Fallout 3 in 6 Hours or Less

[Gerrard]

Fetching the Ten Commandments?

 

[God]

Now that would be EPIC. Yessiree.

 

[aleph]

Saints are walking the streets of Codexia and God himself talks to its people - truly the <s>lhc</s> end is nigh!

Nonsense, it is a sign I tell you. A sign that the Codex is the one true infallible RPG board.

 

[Fat Dragon]

Fetching the Ten Commandments?

Fetching Hammurabi's Code?

 

[Futile Rhetoric]

Fetching the Ten Commandments?

It's been done.

 

[Lingwe]

It's not just any mundane item we're fetching, it's the fucking Declaration of Independence! How can it get more EPIC than that?

Fetching one of the Elder Scrolls.

 

[DefJam101]

Fetching the Ten Commandments?

It's been done.

It describes the intense friendship between two men and the mystical journey of another to return to Heavan

 

[spacemoose]

supermutants are chill with snipers. they're best buds

 

[ushdugery]

Just larp that shit like you're moses parting the red seas or whatever, I've already got a fake beard and robe and some old school sandals that shit is gonna be off the hook I can't wait to pay too much money for this game!11!11!!!

 

[FalloutBR]

I wonder if there will be an "evil" ending for the fetching the Declaration of Indepedance quest like using it as a toiler paper, or rolling a cigar with it and smoking it... Or like other games where your char is really evil but he ends up doing really dogooder deeds but in the end he says to the quest giver something like "I did this, but I want a reward, because I am evil!"

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Not sure why that's being considered a good quest. Sounds to me like just another boring fetch quest.

You kidding, the Americans wil fianlly find out what's in it.

 

[Devil]

Now that would be EPIC. Yessiree.

You know what would be EPIC, if someone would fetch my suit from the laundry.



Ach, Codex, My children, My hope for the better future.

 

[gc051360]

I wonder if you can actually read the Declaration of Independence.

If so, has Bethesda edited it a bit, to make it more suitable for "next gen" audiences?

"When in the course of human events it becomes necessary...." blah blah blah. You're boring the kids.

The XBOX 360 version of the document reads "Dear England. You suck!!! LOL!"


Maybe there will be a powdered wig next to the Declaration, so that we can "roleplay" that we're Thomas Jefferson.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

So the Codex will be the grounds for the final showdown between God and Teh Devil? Awsum.

 

[Claw]

None were cooler than the one I found that involved the retrieval of the Declaration of Independence. America may have crumbled in the nuclear war, but that doesn't mean your patriotism had to.

Well, technically he doesn't say that the quest is cool, just that there are no cooler ones.

It would be cool if I could burn it, though.





Also:

I also noticed that parts of your own body can become crippled -- that effect is not just for enemies -- and only a stimpack, a doctor, or sleep can cure the debilitating effects.

Wow, only nearly every standard method of healing can cure crippled body parts.

 

[Nael]

I wonder if there will be an "evil" ending for the fetching the Declaration of Indepedance quest like using it as a toiler paper, or rolling a cigar with it and smoking it... Or like other games where your char is really evil but he ends up doing really dogooder deeds but in the end he says to the quest giver something like "I did this, but I want a reward, because I am evil!"

Come now. This is Bethesda we're talking about. If you can actually drop a quest item on the ground and forget about it, you can color me amazed.

 

[MetalCraze]

Yeah I have a feeling that quest items will weigh 0 kg and will not be removable from the inventory

 

[Fallout_Fan_VII]

Yeah I have a feeling that quest items will weigh 0 kg and will not be removable from the inventory

That is to protect it from the pirates, of course.

 

[Seboss]

Yeah I have a feeling that quest items will weigh 0 kg and will not be removable from the inventory

That is to protect it from the pirates, of course.

I chuckled.

 

[Claw]

I wonder if the infamous Quest-popups are going to return. Those were an Oblivion classic.

 

[bozia2012]

"Fool! These lands are not for the like of thee! Turn back, lest I shall be forced to smite you!" or some shit like that.

(MS) Motocross Madness, anyone? If you've somehow reached the egde of the map (usually there was a very high wall) you were sent flying through the air with a loud "BOOM!". It was actually more fun than the game.

 

[BethesdaLove]

If you reached the end of the map in Fallout, you got an amazing super duper (mart) extra price, rite?

 

[Dire Roach]

I wonder if you get an Xbox Achievement award for touching that invisible wall...

 

[Geofferic]

You kidding, the Americans wil fianlly find out what's in it.

Q F T plus I spit diet Coke onto my desk.

lol

 

[The Exar]

Really, I was a bit of an optimist about FO3. Now I'm totally turned off. There is nothing more irritating than false and made up patriotism. I was furious... not.

To be honest, I just LOL'd at the farce of a game-developing company that is Bethesda.