Facts about Gabe Newell

[Cassidy]

When you are the public face of your company rather than a faceless anonymous investor and owner of a holding and parent company most people don't even know that exists, you are better off acting sympathetic to your customers, even while you treat them like bitches beyond their limited perception.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I would invite people into my place, and nail a plaque above my office's door. "Those who wish to enter, must surrender their most precious thing". Next to the door is a hole conveniently at waist height, with sidehandles for comfort as they seat into position. I press a button to open the door once I'm done. That would ensure everyone who tried to make a deal with me would enter the room in the right state of mind.

 

[Garbonzo]

I would invite people into my place, and nail a plaque above my office's door. "Those who wish to enter, must surrender their most precious thing". Next to the door is a hole conveniently at waist height, with sidehandles for comfort as they seat into position. I press a button to open the door once I'm done. That would ensure everyone who tried to make a deal with me would enter the room in the right state of mind.

You want a bunch of random dudes sucking your dick?

Um.......

Ok.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

I would invite people into my place, and nail a plaque above my office's door. "Those who wish to enter, must surrender their most precious thing". Next to the door is a hole conveniently at waist height, with sidehandles for comfort as they seat into position. I press a button to open the door once I'm done. That would ensure everyone who tried to make a deal with me would enter the room in the right state of mind.

You want a bunch of random dudes sucking your dick?

Um.......

Ok.

I thought Clockwork was going to be the one doing the sucking, since he said the hole was conveniently at waist height and seemed to be talking about from the perspective of someone coming to visit him.

The whole thing's pretty confusing but I'm pretty sure dicks are involved somewhere.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

For the insolence, I'm scheduling you both for a visit as soon as I'm finished moving furniture into the office. Failure to comply will result in the most expensive lithuanian hitmen money can buy being dispatched to your houses.

 

[Azrael the cat]

- Gabe said that developing processes for the console in general was 'a waste of everybody's time' and 'a disaster on many levels'

It is and he is right; I have been saying that for a long time: Modern consoles only exist because their creators heavily subsidised the market, especially in the beginning and especially Microsoft. In fact Microsoft paved the way by re-using the same business tactics they used to push Windows into it's position pack in the 90s. Microsoft bought up complete development studios and had them churning out 'exclusive titles' that were unheard of on consoles (shooters? on a console? you must be joking!) while injecting their usual FUD into the gaming industry/journalism, who gobbled it up like the receptive little bitches they are (obviously launching it with some financial streams). Am I really the only one who back in 2000 opened their prestigious gaming magazine of their choice and went completely "WTF? where did this come from?" about literally "consoles taking over the world"? Followed by a large scale destruction and degradation of standards within the industry. Microsoft at work, ladies and gentlemen. We call it destruction and mayhem, for them it is just business as usual.

Yeah, I've said before that consoles went from having their own gaming traditions to being harbringers of decline only with the arrival of the Xbox.

 

[potatojohn]

In 2006, scientists at CERN used Gabe Newell to prove that gravitational waves travel at the speed of light.

 

[Palikka]

 

[circ]

Farts about Gabe Newell

 

[jagged-jimmy]

So, you guys remember how Steam was forced into existence? CS 1.6. That's one example of how a pc game worth modding can leverage your business.

 

[DwarvenFood]

Hey Bony you spawn some pretty inane threads. Decline of newfags.

 

[dnf]

In b4 Gabe with sluts gif.

 

[EruDaan]

The funny thing is that he's the typical overwight nerd who you would expect to live at home in his moms basement... but instead he made millions and can afford all the women who would laugh at him otherwise. He is, or should, be every nerds hero, aspiration and idol.

 

[Morgoth]

Gabe is a decent and married man, he does not need to "afford" sluts. Not everybody is such a decadent scumbag like you EruDaan Newfag.

 

[Bony]

Gaben on Codex is a serious business.

 

[Dexter]

In b4 Gabe with sluts gif.

 

[Bony]

It's probably just his sister and and someone else from family.

 

[Bony]

or is it?

 

[Alex]

I wonder why so many people consider this game as a work of art.
It was ugly (both gameplay and artistic-wise) even on day 1.
At least Ocarina of Time was funnier.

Cause it had paintings.

 

[Metro]

That picture was photo shopped, someone linked the original in another thread.

 

[EruDaan]

Gabe is a decent and married man, he does not need to "afford" sluts. Not everybody is such a decadent scumbag like you EruDaan Newfag.

:D Classy answer codex style... keep it up, oldfag.

 

[MisterStone]

Lol buncha sad little haters ITT

 

[EruDaan]

How goes the saying? Haters gonna hate?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

The funny thing is that he's the typical overwight nerd who you would expect to live at home in his moms basement... but instead he made millions and can afford all the women who would laugh at him otherwise. He is, or should, be every nerds hero, aspiration and idol.

Really shows how women are materialistic and disgusting. A man would never subject himself to that.

 

[Destroid]

The funny thing is that he's the typical overwight nerd who you would expect to live at home in his moms basement... but instead he made millions and can afford all the women who would laugh at him otherwise. He is, or should, be every nerds hero, aspiration and idol.

Really shows how women are materialistic and disgusting. A man would never subject himself to that.

A man will instead put up with just as much shit for a physically attractive woman.