Ontopoly

Funnily enough we discussed that, since girls asking me to try anal is one of my biggest fears. I politely refused and she was ok with that, so I guess she was curious but not morbidly obsessed with it.

It’s not that I am obsessed with this topic either, it’s just that I vaguely recall I’ve heard somewhere that Emma is a rabid anal lover.

Link please. For research purposes

Unlike your butthole, amirite

My butt hole not being exclusive, wouldn't necessarily make it inclusive but if it was inclusive I would still make an exception to keep your dirty self as far away as possible

Dear sir, please don't assume or fantasize that everyone you talk with on the Codex is a raging homosexual that wants your butthole. I wouldn't touch you with ten-foot-pole.

Thank you for acknowledging.

Brofist to retard rating ratio still 1-to-1. <3

Change does sound nice.

Not true. Brofist is slightly higher which means I'm in the positive. That's all that matters

Still no goldfists, tho

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Larian is pretty gay.

Their masterpiece and a masterpiece mean two different things. If that's the best larian can offer, I don't know how you could describe them as "ok". You are a larian cultists

That's only a title, I expected an entire tag. Sad.

You sure it's not hatter of larian, like a wearing that cool larian hat-helmet.

Get in line, dude

I'm from Arcanium, and I don't understand that language so I need you all to translate what you just wrote.

Too late, Ontopolescu. Commissar sorinmask traced your phone provider.

I grabbed a picture I found on another forum... I'll be sure to go back to that other thread and tease him about being Romanian though.

Fee fie fo fum
Somebody here stinks of cum

shut the fuck up swen, no divdiv3 = no respect

Fee, Fie, Fo, Fum. Who knew you could get an orbiter from simply shit talking a shit game?

Ok, Lee.

Ok, Bing.

man up

Wear them proudly, they are a testament to your crusade against Larian

No, too much of a chore. I could however start rating your posts henceforth with any button (I'm in possession of) of your choice, should you wish it.

Wazzap

Still lurking?

Yep

Amazing. Just got locked out of my account for an extended period of time

You really see that they have been making these games forever, so many small things just make sense. There is a natural flow of using all your RP in the morning for chores, eating a meal to refill some of it, then going into the dungeon to gather some xp. Also I have been impressed that there is a reason to level all weapon types, as increasing skills increases your bases stats significantly.

Overall very competent game. Very Japanese in it's essence, but not in a bad way.

Funnily enough the Japanese in the game is so baby mode I had a strange moment of revelation. I heard an NPC speak a sentence, tuned out and then had an ah moment of "I understood this sentence without looking at the subtitles". Pretty nice for someone who doesn't learn the language for long.

Glad you liked it. let's look forward to rune factory 5 coming out together.

I don't support drugs

I care because they're wrong.

Prove that with your posts. If you're making quality posts no one is gonna give two fucks about what tags you've got.

Unless my quality posts happen to be against larian. larian cultists did this.

Why don't they just have a single post that goes to 500 pages instead of 30 1 pagers for every question some cunt has?

resetera doesn't have an rpg subforum. It's the rpgcodex for me from now on

resetera seems like reddit, where they're more interested in talking about stupid shit like Tom Holland as Nathan Drake and when Rock Bands import expires rather than the actual video game. Meta shit

25 dollars

Better yet, you could've spent your money on anything, and you chose a Larian game.

I didn't buy that shit. And I never will. Don't support larian, people.

Good Job!

No. tags don't come and go. I'm not a dumb fuck in your hearts and minds. Dumbfucks aren't here to stay. I didn't spend $10.99 CAD on unreal tournament: game of the year edition and my friday practicing so you could just continue to call me a dumbfuck anyways. No more dumbfuck, no more village idiot. You have to respect me now.

I just wish User0001 was here to see it.

Easy to have a good ratio when you barely comment and just suck off the masses when you do. I fight for passion.

Passion is overrated. Why is a big deal if the game changes the gameplay?

Not just the gameplay but everything else tool. It's a big deal because we are obligated to pay homage to those who inspired us and led us to where we are today, especially when we have the audacity to try to piggy back on their work by using the series they created.

What's the first?

Baldur's Gate 3 of course

Your first leaked sex-tape

I'm adding you to my shit list. You have 4 months to enjoy yourself before I can mass rate everything you've ever posted

Also even if larian was competent enough to find someone willing to work with them who had any amount of skill, it wouldn't help that dumpster fire.

Any music in a game is annoying and ruins immersion but even if the music in bg3 was good, the game itself would tarnish it to the point that the music would be shit just by association.