Preview Fallout 3 is turn-based!

[Zlaja]

Nuclear blasts can level towns, but they are powerless against phone booths' magic.

The Matrix!

 

[Naked Ninja]

Oh lord. Ok, I give up. I've tried to reamain neutral about Fallout 3, not join in with the Codexes general mockery, but this is too fucking much. Portable nuclear shelters? Are they completely batshit fucking stupid? Never mind the "how does a porta potty survive a nuclear blast" question, what about residual radiation?

Oh wait, they answer that. Fucking morons. I give up. Bethesda, you suck.

 

[Vival]

I definitely would use one of these vault booths during the rush hours. I guess, there's a good chance civilization was actually destroyed by car crashes and the resulting chain reactions and not ICBMs.

 

[NiM82]

Can't wait till they tell us it has personal teleporters

 

[serch]

A parody is a piece of music or literature in which another work is imitated for humorous purpose or ridiculed through exaggeration or distorted imitation

I DARE YOU TO EXAGGERATE THIS, VD!!111!11!!1 (a la Mass Effect)

 

[hiciacit]

WTF? A portable telephone booth nuclear shelter? Do you have to inflate it or something?

On a related note: I found a screenshot showing Vault101:

 

[Mr Happy]

If we are lucky, it will have time traveling ability. If we are lucky.

 

[MF]

I definitely would use one of these vault booths during the rush hours. I guess, there's a good chance civilization was actually destroyed by car crashes and the resulting chain reactions and not ICBMs.

Planes. Bombs. Dropped. By. Planes.

Not ICBMS. It's shit like your comment that gradually pushes the Fallout setting further into the gutter as the piss-soaked rag that it has already become.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

I definitely would use one of these vault booths during the rush hours. I guess, there's a good chance civilization was actually destroyed by car crashes and the resulting chain reactions and not ICBMs.

Excluding the ICBM part, your post is full of win.