Andyman Messiah
Mr. Ed-ucated
I'm gonna tell you what I liked about Fallout 1,
Fallout 1: Sweet cutscene telling me shit's hit the fan! Alright, Overseer, I'm ready, I'm pumped! Aaaaand bam! You're in the game!
Fallout 2: Sweet cutscene telling me shit's hit the fan! Alright, Elder, I'm ready, I'm pumped! Aaaaand bam! Welcome to the temple of trials!
Fallout 1: Extremely few fetch quests, one of which is rescuing Tandi from the Raiders. EVEN THE FETCH QUESTS ARE DEEP AND AWESOME.
Fallout 2: Oh hai, find my book and my money and take this lunch to the mechanic and fix my alcohol distillery and GODDAMMIT KILLAP WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO ADD MORE OF THIS SHIT?!
Fallout 1: Towns are few and far away from each other and you don't have a lot of equipment. You need to manage your time and equipment at least somewhat efficiently.
Fallout 2: WEAPONS AND ARMOR AND AMMO ARE AWESOME WE WANT THE COD AUDIENCE!
Fallout 1: References pop culture. Not a big deal.
Fallout 2: References pop culture and itself. A lot.
Fallout 1: Deathclaws don't talk.
Fallout 2: (Some) Deathclaws talk.
Fallout 1: The antagonist is a COOL MUTANT TENTACLE BRAIN CREATURE VOICED BY *BOTH* JIM CUMMINGS AND KATH SOUCIE?!! OH GOD I'M CUMMING. (HOW APPROPRIATE.)
Fallout 2: The main antagonist is a super mutant secret service agent with the same name as Clint Eastwood's character in "In the line of fire". For maximum enjoyment, create a female character and name her after Rene Russo's character, then turn off the game and masturbate.
Fallout 1: Hey, Master dude? You're wrong.
Fallout 2: Hey, Frank? I shoot you with bullets.
Fallout 1: No happy ending. So what if you shoot the overseer? You're still banished. Can't live with your old friends no more. You're tainted. Unpure. Not even a virgin anymore. No wonder the Overseer is pissed off. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE YOUR MANPUSSY FOR ME DAMMIT!"
Fallout 2: Granted this can change but *MOST* players probably got the ending where you use the GECK to create a goddamn Utopia or some horse shit. And then they all lived happily ever after and also Myron died, the end.
It goes on. I just chose to stop there.
Also!
Fallout New Vegas is the Fallout 1 of Fallout FPS games. I would compare Fallout 3 way more to Fallout 2 because of its theme park atmosphere (in everything else I would compare it to my feces).
"Look! Here's a town, built around an unexploded atom bomb!!"
"Look! Here's a town, where people dress up as superheroes!!"
"Look! Here's a town, where everyone is a cannibal!!"
"Look! Here's a town, where everyone is a little kid!"
And that shit don't stop there, hell no, it goes *OoooonNnn*.
Also all Fallout games are fucking "post-post-apocalyptic". Don't matter how many "post" you insert. Fallout are games about what the fuck happens when you drop a bomb on a world and then people had to start things up again. Like muthafucka, I had a store here, why's there no store, muthafucka space aliens, I gotta build my store again. Fast-forward to the events of Fallout 1 and that guy has fixed up his store and the world is rebuilding. There's no such thing as "after after the apocalypse". Time just simply passes but everything remains POST. Please, can we please all agree on the language we've chosen to communicate in on this shitty ass piece of the internet? Goddamn I spilled my drink. Hahaha. Deus Ex reference for the ladies.
Fallout 1: Sweet cutscene telling me shit's hit the fan! Alright, Overseer, I'm ready, I'm pumped! Aaaaand bam! You're in the game!
Fallout 2: Sweet cutscene telling me shit's hit the fan! Alright, Elder, I'm ready, I'm pumped! Aaaaand bam! Welcome to the temple of trials!
Fallout 1: Extremely few fetch quests, one of which is rescuing Tandi from the Raiders. EVEN THE FETCH QUESTS ARE DEEP AND AWESOME.
Fallout 2: Oh hai, find my book and my money and take this lunch to the mechanic and fix my alcohol distillery and GODDAMMIT KILLAP WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO ADD MORE OF THIS SHIT?!
Fallout 1: Towns are few and far away from each other and you don't have a lot of equipment. You need to manage your time and equipment at least somewhat efficiently.
Fallout 2: WEAPONS AND ARMOR AND AMMO ARE AWESOME WE WANT THE COD AUDIENCE!
Fallout 1: References pop culture. Not a big deal.
Fallout 2: References pop culture and itself. A lot.
Fallout 1: Deathclaws don't talk.
Fallout 2: (Some) Deathclaws talk.
Fallout 1: The antagonist is a COOL MUTANT TENTACLE BRAIN CREATURE VOICED BY *BOTH* JIM CUMMINGS AND KATH SOUCIE?!! OH GOD I'M CUMMING. (HOW APPROPRIATE.)
Fallout 2: The main antagonist is a super mutant secret service agent with the same name as Clint Eastwood's character in "In the line of fire". For maximum enjoyment, create a female character and name her after Rene Russo's character, then turn off the game and masturbate.
Fallout 1: Hey, Master dude? You're wrong.
Fallout 2: Hey, Frank? I shoot you with bullets.
Fallout 1: No happy ending. So what if you shoot the overseer? You're still banished. Can't live with your old friends no more. You're tainted. Unpure. Not even a virgin anymore. No wonder the Overseer is pissed off. "YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE YOUR MANPUSSY FOR ME DAMMIT!"
Fallout 2: Granted this can change but *MOST* players probably got the ending where you use the GECK to create a goddamn Utopia or some horse shit. And then they all lived happily ever after and also Myron died, the end.
It goes on. I just chose to stop there.
Also!
Fallout New Vegas is the Fallout 1 of Fallout FPS games. I would compare Fallout 3 way more to Fallout 2 because of its theme park atmosphere (in everything else I would compare it to my feces).
"Look! Here's a town, built around an unexploded atom bomb!!"
"Look! Here's a town, where people dress up as superheroes!!"
"Look! Here's a town, where everyone is a cannibal!!"
"Look! Here's a town, where everyone is a little kid!"
And that shit don't stop there, hell no, it goes *OoooonNnn*.
Also all Fallout games are fucking "post-post-apocalyptic". Don't matter how many "post" you insert. Fallout are games about what the fuck happens when you drop a bomb on a world and then people had to start things up again. Like muthafucka, I had a store here, why's there no store, muthafucka space aliens, I gotta build my store again. Fast-forward to the events of Fallout 1 and that guy has fixed up his store and the world is rebuilding. There's no such thing as "after after the apocalypse". Time just simply passes but everything remains POST. Please, can we please all agree on the language we've chosen to communicate in on this shitty ass piece of the internet? Goddamn I spilled my drink. Hahaha. Deus Ex reference for the ladies.