way the average fag is going to relate to this. They're alienating so many people with this shit.

By the time the average fag reaches this he is way past the point of returning the game

 

[Artyoan]

This shit is insane. There is no way the average fag is going to relate to this. They're alienating so many people with this shit.

The types of people who push this stuff not only don't seek a theory of mind for other people but they despise those people for pushback on what they deem infallible moral progress.

They don't want to tell a good story primarily. They want to preach.

 

[Swen]

 

[Nifft Batuff]

Final words: "best game of the year".

 

[Alienman]

You can measure the gay and corruption for the outlets, just by the score they give. With Eurogamer and IGN on top. Btw, aren't they owned by the same concern?

 

[DKunit]

God, when even Matty hates it, you know you fucked up.

 

[Pink Eye]

 

[Morgoth]

Good "negative" review.

 

[DKunit]

Paraphrasing SkillUp: "On a scale of 1-10 on how dark the game gets, it never goes a above a 2."

 

[Skinwalker]

They always try to make it seem as if you're the crazy one for criticising this. It looks like panicky damage control, but could also just be their insanity showing.

They know they are regarded as insane by the vast majority of normal people, and trying to be the first ones to fire that gun to make it look like normal people are reacting to them, and not the other way around. "You have to be sooooo craaaazy to think top surgery scars don't belong in a fantasy RPG game."

In short, inverted people inverting reality, as usual.

 

[taxalot]

I guess I'll have to play it now