Anime Free Maxie

[Heroic Liberator]

Moxie hating Ed123 for getting the spotlight due to his authoritative videos, who would've thunk.

 

[Can't handle the bacon]

Whoever is speaking on that vocaroo is trying too hard to not sound like an ESL.

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

Whoever is speaking on that vocaroo is trying too hard to not sound like an ESL.

Hi! You must be new to the Codex! Welcome!

Don't engage Axeman in conversation, don't take a side between Maxie and Kalin, and feel free to call Ed123 fat! Hope you do ok, kid!

Kind regards,

Gravy von Mildom

 

[supervoid]

maybe he's good at speaking british english because he has master's degree in english linguistics? nah, he has to be rich or have some backstory more convoluted than stuff he made up for his ridiculous larp characters.

I've thought about this some and remembered that Lilura is also well-known for having a master's in English and admitted that she refuses to speak in her videos because it's incredibly sinicized. Granted, the difficulty of going from Polish to English isn't nearly as difficult as Chinese to English, I still find it peculiar that he doesn't speak with a Polish accent.

https://effectivelanguagelearning.com/language-guide/language-difficulty/ this site right here says that Polish->English is
"Category IV: 44 weeks (1100 hours) Languages with significant linguistic and/or cultural differences from English" whereas Chinese is "Category V: 88 weeks (2200 hours) Languages which are exceptionally difficult for native English speakers." Twice as hard sure, but still the idea that there's not a trace of Polish in his voice is odd given the difficulty.

ok
Maybe he isn't even Polish?

I'm from Grantham you know

Jan 16, 2021 at 11:49 AM - Hando: i hope you can stay after the whole brexit fiasco
Jan 16, 2021 at 11:50 AM - Maxie: having a uk passport helps
Jan 16, 2021 at 11:51 AM - Hando: lol nice
Jan 16, 2021 at 11:51 AM - Hando: were you born here?
Jan 16, 2021 at 11:51 AM - Maxie: yes in lincoln
Jan 16, 2021 at 11:51 AM - Maxie: then my brainiac parents moved to grantham for some inexplicable reason
Jan 16, 2021 at 11:51 AM - Hando: to polish parents i guess?
Jan 16, 2021 at 11:51 AM - Maxie: yes
Jan 16, 2021 at 11:52 AM - Hando: you were like the pioneer of the eu polish migration lol
Jan 16, 2021 at 11:52 AM - Maxie: poland did not send their best
Jan 16, 2021 at 11:52 AM - Hando: that is true
Jan 16, 2021 at 11:52 AM - Hando: but they sent you
Jan 16, 2021 at 11:53 AM - Hando: and that kind of makes up for it

Dec 3, 2020 at 10:10 PM - Iron Balls McGinty: Maxie, I thought you were london based?
Dec 3, 2020 at 10:10 PM - Maxie: no
Dec 3, 2020 at 10:10 PM - Maxie: grantham

Nov 30, 2020 at 7:38 PM - Maxie: yes im in grantham

Nov 8, 2020 at 10:50 PM - Maxie: im from fuckin grantham england

Jul 22, 2020 at 11:09 PM - Maxie: grantham

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

Obvious Maxie larp is obvious

 

[Heroic Liberator]

Obvious Maxie larp is obvious

LARPs as a Pole when he's in fact an Englishman of Polish descent.

 

[supervoid]

Obvious Maxie larp is obvious

thank you captain obvious. you saved all the autists who'd otherwise believe it and produce more retarded theories.

 

[Maximilian]

https://voca.ro/1hKrD1QkXAYT

 

[Hobo Elf]

Maxie is a wendigo.

 

[Tacgnol]

Maxie is a wendigo.

Artist's impression from confirmed sighting:

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

thank you captain obvious. you saved all the autists who'd otherwise believe it and produce more retarded theories.

Not everyone has permanent residence in the shoutbox, ya know.

 

[Tacgnol]

GrafvonMoltke are you implying that the masterpiece was made in 2 mins with paint.net with liberal use of the magic wand tool and the lasso selector?

I'm offended.

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

Now that’s a level of professionalism even Maxie would be proud of.

 

[supervoid]

Not everyone has permanent residence in the shoutbox, ya know.

You don't need it to use Occam's razor.

 

[GrafvonMoltke]

You don't need it to use Occam's razor.

According to Occam’s Razor, Maxie is a retard.

 

[Stavrophore]

All of his ancestors were polish, he is still polish. The fact that rat is born in stable, doesn't make it a horse.

 

[Heroic Liberator]

All of his ancestors were polish, he is still polish. The fact that rat is born in stable, doesn't make it a horse.

Unless he lived in a Polish ghetto surrounded by his kinsmen, then he's as British as they come.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Above: International Asian Sensation and authoritative blogger, Lilura, taking picture with Maxie while on the way to his penthouse. Lilura's blog later sees new soaring heights of 3 million unique visitors, all from Japan and believed to be female.

 

[Ontopoly]

Speaking of Lilura, do you think that she'll eventually come back - Roguey?

I hope so. Maybe we should prepare an apology letter or card. Let her know she still has a place on the codex with the rest of us.

 

[Fedora Master]

Without Maxie Shoutbox has become incredibly gay. Yes, even gayer. No, I didn't think it was possible either.

Maxie is the Cerberus that keeps even worse undesirables away.

 

[NJClaw]

Do I have to remember you that a couple of months ago users literally exchanged dick pics and asked others to rate their junk?

 

[lukaszek]

isnt it striking how supervoid and Roguey are alike?

 

[Roguey]

isnt it striking how supervoid and Roguey are alike?

Supervoid is gonna seethe at the comparison which will be funny, but I don't quite agree. I believe he/she may be on the spectrum as well, but I'm guessing tsun-tsun just looked up maxie's post history now to prove a point.

 

[Can't handle the bacon]

I believe he/she may be on the spectrum as well

The gender spectrum?

 

[Roguey]

The gender spectrum?

Autism/asperger's but that too really.