Game News Fallout 3 Release Date Announced

[Bradylama]

Dudes, I can't wait for this game to come out. Seriously, imagine all the 10/10 reviews two actual weeks before the game is released. Imagine the nerd rage, the DRAMA! It's gonna be fuckin epic!

DON'T STOP I'M ALMOST THERE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Yes, but is it better than 90% of all the Fallout-rpgs out there?

You fuckin bastard! Don't play games. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. :Vader moment:

Guybrush, I'm your brother!

Yes, excuse me for my gameplaying. Fallout 2, while not better than Fallout, is still better than all other rpgs and it is definitely a kick-ass sequel. Except that it was more of a lulz sequel.

 

[Bradylama]

 

[fastpunk]

I like how people bash fallout 2 just for having lulz but forget that it had everything else that made fallout - fallout. Non-linearity, C&C, the same good gameplay plus dialogue stat checks (FO1 didn't have that).
FOPOS and FO3 didn't/won't even come close to that.

To be fair, there's nothing in FO2 that can match the eerie atmosphere that Fallout had after The Hub. I mean, the Boneyard, the Necropolis, the Glow, the Children of the Cathedreal. Fuckin awesome! But, as I said, FO2 is better than 90% of RPGs out there, simply because it's hella entertaining and offers plenty of C&C.

 

[Thrasher]

Yeah it was creepier . But all games are the first time.

 

[fastpunk]

Yes, but is it better than 90% of all the Fallout-rpgs out there?

You fuckin bastard! Don't play games. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. :Vader moment:

Guybrush, I'm your brother!

What does guybrush mean? It probably sounds stupid but ffs, I just don't know.

Yes, excuse me for my gameplaying. Fallout 2, while not better than Fallout, is still better than all other rpgs and it is definitely a kick-ass sequel. Except that it was more of a lulz sequel.

Lulz are good! It makes the game enjoyable. I loooooove Fallout 2! All the easter eggs and special encounters were awesome. Like I said, Fallout's eerie atmosphere just isn't matched in FO2, but FO2 is just a fuuunn as hell RPG. And that's the whole point of games, isn't it?

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

plus dialogue stat checks (FO1 didn't have that)

Uhhh...no. Fallout 1 had plenty of dialogue stat checks. What game did you play?

And I'm pretty sure Jedi Learner was just saying that Fallout died immediately after Fallout 2, and possibly not damning Fallout 2.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Yeah it was creepier . But all games are the first time.

I pissed my pants playing Baldur's Gate for the first time. Try playing it in a dark room and walking up to Imoen. "Heya!" will have you move back to your parents in an instant.

Serious answer: no, only a few handful, good games have an effect like that.

 

[Jedi_Learner]

And I'm pretty sure Jedi Learner was just saying that Fallout died immediately after Fallout 2, and possibly not damning Fallout 2.

You are an insightful genius whose perception knows no bounds.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Yes, but is it better than 90% of all the Fallout-rpgs out there?

You fuckin bastard! Don't play games. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. :Vader moment:

Guybrush, I'm your brother!

What does guybrush mean? It probably sounds stupid but ffs, I just don't know.

Excuze-fucking-moi? "What does Guybrush mean?" Yeah, look, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt here. You're just confused, right? Not enough sleep? Well, go play Monkey Island. The Secret of Monkey Island and LeChuck's Revenge. The Ron Gilbert games in the franchise. The good games in the franchise. Do it now before I find you and rip out your pancreas.

Why is the codex filled with so many uncultured whores? Or am I really just old? I'm only twenty-two, dammit!

Yes, excuse me for my gameplaying. Fallout 2, while not better than Fallout, is still better than all other rpgs and it is definitely a kick-ass sequel. Except that it was more of a lulz sequel.

Lulz are good! It makes the game enjoyable. I loooooove Fallout 2! All the easter eggs and special encounters were awesome. Like I said, Fallout's eerie atmosphere just isn't matched in FO2, but FO2 is just a fuuunn as hell RPG. And that's the whole point of games, isn't it?

Yes, I agree. Fully. Completely. Absolutely. I didn't say lulz are bad. Fucks sake, read my Final Fantasy 7-thread! (Seriously, though, don't. You'll get cancer.)

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

And I'm pretty sure Jedi Learner was just saying that Fallout died immediately after Fallout 2, and possibly not damning Fallout 2.

You are an insightful genius whose perception knows no bounds.

I love you too.

 

[fastpunk]

What does guybrush mean? It probably sounds stupid but ffs, I just don't know.

Excuze-fucking-moi? "What does Guybrush mean?" Yeah, look, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt here. You're just confused, right? Not enough sleep? Well, go play Monkey Island. The Secret of Monkey Island and LeChuck's Revenge. The Ron Gilbert games in the franchise. The good games in the franchise. Do it now before I find you and rip out your pancreas.

Why is the codex filled with so many uncultured whores? Or am I really just old? I'm only twenty-two, dammit!

You're just really old, man. Sorry to say that, I know it sucks. I just turned 21 and I feel like shit. Actually, I don't, I feel great because I'm drunk. But if I wasn't drunk I'd feel like shit! Anyway, I am playing catch up to you older dudes. I played my first RPG in 2003 with KotOR. Can you imagine that? I even love it. I know, know, how awful. But I'm replaying all sorts of old games: RPGs, Adventure games, Dungeon Crawlers (how the fuck do you get Wizardry 7 to work for ffs!? Jasede, I want to play Wizardry 7 and then 8 , help me! ). Anyway, after I play Monkey Island I'm going to know what guybrush is, so it's all good! :D

Yes, I agree. Fully. Completely. Absolutely. I didn't say lulz are bad. Fucks sake, read my Final Fantasy 7-thread! (Seriously, though, don't. You'll get cancer.)

OK I'll read you thread, even with the risks. Why did you change your nickname you bastard?! And just so you know, calling someone a bastards is a compliment in my book.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Yes, but if you're gonna call me a bastards I'm going to have to cut myself in two sooner of later. Think of the dull bread knives! Who will think of the dull bread knives? I really should go sharpen those dull bread knives.

edit: I changed my name so all you fuckers wouldn't misspell my name anymore! And because I finally got laid! Alright!

Twenty-one?! You're fucking young, you punk! I remember when I was twenty-one. I had a whole head covered with the most beautifully golden, flowing hair. I even had erections, which were nice. Be happy for as long as you're not twenty-two, punk. Cherish these days! One day you're gonna wake up and realize that the cake your parents baked for you doesn't taste so good.

And play the first two Monkey Island-games before this sad, old man comes over and gives your father a swedish dollar to rip out your pancreas. Alas, I'm far too frail.

And don't fucking read my thread. It's horrible. Jesus Christ!

 

[LarsTheSurly]

Loke, go work on your LP.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

No! I don't want to! We're at the amusement park for fucks sake! I hate that fucking place! If I post the update now, I'll just skim right through it. Drunk posting is sad as it is. I don't want to be drunk lp-ing as well.

 

[fastpunk]

Yes, but if you're gonna call me a bastards I'm going to have to cut myself in two sooner of later. Think of the dull bread knives! Who will think of the dull bread knives? I really should go sharpen those dull bread knives.

edit: I changed my name so all you fuckers wouldn't misspell my name anymore! And because I finally got laid! Alright!

Twenty-one?! You're fucking young, you punk! I remember when I was twenty-one. I had a whole head covered with the most beautifully golden, flowing hair. I even had erections, which were nice. Be happy for as long as you're not twenty-two, punk. Cherish these days! One day you're gonna wake up and realize that the cake your parents baked for you doesn't taste so good.

And play the first two Monkey Island-games before this sad, old man comes over and gives your father a swedish dollar to rip out your pancreas. Alas, I'm far too frail.

And don't fucking read my thread. It's horrible. Jesus Christ!

Dude, I got a head full of golden hair, but it's not flowing. No one baked me any cake though, ffs! That hurts a bit... I got sweet Liberte rum with me, some Tiramusu Liquer too... and SomaFM drum"n"bass so it's really better than nothing! I looooooove music!!! :D Those two Monkey Island games are on my list, along with the two Longest Journey games, so I'm in for some good gaming. Alright, alright, alright, I will not read your thread. Why did you make it in the first place anyway?

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Dude, I got a head full of golden hair, but it's not flowing. No one baked me any cake though, ffs! That hurts a bit... I got sweet Liberte rum with me, some Tiramusu Liquer too... and SomaFM drum"n"bass so it's really better than nothing! I looooooove music!!! :D Those two Monkey Island games are on my list, along with the two Longest Journey games, so I'm in for some good gaming. Alright, alright, alright, I will not read your thread. Why did you make it in the first place anyway?

No, what the fuck, man. Read my thread. Maybe you'll die right before you get to twenty-two? Or maybe the cancer'll age you so much that you'll skip twenty-two and move right up to seventy-two instead? Do you smoke, punk? Start. Better be safe about these things. Eh, Tiramisu is nice, man. If you're, like, twelve. Seriously, man. What the hell? Tiramisu? You're eating a goddamn dessert? That's like marshmallows, man. Scout food, dude. I thought you were cool, man! Grow up to be twenty-two, dude. I don't care about your well-being anymore. Go on, become an old fart like me, man. :D

 

[fastpunk]

No, what the fuck, man. Read my thread. Maybe you'll die right before you get to twenty-two? Or maybe the cancer'll age you so much that you'll skip twenty-two and move right up to seventy-two instead? Do you smoke, punk? Start. Better be safe about these things. Eh, Tiramisu is nice, man. If you're, like, twelve. Seriously, man. What the hell? Tiramisu? You're eating a goddamn dessert? That's like marshmallows, man. Scout food, dude. I thought you were cool, man! Grow up to be twenty-two, dude. I don't care about your well-being anymore. Go on, become an old fart like me, man. :D

Bullshit, it's liquer man, it's not my fault it has tiramisu taste. Fuck, why is the rum always gone? I'd smoke something right now but I'm low on that. I don't want no food, nor 22 years of age. I don't want to become an old fart!

 

[Andyman Messiah]

Bullshit, you're eating tiramisu, man.

Just cuz you can pour cognac in it doesn't mean it ain't a tiramisu, you italian fuck. I hate italians, man. They're fucking low-life scumbags, dude. I hate them almost as much as I hate the vaticans. Fucking asshole vaticans thinks they rule the world, man! We gotta stop them! We gotta stop them good! Maybe you'll help us rid the world of vaticans and italians after you've eaten your tiramisu?

Fuck, I hate tiramisu. Can you like separate the liquor from the tiramisu and like only drink the liquor and throw the tiramisu at some homeless fuck? Fuck I hate homeless fucks. They're the worst kind of italians!

 

[sportforredneck]

 

[Andyman Messiah]

thats a shitty webcam, sport

 

[fastpunk]

Bullshit, you're eating tiramisu, man.

Just cuz you can pour cognac in it doesn't mean it ain't a tiramisu, you italian fuck. I hate italians, man. They're fucking low-life scumbags, dude. I hate them almost as much as I hate the vaticans. Fucking asshole vaticans thinks they rule the world, man! We gotta stop them! We gotta stop them good! Maybe you'll help us rid the world of vaticans and italians after you've eaten your tiramisu? http://www.recepten.se/images/recept/2/298/tiramisu[/quote]

Dude, I'm romanian. I don't like italians. And italians don't like me, because gypsies from my country fuck up their country. But seriously, this liquer has Tiramisu taste, I am not shitting you. Well, now it's gone, it had tiramisu taste. I'm not the religious type anyway... so yeah, the Vatican can suck a door knob for all I care.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

whats this thread about? i forgot.

oh yeah yeah, what do you think about fallout, punk? write your answer and i'll write my answer tomorrow if this hasn't been deported yet to rl

gonna have to sleep now, man

night, dude

 

[sportforredneck]

thats a shitty webcam, sport

I don't know what it is, camera phone, webcam, or not.

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

Your gifs never animate for me. I don't know quite why....