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Ontopoly
Last Activity:
Mar 8, 2021 at 5:58 AM
Joined:
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Kodex Kool Kredits:
281
Positive ratings received:
143
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Negative ratings received:
419

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Acknowledge this user's Agenda 83 0
hopw roewur ne 79 16
Brofist 1,034 25
Goldfist 0 0
gimme dem dolla bills 17 0
nice 35 0
thumbs down 3 0
Up Yours 26 0
Cheers!! 16 0
Funny 824 18
not sure if serious 42 0
How about this as a button 5 0
feels good man 4 0
rolleyes 72 0
Agree 620 15
Disagree 59 10
It's a matter of time 3 0
incline 148 8
decline 64 13
Edgy 56 4
meh 31 0
FAKE NEWS 99 4
cool story bro 37 0
I found this text to be too long and as such I didn't read it 54 3
Whatever shit you posted didn't load 4 4
consume product 0 0
Yes 240 3
No 195 2
STOP! posting 343 0
Rage 28 1
:( 11 0
Despair 115 4
Thanks! 27 1
Prestigious 55 1
Salute 80 3
Makes you think... 32 0
Interesting 16 0
Informative 76 4
[citation needed] 53 5
Friendly 208 4
Sweat gathers upon my brow, let me dab it 19 0
Bro, do you even lift? 23 0
How DARE you!?? 15 0
When words are not enough 18 0
Okily Dokily! 25 0
Useful 2 0
Peaceful protest 2 0
Slam dunk! 4 0
Fabulously Optimistic 62 0
Creative 22 1
Artistic 9 0
butthurt 326 5
Racist 49 5
Absolutely Haram 9 0
Deus Vult 33 0
+20 Social Credit 4 0
"It was Aliens" 15 1
sheeple 14 0
Someone has issues 11 0
NPC #61873 came up with this opinion all by his / herself 16 0
cuck 116 2
it is a mystery 85 1
Old 19 3
/facepalm/ 39 0
honk honk! 33 1
coof 24 2
M'lady 25 0
Bad Spelling 82 0
WTF am I reading 70 0
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Grab the minigun, there are demons here to smite 1 0
retadred 1,009 31
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quality shit 5 0
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Heresy 15 0
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Excited! 63 3
(autism) 271 0
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Kitty 14 0
what? 25 0
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popamole 3 0
Balanced 59 1
PIRACY IS WRONG 11 0
Come on man! You know, the thing, trunalimunumaprzure 0 0
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Gender:
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Location:
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Ontopoly

Hater of Larian, Male, from Arcanum

Finally reached 1000 bro fists. Thank you everyone for the support and contributions Feb 26, 2021

Ontopoly was last seen:
Mar 8, 2021 at 5:58 AM
    1. NJClaw
      NJClaw
      I dreamt you got a job as a server in a small kiosk in Bologna. I came to say hi with my wife (Emma Stone) and I discovered to my dismay that you were a girl.
      1. Dreed and Verylittlefishes brofisted this.
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      3. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        Funnily enough we discussed that, since girls asking me to try anal is one of my biggest fears. I politely refused and she was ok with that, so I guess she was curious but not morbidly obsessed with it.
        Mar 1, 2021
      4. underground nymph
        underground nymph
        It’s not that I am obsessed with this topic either, it’s just that I vaguely recall I’ve heard somewhere that Emma is a rabid anal lover.
        Mar 1, 2021
      5. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        Link please. For research purposes
        Mar 1, 2021
    2. ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
      ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
      I read about your husband's tool collection in the shoutbox, so you are obviously very gay.
      1. Dreed brofisted this.
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      3. ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
        ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
        Unlike your butthole, amirite
        Feb 27, 2021
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        My butt hole not being exclusive, wouldn't necessarily make it inclusive but if it was inclusive I would still make an exception to keep your dirty self as far away as possible
        Feb 27, 2021
      5. ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
        ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
        Dear sir, please don't assume or fantasize that everyone you talk with on the Codex is a raging homosexual that wants your butthole. I wouldn't touch you with ten-foot-pole.

        Thank you for acknowledging.
        Feb 27, 2021
        Dreed brofisted this.
    3. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Finally reached 1000 bro fists. Thank you everyone for the support and contributions
      1. Vlajdermen, Hóngwèibīng and Zlaja brofisted this.
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      3. sorinmask
        sorinmask
        Brofist to retard rating ratio still 1-to-1. <3

        Change does sound nice.
        Feb 26, 2021
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Not true. Brofist is slightly higher which means I'm in the positive. That's all that matters
        Feb 26, 2021
      5. Zlaja
        Zlaja
        Still no goldfists, tho
        Feb 28, 2021
    4. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      All who reject larian, Say AYE!
      1. Malamert brofisted this.
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      3. Citizen
        Citizen
        ШУЕ
        Feb 26, 2021
      4. Ol' Willy
        Ol' Willy
        ШУЕ ППШ
        Feb 26, 2021
      5. ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
        ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
        Larian is pretty gay.
        Feb 27, 2021
    5. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Just got my "hater of larian" tag. I suggest everyone contact infinitron and request your own lest you be confused with the larian cultists.
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      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Their masterpiece and a masterpiece mean two different things. If that's the best larian can offer, I don't know how you could describe them as "ok". You are a larian cultists
        Feb 19, 2021
      3. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        That's only a title, I expected an entire tag. Sad.
        Feb 19, 2021
        Dreed brofisted this.
      4. vortex
        vortex
        You sure it's not hatter of larian, like a wearing that cool larian hat-helmet.
        Feb 20, 2021
        Dreed and NJClaw brofisted this.
    6. Swen
      Swen
      I have feelings for you.
      1. NJClaw and 18252 brofisted this.
      2. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        Get in line, dude
        Feb 1, 2021
    7. commie
      commie
      Sacrebleu, another Romanian.....

      Ahem...let's see: Comment vas-tu? Vous vous amusez ici sur le Codex?
      1. Hóngwèibīng brofisted this.
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      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I'm from Arcanium, and I don't understand that language so I need you all to translate what you just wrote.
        Jan 31, 2021
      4. Hóngwèibīng
        Hóngwèibīng
        Too late, Ontopolescu. Commissar sorinmask traced your phone provider.
        Jan 31, 2021
        NJClaw and sorinmask brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I grabbed a picture I found on another forum... I'll be sure to go back to that other thread and tease him about being Romanian though.
        Feb 1, 2021
        NJClaw brofisted this.
    8. Hóngwèibīng
      Hóngwèibīng
      Ce mai face domnu' Ontopolescu?
    9. sorinmask
      sorinmask
      Din ce parte a tarii-mi esti, gogule?
    10. Swen
      Swen
      Fee, Fie, Fo, Fum
      I smell the butthurt of Ontopoly
      1. Dreed brofisted this.
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      3. Vlajdermen
        Vlajdermen
        Fee fie fo fum
        Somebody here stinks of cum
        Jan 27, 2021
        Apostle Hand, Dreed and Citizen brofisted this.
      4. Citizen
        Citizen
        shut the fuck up swen, no divdiv3 = no respect
        Jan 27, 2021
        Dreed brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Fee, Fie, Fo, Fum. Who knew you could get an orbiter from simply shit talking a shit game?
        Jan 28, 2021
    11. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      On-taw-puh-lee
      1. Hóngwèibīng
        Hóngwèibīng
        Ok, Lee.
        Jan 25, 2021
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Ok, Bing.
        Jan 25, 2021
        Hóngwèibīng brofisted this.
    12. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Hey User0001 , can you remove some of those old mass rated retadreds you gave me?
      1. NJClaw brofisted this.
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      3. asfasdf
        asfasdf
        man up
        Dec 29, 2020
        Dreed, Hóngwèibīng and NJClaw brofisted this.
      4. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        Wear them proudly, they are a testament to your crusade against Larian
        Dec 29, 2020
        User0001 brofisted this.
      5. User0001
        User0001
        No, too much of a chore. I could however start rating your posts henceforth with any button (I'm in possession of) of your choice, should you wish it.
        Dec 30, 2020
        NJClaw brofisted this.
    13. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      1. NJClaw and Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
      2. User0001
        User0001
        Wazzap
        Dec 13, 2020
        NJClaw brofisted this.
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Still lurking?
        Dec 15, 2020
      4. User0001
        User0001
        Yep
        Dec 15, 2020
        NJClaw brofisted this.
    14. NJClaw
      NJClaw
      How are you, my darling?
      1. Sukhāvatī and Hóngwèibīng brofisted this.
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Amazing. Just got locked out of my account for an extended period of time
        Dec 10, 2020
    15. Thac0
      Thac0
      I bought Rune Factory 4 as per your recommendation. I will personally DDOS your (future) blog should it be bad.
      1. NJClaw brofisted this.
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      3. Thac0
        Thac0
        You really see that they have been making these games forever, so many small things just make sense. There is a natural flow of using all your RP in the morning for chores, eating a meal to refill some of it, then going into the dungeon to gather some xp. Also I have been impressed that there is a reason to level all weapon types, as increasing skills increases your bases stats significantly.
        Dec 10, 2020
      4. Thac0
        Thac0
        Overall very competent game. Very Japanese in it's essence, but not in a bad way.

        Funnily enough the Japanese in the game is so baby mode I had a strange moment of revelation. I heard an NPC speak a sentence, tuned out and then had an ah moment of "I understood this sentence without looking at the subtitles". Pretty nice for someone who doesn't learn the language for long.
        Dec 10, 2020
        NJClaw brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Glad you liked it. let's look forward to rune factory 5 coming out together.
        Dec 11, 2020
        Thac0 brofisted this.
    16. Ol' Willy
      Ol' Willy
      Stop doing drugs
      1. Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I don't support drugs
        Oct 26, 2020
        Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
    17. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Hold Mods Accountable!
      1. Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
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      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I care because they're wrong.
        Oct 26, 2020
      4. Tacgnol
        Tacgnol
        Prove that with your posts. If you're making quality posts no one is gonna give two fucks about what tags you've got.
        Oct 26, 2020
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Unless my quality posts happen to be against larian. larian cultists did this.
        Oct 26, 2020
    18. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      I went to rpgwatch because I got sick of your shit, and wow, that place sucks. Who designed that website?
      1. 18252 brofisted this.
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      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Why don't they just have a single post that goes to 500 pages instead of 30 1 pagers for every question some cunt has?
        Oct 25, 2020
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        resetera doesn't have an rpg subforum. It's the rpgcodex for me from now on
        Oct 25, 2020
        NJClaw brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        resetera seems like reddit, where they're more interested in talking about stupid shit like Tom Holland as Nathan Drake and when Rock Bands import expires rather than the actual video game. Meta shit
        Oct 25, 2020
        NJClaw and 18252 brofisted this.
    19. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Just making a blog post about everything larian could have spent the money on rather than motion cap sex scenes.
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      2. Delterius
        Delterius
        25 dollars
        Oct 22, 2020
      3. Hobo Elf
        Hobo Elf
        Better yet, you could've spent your money on anything, and you chose a Larian game.
        Oct 22, 2020
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I didn't buy that shit. And I never will. Don't support larian, people.
        Oct 22, 2020
        Berserk and Hobo Elf brofisted this.
    20. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Congratulations are in order. I'm no longer a dumb fuck. You guys will have to start thinking of something a little bit more clever now.
      1. NJClaw brofisted this.
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      3. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        Good Job! :bro:
        Oct 17, 2020
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        No. tags don't come and go. I'm not a dumb fuck in your hearts and minds. Dumbfucks aren't here to stay. I didn't spend $10.99 CAD on unreal tournament: game of the year edition and my friday practicing so you could just continue to call me a dumbfuck anyways. No more dumbfuck, no more village idiot. You have to respect me now.
        Oct 17, 2020
        NJClaw brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I just wish User0001 was here to see it.
        Oct 17, 2020
        NJClaw brofisted this.
    21. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      I'm not a contrarian. I actually like everyone else agreeing with me. There's a comfort in it. But ultimately, I must fight for passion
      1. Nikt, Magnat, NJClaw and 2 others brofisted this.
      2. NJClaw
        Oct 10, 2020
        Magnat brofisted this.
    22. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Just checked the numbers. Why would 14 people ignore me? Any tips on improving myself so people don't feel the need to ignore me?
      1. Thac0 and NJClaw brofisted this.
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      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Easy to have a good ratio when you barely comment and just suck off the masses when you do. I fight for passion.
        Sep 24, 2020
      4. Dramart
        Dramart
        Passion is overrated. Why is a big deal if the game changes the gameplay?
        Sep 24, 2020
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Not just the gameplay but everything else tool. It's a big deal because we are obligated to pay homage to those who inspired us and led us to where we are today, especially when we have the audacity to try to piggy back on their work by using the series they created.
        Sep 24, 2020
    23. Something Else
    24. User0001
      User0001
      Stop taking several week long hiatuses. I get scared that you've left for good.
      1. NJClaw and Thac0 brofisted this.
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      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        What's the first?
        Sep 18, 2020
        NJClaw brofisted this.
      4. Dramart
        Dramart
        Baldur's Gate 3 of course
        Sep 18, 2020
        User0001 brofisted this.
      5. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        Your first leaked sex-tape
        Sep 18, 2020
        User0001 brofisted this.
    25. Dramart
      Dramart
      Baldur's Gate III is going to have great music
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      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I'm adding you to my shit list. You have 4 months to enjoy yourself before I can mass rate everything you've ever posted
        Sep 17, 2020
        User0001 brofisted this.
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Also even if larian was competent enough to find someone willing to work with them who had any amount of skill, it wouldn't help that dumpster fire.
        Sep 17, 2020
        User0001 brofisted this.
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Any music in a game is annoying and ruins immersion but even if the music in bg3 was good, the game itself would tarnish it to the point that the music would be shit just by association.
        Sep 17, 2020
        User0001 brofisted this.
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Arcanum
    Occupation:
    Telegraph communications at Tarant Telegraph
    Feelings Towards PoE:
    A lot better than PoE2 made me feel.
    I am Ontopoly. Player of the realms of rpgs. Master of swords and spells. Manipulator of .Ini files. Devourer of antagonists. Champion of the great halls of achievements. The sword coast knows me as bhaal spawn. The people of Arcanum know me as the living one. I am known in morrowind as the Nerevarine. And there are more titles. Titles that you do not even know. Titles that if uttered aloud would tear the minds of casuals such as yourselves apart.

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    I Am Ontopoly. Master of Sword and Sorcery, Vagabond, Adventurer Extraordinaire! Slayer of fiends, Fomors, and creatures undocumentable. Upholder of truth and justice and passion; Twas I who slew the Lantern King, The demon Mephistopheles, and Belhifet. Tis I who fights the cultists that would bring upon us decline. I am know in Antagarich as the commander, The people of Eo know me as Rune Warrior, They call me Knight of light in Emain Macha. There are those throughout the worlds that would call me guardian, savior, hero. I have seen things and done things you couldn't possibly understand, fought foes you couldn't possibly have faced. I have traveled to worlds where the laws of physics were subject to the whims of malicious Fae, and worlds where the intensity of the magical powers therein would rend your flesh, worlds that never existed in any known space-time. I Am Ontopoly.

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