Preview Dungeon Lords extravaganza

[Saint_Proverbius]

Aotearoa = New Zealand, basically. They both live in the same country, Saint.

In my world, Shagnak is an Aussie and he got zinged.

 

[Shagnak]

In everyone else's world, both me (Shagnak) and Deathboy live in the same country.
i.e New Zealand/Aotearoa.
NOT Australia
Do not call me or Deathboy or any other Kiwi an Australian, it just betrays your ignorance.

You have no idea what got zinged.

Edit: in case you missed that, DONT CALL ME AN AUSSIE. K?
Oh, and Deathboy was supporting me in NZ world-dominance, K?

 

[Fez]

Touchy subject.

 

[Shagnak]

Nah, not really.
You're an Aussie, and you are still our (un)holy Pope.

FEZ FOR POPE!!
ARRRGGKKLE BAAARRGLLEE SLUUURRRP

 

[Deathboy]

(i.e. we ship the most unfit ones out as long pork, in order to raise the national average fitness standard )

And we deport the dumb ones to Australia as it raises the average IQ of both countries :D

Oh, fucking *ZING*. He nailed you with that one, Shagnak.

I gotta agree with Saint here 'cuase um I've got your travel documentation in my hot little hands.......
Enjoy Australia Pàkehà, (Maori for european, loosely translates white flee, but hay whitey don't seem to mind being called it :D )

 

[Shagnak]

Haha
That's not the translation I've heard (I understand the translation is contentious).

Incidentally, the only way you'd get me to move to Australia is if it was as part of a convict shipment.
Now stop shit stirring or I'll drive down the road and bop you one shit head :D

 

[taks]

This is obvious proof that previwers don't actually play the game when pre/reviewing it. How can they not miss all the fucking bugs that plague this piece of shit?

and your comments are based on what experience? or are you referring to last year's beta, that nobody seems to remember was actually dropped in last year? and i also suppose you've played it as well?

taks

 

[Greatatlantic]

Ummm... I'd imagine all previews that aren't on the Gold version are buggy. If they weren't buggy, they'd be gold. So reviewers can't talk about the bugs, or every preview would be about the bugs. So, they talk about the gameplay, at least what gameplay exists.

Now reviews, they ought to have played it through. I've read one or two reviews where it was obvious the reviewer didn't finish the game.

 

[Fez]

People have been writing previews (and sometimes reviews) from nothing more than the marketing info for years. Playing the game seems to be optional.

 

[Deathboy]

Playing the game seems to be optional.

Unlike the nipple clamps which are compulsory

 

[Fez]

Absolutely. How else could you endure the tedium?

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Having D.W Bradley come and have sex with you?

 

[Fez]

He's probably as much a failure in bed as he is at making games. I'd have more fun alone with the nipple clamps.

 

[Naked_Lunch]

Well, he used to have turn-based sex and that worked out for him pretty well. But he got bored and decided to go real-time and accidently ejaculated all over his dog. Sad story really.

 

[Shagnak]

Well, he used to have turn-based sex and that worked out for him pretty well. But he got bored and decided to go real-time and accidently ejaculated all over his dog. Sad story really.