Favourite quotes from games

[itsme]

Or at least the ones you can remember. Heres a couple.

'Have no fear, Vlad is here!' - Vlad from Max Payne 2 (I think)

'Endure. In enduring grow strong' - The sword guy from PST.

 

[Falksi]

 

[Eirinjas]

 

[rubinstein]

 

[Hag]

"Save a tree, burn a book !"

 

[Nekot-The-Brave]

"Yeah, RIP"
-Adam Jensen

 

[ferratilis]

"I would never violate milord's privacy while he violates milady's privates."
-Dragon's Dogma pawn

 

[NecroLord]

 

[gooseman]

"I would never violate milord's privacy while he violates milady's privates."
-Dragon's Dogma pawn

That's Feste the jester.
"They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!" is another good one.
And "Wolves hunt in packs" is also very inspirational.

 

[spectre]

"Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue."
- Darkest Dungeon

"Do you want to wash wang? Or do you want to watch Wang wash wang?"
- Shadow Warrior

"Anybody wanna see some anatomy?"
- Fallout Tactics, ghoul combat taunt when receiving damage.

 

[Lemming42]

"Aren't you tired of talking to me? Hasn't it just been incredibly tedious? ...aren't you tired of talking to yourself, you schizo bastard?"
- Dane, Fallout

"You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors."
"That makes me one ugly son of a bitch."
- Walton Simons and JC Denton, Deus Ex

"Nice jump".
- SHODAN, System Shock

"LET'S ROCK!"
- Tanya, Red Alert

"Is Guybrush a French name?"
"No, it's actually a fictional name."
- Barkeeper and Guybrush, Monkey Island 2

"The people loathe you, sire."
- Stronghold

 

[Necrensha]

 

[jam]

"Do not speak to me of my brother. He does not share your lust for blood."

"I have no love of war, but I'd sooner die on my feet than on my knees."

"You would die on the backs of others."

Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together

 

[Late Bloomer]

Ulfric Stormcloak, leader of the Stormcloak Rebellion and Jarl of Windhelm, speaking to his housecarl and General of the Stormcloaks, Galmar Stone-Fist, talking about why he fights to rid Skyrim of the Empire and the Elves

I fight for the men I've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil. I fight for their wives and children, who's names I heard whispered in their last breaths. I fight for we few who did come home, only to find our country full of strangers wearing familiar faces. I fight for my people impoverished to pay the debts of an Empire too weak to rule them, yet brands them criminals for wanting to rule themselves! I fight so that all the fighting I've already done hasn't been for nothing. I fight... because I must."

Timestamped @2:01 as the delivery is superb.

 

[Gilius Thunderhead]

Go to sleep, creep! - Monica "Buns" Sondergaard

 

[Maxie]

 

[Fatberg Slim]

"Funfrock, you suck big time!
I'm going to take you out, and I don't mean for pizza!"

Twinsen, Little Big Adventure 2

 

[rumSaint]

- "My vision is augmented"
- "You're gonna burn allright"
Deus Ex

 

[Fargus]

Gothic 1:

I've played russian versions so i can't be bothered to translate some of the funniest ones other than

"Everything is going to be fine."

Before shit hits the fan. I think even Archolos has some version of it.

Another funny one from G2:

Nameless hero (after delivering Secob's wife back to the farm instead of the city): *mocking* Now you're home!

Secob's wife: You're the worst piece of shit i've met in my entire life! You're a dirty pig!

New Vegas, this game is a gold mine of quotes actually so i just pick the funniest and memorable:

"The rapist with the flamethrower? Yeah, that's a combination I stay the fuck away from." - don't remember who said it, but i like it

First I get my legs smashed, and then in walks the Powder Gangers' grim fucking reaper? What the fuck have you got against us, man? Jesus ... Boxcars

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHHHH! Who won the lottery? I did! - Swannik in cringy Yuri Lowental's voice

Was it always your plan to sell me into slavery to Caesar, or was that a spur of the moment thing? - Arcade

Pulling bullets out of a vengeance-crazed drifter is truly a noble step up from tending to the downtrodden of Freeside, but I think I'll pass. - Also Arcade

Mark my words, you piece of shit. This is the last time you will ever refuse to perform an order I've given you. - Caesar

Relax. I'm just fucking with you. - Also Caesar

The world has no use for emotionally unstable techno-fetishists. Just wipe them out, will you? - Mr. House on Brotherhood of Steel

Mass Effect series (Most of them involve jokes about alien genitalia etc, being a bioware game. But some were funny):

I had reach, but she had flexibility - Garrus (ME2)

I am a biotic god, I think things and they happen! Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh! - funny in context of Volus saying it overdosing on red sand (ME2)

If you want a problem shot, ask a Turian. If you want a problem talked to death, ask an Asari. If you want a new problem, ask a Salarian. If you want a problem fixed, ask a Human. - Shepard (ME1)

I was waiting for you to finish getting dressed. Or does Cerberus really let you whore around in that outfit? - Some Asari fodder on Miranda

Kingpin: Life of Crime:

Yo, man. Don't be looking at my bitch, motherfucker. - Nigger lowlife when you talk to his junkie whore.

Deus Ex:

 

[Fargus]

I love this one.



And this one

 

[Disciple]

'The sanctity of this place has been fouled.'

 

[NecroLord]

"Do you want to wash wang? Or do you want to watch Wang wash wang?"
- Shadow Warrior

Lo Wang has many great quotes.
So does Caleb:

"I LIVE AGAIN!"

 

[Zed Duke of Banville]

"I would never violate milord's privacy while he violates milady's privates."
-Dragon's Dogma pawn

Feste the court jester, not a pawn

 

[911 Jumper]

Writing straight from the mind of a genius' genius

 

[Executr]

"The biggest Evil is moral relativity, which kills more than the Catriona plague and dragons combined."
- Zoltan