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Ontopoly
Last Activity:
Dec 5, 2021 at 6:27 PM
Joined:
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thumbs down 8 0
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Cheers!! 24 0
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cool story bro 42 0
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[citation needed] 64 16
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Deus Vult 39 1
+20 Social Credit 5 0
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sheeple 21 2
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NPC #61873 came up with this opinion all by his / herself 22 0
cuck 191 14
it is a mystery 135 6
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honk honk! 42 9
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what? 30 0
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Balanced 82 5
PIRACY IS WRONG 18 0
Come on man! You know, the thing, trunalimunumaprzure 0 0
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Gender:
Male
Location:
Fairy land
Occupation:
Telegraph communications at Tarant Telegraph

Ontopoly

Hater of Larian, Male, from Fairy land

Bester prick Nov 24, 2021

Ontopoly was last seen:
Viewing forum list, Dec 5, 2021 at 6:27 PM
    1. Fedora Master
      Fedora Master
      Someone's upset
      1. Hobo Elf brofisted this.
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Yeah. You
        Nov 24, 2021
        Rean brofisted this.
    2. Ontopoly
      1. Bester
        Bester
        how so?
        Nov 24, 2021
      2. Rean
        Rean
        I'm cute.
        Nov 24, 2021
    3. Rean
      Rean
      Interesting transjenkemization
      1. You and Ontopoly brofisted this.
      2. Kev Inkline
        Kev Inkline
        Battle not with Jenkems, lest ye become a Jenkem, and if you gaze into the Gregz, the Gregz gazes also into you.
        Nov 22, 2021
        You brofisted this.
    4. Kruno
      Kruno
      I Am Ontopoly.
      1. You brofisted this.
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Hi Ontopoly
        Nov 21, 2021
        You and Kruno brofisted this.
      3. Kruno
        Kruno
        i eat da poo poo
        Nov 21, 2021
        You brofisted this.
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Ontopoly would never say that. You're a fake!
        Nov 21, 2021
        You and Kruno brofisted this.
    5. GrafvonMoltke
      1. Ontopoly brofisted this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        This is truly a list of filth. I want nothing less than everyone on this list to be purged from the codex along with Maxie
        Nov 17, 2021
        GrafvonMoltke brofisted this.
      4. GrafvonMoltke
        GrafvonMoltke
        Tweed might deny it, but he rubbed shoulders with disgusting Maxie consorts day and night.
        Nov 17, 2021
        Ontopoly brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Disgusting
        Nov 17, 2021
    6. dacencora
      dacencora
      So you decided to stop being a rusty_shackleford alt, huh?
      1. NJClaw, You and Rean brofisted this.
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I was never a rusty_shackleford alt. Multiple rusty characters can exist. I had nothing to do with him. He's shackleford and I was knight
        Nov 9, 2021
        You brofisted this.
      3. dacencora
        dacencora
        Ok, altmer
        Nov 9, 2021
        You and Rean brofisted this.
    7. grimace
      grimace
      Ontopoly: No. I accidentally saw a picture of my mothers colon while looking for my taxes from my old wal-mart highschool job

      Grimace: Ontopoly Ontopoly colonoscopy (koe-lun-OS-kuh-pee)

      Ontopoly Ontopoly: Did I mispell it? What are you on about grimace?
      1. You, Frank Capicoli and Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
      2. jebsmoker
        jebsmoker
        thank you for saving this
        Nov 8, 2021
        NJClaw, You, Sukhāvatī and 1 other person brofisted this.
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Still don't understand why you're teaching me how to pronounce colonoscopy though.
        Nov 8, 2021
        You and grimace brofisted this.
      4. grimace
        grimace
        4 or 5 syllables?
        Nov 9, 2021
        You brofisted this.
    8. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Anyone on tapatalk know how to access the shoutbox?
      1. You and Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
      2. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        Yeah, get off tapatalk and turn off your phone
        Nov 22, 2021
    9. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Australia is part of 5 eyes. Controls part of Antarctica. They're play testing the new world order's censorship stuff. It's so obvious.
      1. You brofisted this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. dacencora
        dacencora
        So after your transformation, you leaned more into conspiracy stuff, huh? NWO?
        Nov 4, 2021
        You brofisted this.
      4. Alt Panda
        Alt Panda
        Copying rusty in all aspects, eh?
        Nov 4, 2021
        You brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        You can't copy the truth.
        Nov 4, 2021
        You brofisted this.
    10. asfasdf
      asfasdf
      I hear you died
      1. You and HeroMarine brofisted this.
    11. asfasdf
      asfasdf
      lolopoly
      1. You brofisted this.
    12. Hóngwèibīng
      Hóngwèibīng
      1. You and HeroMarine brofisted this.
      2. Nutria
        Nutria
        I served with Rusty Shackleford. I knew Rusty Shackleford. Rusty Shackleford was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Rusty Shackleford.

        (Btw if anyone doesn't get it, this is a joke about the 1988 presidential debate. Those were the days.)
        Oct 24, 2021
        You, HeroMarine and Hóngwèibīng brofisted this.
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Where do you see a shackleford anywhere in my name? Rusty is a common word
        Oct 24, 2021
        You brofisted this.
      4. asfasdf
        asfasdf
        potatopoly
        Oct 24, 2021
        NJClaw and You brofisted this.
    13. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      I deserve respect
      1. You brofisted this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Ismaul
        Ismaul
        :citation needed:
        Oct 26, 2021
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Citation: I'm a druid and i wear Rusty armor.
        Oct 26, 2021
      5. Ismaul
        Ismaul
        Leaf lover.
        Oct 27, 2021
        The_Rusty_Knight brofisted this.
    14. NJClaw
      NJClaw
      My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions. You'd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions.
      1. You, Hóngwèibīng and Rean brofisted this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Can your potion judge any situation nobly?
        Oct 23, 2021
        You brofisted this.
      4. The_Crusty_Knight
        The_Crusty_Knight
        Potion seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions?
        Oct 23, 2021
        NJClaw and You brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        You can't handle good potions idiot. Pay attention
        Oct 24, 2021
        You brofisted this.
    15. Rean
      Rean
      Thou art not a knight; nay, sir, thou art but a knave!
      1. Ismaul, You and Hóngwèibīng brofisted this.
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Either is preferable to whatever you are
        Oct 23, 2021
        You brofisted this.
      3. Rean
        Rean
        At least I'm white.
        Oct 23, 2021
        You brofisted this.
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        A white man who wants to be a japanese girl. Interesting
        Oct 23, 2021
        You and Rean brofisted this.
    16. Rean
      Rean
      You need to un-ignore that Gradenmayer dude and have a beer
      1. You brofisted this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        weeb culture is a plague and thankfully the new tales game doesn't partake in the really degenerate weeb shit.
        Nov 4, 2021
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I haven't seen one loli yet. Nobody is super sexualized except for the butt window. No jiggle physics. Rean wouldn't like it one bit.
        Nov 4, 2021
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        any jrpg that avoids the weeb trappings is fine by me
        Nov 4, 2021
    17. Alt Panda
      Alt Panda
      Play ELEX, faggot!
      1. GhostCow, You and Rean brofisted this.
      2. View previous comments...
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I played the first half of the game and have shilled about the parts I've played and nothing more
        Oct 16, 2021
        You and Rean brofisted this.
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Chapter 4 is too much for my pc to handle
        Oct 16, 2021
        You and Rean brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Also, i don't simp
        Oct 16, 2021
        You and Rean brofisted this.
    18. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      An orc and a goblin walk into a bar.
      1. NJClaw brofisted this.
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        The orc turns out to be baldur's gate 3 in disguise and you end up having to kill the goblin as well for even associating with the orc
        Oct 12, 2021
        NJClaw brofisted this.
      3. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        Great plot. Maybe you should expand your blog to also cover short stories
        Oct 12, 2021
        Ontopoly brofisted this.
    19. NJClaw
      NJClaw
      I really wanted to play BG3, but I feel dirty. Can I do it ironically?
      1. Thac0 brofisted this.
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      3. IDtenT
        IDtenT
        Can this ideal waifu also be male?
        Oct 10, 2021
      4. Blackshirt
        Blackshirt
        Imagine playing video games unironically
        Oct 10, 2021
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        This can't be done njclaw. You should know better than this
        Oct 10, 2021
    20. asfasdf
      asfasdf
      fatopoly
      1. vortex
        vortex
        Fabulouspoly
        Oct 8, 2021
      2. blessed king of longing
        blessed king of longing
        if you're not fat, you're probably poor as fuck in the turd world. Fat fuck's for life
        Oct 8, 2021
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I'm not fat, poor, or in the third world you dumb bitch.
        Oct 8, 2021
    21. GrafvonMoltke
      GrafvonMoltke
      So where's your family from?
      1. NJClaw brofisted this.
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      3. GrafvonMoltke
        GrafvonMoltke
        I look forward to lampooning him in my LP.
        Oct 8, 2021
      4. Zlaja
        Zlaja
        I think it's Lebanon.
        Oct 8, 2021
        NJClaw and GrafvonMoltke brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I also came from Zlaja's mother's vagina.
        Oct 8, 2021
    22. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      WTF is bg3. how have we not been more angry about it? Does no one really care? Makes me seethe knowing it's out there and that larian had
      1. NJClaw brofisted this.
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      3. asfasdf
        asfasdf
        do you live under a rock
        Oct 8, 2021
      4. Ontopoly
        Oct 8, 2021
      5. Rean
        Rean
        That trash is still early access. Everyone's busy with number builds, dyke orcs and arab trannies in the game which you have proudly been supporting.
        Oct 8, 2021
    23. NJClaw
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Rean
        Rean
        Very unfriendly individual.
        Oct 6, 2021
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Fuck off weeb. What's your most creative color? Blue?
        Oct 6, 2021
      4. Rean
        Rean
        My favorite color is white!
        Oct 6, 2021
    24. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      You can recognize a shit poster when their stats have no gaming related sections in their top 5. EX: https://imgur.com/RAeEnEq
      1. HeroMarine
        HeroMarine
        Only 1,200 posts on retardo land? those are rookie numbers
        Sep 30, 2021
        Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        And yet it's still too much. This person I used as an example needs help.
        Oct 1, 2021
    25. Jenkem
      Jenkem
      get a fucking life
      1. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I enjoy my life plenty
        Sep 27, 2021
      2. Generic-Giant-Spider
        Generic-Giant-Spider
        KILL JENKEM
        Sep 27, 2021
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Hey ggs. Have you heard about the latest fashion trend?
        Sep 27, 2021
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Fairy land
    Occupation:
    Telegraph communications at Tarant Telegraph
    Feelings Towards PoE:
    A lot better than PoE2 made me feel.
    I am The Rusty Knight. Player of the realms of rpgs. Master of swords and spells. Manipulator of .Ini files. Devourer of antagonists. Champion of the great halls of achievements. The sword coast knows me as bhaal spawn. The people of Arcanum know me as the living one. I am known in morrowind as the Nerevarine. And there are more titles. Titles that you do not even know. Titles that if uttered aloud would tear the minds of casuals such as yourselves apart.

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    I Am Ontopoly. Master of Sword and Sorcery, Vagabond, Adventurer Extraordinaire! Slayer of fiends, Fomors, and creatures undocumentable. Upholder of truth and justice and passion; I who slew the Lantern King, The demon Mephistopheles, Belhifet. Tis I who fights the cultists that would bring upon us decline. I am known in Antagarich as the commander, The people of Eo know me as Rune Warrior, They call me Knight of light in Emain Macha. There are those throughout the worlds that would call me guardian, savior, hero. I have seen things and done things you couldn't possibly understand, fought foes you couldn't possibly have faced, and accomplished feats you wouldn't believe. I have traveled to worlds where the laws of physics were subject to the whims of malicious Fae, and worlds where the intensity of the magical powers therein would rend your flesh, worlds that never existed in any known space-time. I Am Ontopoly.
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