EA/Mythic Entertainment mount Ultima's corpse so they can kill it again

[taxalot]

Oh. They truly hate me

 

[Infinitron]

Skara Brae: http://ultimacodex.com/2013/07/ultima-forever-the-eight-virtues-city-of-spirituality/

 

[sea]

How's the cash shop? Can you buy banana costumes, gold AK-47s and My Little Pony mounts yet?

 

[Infinitron]

Cove: http://ultimacodex.com/2013/07/ultima-forever-the-eight-virtues-town-of-cove/

 

[Ranselknulf]

Oh god. If you think Ultima 9 was a rape of the series, the upcoming months are going to be glorious.

 

[Infinitron]

I may be getting one of these in the mail soon

Got it. Thanks, EA! Too bad it's all busted up.

 

[Infinitron]

Game has been officially launched worldwide.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Game has been officially launched worldwide.

Looks like a Diablo 3 clone.

 

[Night Goat]

I love how the trailer starts with the EA logo superimposed on a star of David. Real subtle.

 

[Infinitron]

I love how the trailer starts with the EA logo superimposed on a star of David. Real subtle.

Uh it's the symbol of the Codex

 

[Night Goat]

I love how the trailer starts with the EA logo superimposed on a star of David. Real subtle.

Uh it's the symbol of the Codex

So it is. Looks like I failed my Knowledge check.

 

[Bubbles]

So, is this good?

 

[DragoFireheart]

I love how the trailer starts with the EA logo superimposed on a star of David. Real subtle.

Uh it's the symbol of the Codex

So it is. Looks like I failed my Knowledge check.

You may have failed a knowledge check...

So, is this good?

...but this person failed their Intelligence check.

Jesus christ it's published by EA for the iDiot pad what the fuck do you think? And no excuses about being a newfag you should know better.

 

[taxalot]

Wow, Drago, EA criticsm and calling it "iIdiot pad" ! You are really edgy, you do belong here !

 

[Heresiarch]

HAHAHAHAHA this shit's rape is so thorough that it's almost like seeing 2 girls 1 cup. LADY BRITISH! C&C! lolwut

 

[Bubbles]

Looks better than U9.

 

[Dwemer Puzzle Box]

Jesus fucking Christ, could they make these dialogues sound more braindead?

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Do you get to bang Lady British as a quest reward?

 

[Infinitron]

Do you get to bang Lady British as a quest reward?

I know there were flirty dialogue options but I didn't dare select them when I played the alpha

 

[Bubbles]

Jesus fucking Christ, could they make these dialogues sound more braindead?

They're just trying to stay true to the originals.

 

[taxalot]

I wonder if they kept :
"Eight virtues ? Why so many ?"
"People are complicated."

And Shamino's blurb about the "Sword of Compassion" and showing "those thiefs the compassion that this sword is made of".

 

[Heresiarch]

I just noticed something that proves they're astray from the real Ultimas: they use 'you' instead of 'thou', and so on.

 

[Morgoth]

"thou" is something the modern illiterate gamer no longer understands.

 

[Heresiarch]

Are there literate modern gamers?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Oh man, wait till you guys see the gameplay.