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Ontopoly
Last Activity:
Jun 23, 2021 at 10:28 PM
Joined:
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155
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Negative ratings received:
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[citation needed] 56 10
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cuck 143 8
it is a mystery 104 3
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Gender:
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Location:
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Occupation:
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Ontopoly

Hater of Larian, Male, from Arcanum

Ontopoly was last seen:
Jun 23, 2021 at 10:28 PM
    1. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Age of wonder > Heroes of might and magic
      1. Aemar
        Aemar
        Homm: better AI, better graphics, better setting, better exploration, faster gameplay, slightly different gameplay though. Not surprising these games are still getting huge attention even after 25 years since the original release.
        Jun 16, 2021
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        King's bounty > Heroes of might and magic
        Jun 16, 2021
    2. Tweed
      Tweed
      This guy is a hater.
      1. Karhu brofisted this.
      2. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        He's just an inverse-lover
        Jun 8, 2021
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I hate what is wrong so one day we can love what is good in peace.
        Jun 8, 2021
        vortex brofisted this.
      4. Tweed
        Tweed
        There's nothing wrong with kobolds. You're just filled with hate.
        Jun 10, 2021
    3. BING XI LAO
      BING XI LAO
      Another acknowledges the POWER of Age of Wonders avatars.
      1. Ontopoly brofisted this.
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I just like green women
        Apr 14, 2021
        NJClaw and Thac0 brofisted this.
    4. GhostCow
      GhostCow
      I got over my hatred of BG3 and I actually like the gameplay but you're still one of my favorite Codexers
      1. NJClaw, Thac0 and Hóngwèibīng brofisted this.
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      3. GhostCow
        GhostCow
        I don't buy early access games. I played for an hour or two on the gog version to see what was up and it seemed pretty fun. I didn't want to spoil the game for myself so I dropped it after I got a feel for it.
        Apr 11, 2021
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I'll spoil the game for you. It's shit
        Apr 11, 2021
        Thac0 and BING XI LAO brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Hey GhostCow? how does it feel to be a larian cultist shill with no integrity or taste in video games?
        Apr 15, 2021
    5. Sweeper
      Sweeper
      I hear there's a real vacuum in blog shilling on the Codex.
      You might wanna do something about it.
      1. GrafvonMoltke
        GrafvonMoltke
        Smash his like button. Don’t forget to subscribe!
        Apr 6, 2021
        NJClaw brofisted this.
    6. Pink Eye
      Pink Eye
      What kind of monk content will I expect from your blog.
      1. GhostCow and Thac0 brofisted this.
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      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Eat my ass. Druids rule. monks drool
        Apr 5, 2021
        NJClaw and Thac0 brofisted this.
      4. Pink Eye
        Pink Eye
        Monk are the best! Druids are mud eaters!
        Apr 5, 2021
        Thac0 brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        You're being real cringe right now
        Apr 6, 2021
        NJClaw and Thac0 brofisted this.
    7. Ataraxia
      Ataraxia
      Do you used to go by the codexer named Celerity?
      1. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        yes.
        Mar 13, 2021
        NJClaw brofisted this.
    8. NJClaw
      NJClaw
      I dreamt you got a job as a server in a small kiosk in Bologna. I came to say hi with my wife (Emma Stone) and I discovered to my dismay that you were a girl.
      1. Thac0, Dreed and Verylittlefishes brofisted this.
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      3. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        Funnily enough we discussed that, since girls asking me to try anal is one of my biggest fears. I politely refused and she was ok with that, so I guess she was curious but not morbidly obsessed with it.
        Mar 1, 2021
      4. underground nymph
        underground nymph
        It’s not that I am obsessed with this topic either, it’s just that I vaguely recall I’ve heard somewhere that Emma is a rabid anal lover.
        Mar 1, 2021
      5. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        Link please. For research purposes
        Mar 1, 2021
    9. ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
      ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
      I read about your husband's tool collection in the shoutbox, so you are obviously very gay.
      1. Dreed brofisted this.
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      3. ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
        ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
        Unlike your butthole, amirite
        Feb 27, 2021
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        My butt hole not being exclusive, wouldn't necessarily make it inclusive but if it was inclusive I would still make an exception to keep your dirty self as far away as possible
        Feb 27, 2021
      5. ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
        ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
        Dear sir, please don't assume or fantasize that everyone you talk with on the Codex is a raging homosexual that wants your butthole. I wouldn't touch you with ten-foot-pole.

        Thank you for acknowledging.
        Feb 27, 2021
        Dreed brofisted this.
    10. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Finally reached 1000 bro fists. Thank you everyone for the support and contributions
      1. Vlajdermen, Hóngwèibīng and Zlaja brofisted this.
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      3. sorinmask
        sorinmask
        Brofist to retard rating ratio still 1-to-1. <3

        Change does sound nice.
        Feb 26, 2021
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Not true. Brofist is slightly higher which means I'm in the positive. That's all that matters
        Feb 26, 2021
      5. Zlaja
        Zlaja
        Still no goldfists, tho
        Feb 28, 2021
    11. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      All who reject larian, Say AYE!
      1. Malamert brofisted this.
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      3. Citizen
        Citizen
        ШУЕ
        Feb 26, 2021
      4. Ol' Willy
        Ol' Willy
        ШУЕ ППШ
        Feb 26, 2021
      5. ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
        ADULF HITLOR FAN KLUB
        Larian is pretty gay.
        Feb 27, 2021
    12. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Just got my "hater of larian" tag. I suggest everyone contact infinitron and request your own lest you be confused with the larian cultists.
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      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Their masterpiece and a masterpiece mean two different things. If that's the best larian can offer, I don't know how you could describe them as "ok". You are a larian cultists
        Feb 19, 2021
      3. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        That's only a title, I expected an entire tag. Sad.
        Feb 19, 2021
        Dreed brofisted this.
      4. vortex
        vortex
        You sure it's not hatter of larian, like a wearing that cool larian hat-helmet.
        Feb 20, 2021
        Dreed and NJClaw brofisted this.
    13. Swen
      Swen
      I have feelings for you.
      1. NJClaw and 18252 brofisted this.
      2. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        Get in line, dude
        Feb 1, 2021
    14. commie
      commie
      Sacrebleu, another Romanian.....

      Ahem...let's see: Comment vas-tu? Vous vous amusez ici sur le Codex?
      1. Hóngwèibīng brofisted this.
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      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I'm from Arcanium, and I don't understand that language so I need you all to translate what you just wrote.
        Jan 31, 2021
      4. Hóngwèibīng
        Hóngwèibīng
        Too late, Ontopolescu. Commissar sorinmask traced your phone provider.
        Jan 31, 2021
        NJClaw and sorinmask brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I grabbed a picture I found on another forum... I'll be sure to go back to that other thread and tease him about being Romanian though.
        Feb 1, 2021
        NJClaw brofisted this.
    15. Hóngwèibīng
      Hóngwèibīng
      Ce mai face domnu' Ontopolescu?
    16. sorinmask
      sorinmask
      Din ce parte a tarii-mi esti, gogule?
    17. Swen
      Swen
      Fee, Fie, Fo, Fum
      I smell the butthurt of Ontopoly
      1. Dreed brofisted this.
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      3. Vlajdermen
        Vlajdermen
        Fee fie fo fum
        Somebody here stinks of cum
        Jan 27, 2021
        Apostle Hand, Dreed and Citizen brofisted this.
      4. Citizen
        Citizen
        shut the fuck up swen, no divdiv3 = no respect
        Jan 27, 2021
        Dreed brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Fee, Fie, Fo, Fum. Who knew you could get an orbiter from simply shit talking a shit game?
        Jan 28, 2021
    18. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      On-taw-puh-lee
      1. Hóngwèibīng
        Hóngwèibīng
        Ok, Lee.
        Jan 25, 2021
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Ok, Bing.
        Jan 25, 2021
        Hóngwèibīng brofisted this.
    19. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Hey User0001 , can you remove some of those old mass rated retadreds you gave me?
      1. NJClaw brofisted this.
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      3. asfasdf
        asfasdf
        man up
        Dec 29, 2020
        Dreed, Hóngwèibīng and NJClaw brofisted this.
      4. NJClaw
        NJClaw
        Wear them proudly, they are a testament to your crusade against Larian
        Dec 29, 2020
        User0001 brofisted this.
      5. User0001
        User0001
        No, too much of a chore. I could however start rating your posts henceforth with any button (I'm in possession of) of your choice, should you wish it.
        Dec 30, 2020
        NJClaw brofisted this.
    20. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      1. NJClaw and Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
      2. User0001
        User0001
        Wazzap
        Dec 13, 2020
        Thac0 and NJClaw brofisted this.
      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Still lurking?
        Dec 15, 2020
      4. User0001
        User0001
        Yep
        Dec 15, 2020
        Thac0 and NJClaw brofisted this.
    21. NJClaw
      NJClaw
      How are you, my darling?
      1. Sukhāvatī and Hóngwèibīng brofisted this.
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Amazing. Just got locked out of my account for an extended period of time
        Dec 10, 2020
    22. Thac0
      Thac0
      I bought Rune Factory 4 as per your recommendation. I will personally DDOS your (future) blog should it be bad.
      1. NJClaw brofisted this.
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      3. Thac0
        Thac0
        You really see that they have been making these games forever, so many small things just make sense. There is a natural flow of using all your RP in the morning for chores, eating a meal to refill some of it, then going into the dungeon to gather some xp. Also I have been impressed that there is a reason to level all weapon types, as increasing skills increases your bases stats significantly.
        Dec 10, 2020
      4. Thac0
        Thac0
        Overall very competent game. Very Japanese in it's essence, but not in a bad way.

        Funnily enough the Japanese in the game is so baby mode I had a strange moment of revelation. I heard an NPC speak a sentence, tuned out and then had an ah moment of "I understood this sentence without looking at the subtitles". Pretty nice for someone who doesn't learn the language for long.
        Dec 10, 2020
        NJClaw brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Glad you liked it. let's look forward to rune factory 5 coming out together.
        Dec 11, 2020
        Thac0 brofisted this.
    23. Ol' Willy
      Ol' Willy
      Stop doing drugs
      1. Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
      2. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I don't support drugs
        Oct 26, 2020
        Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
    24. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      Hold Mods Accountable!
      1. Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
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      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        I care because they're wrong.
        Oct 26, 2020
      4. Tacgnol
        Tacgnol
        Prove that with your posts. If you're making quality posts no one is gonna give two fucks about what tags you've got.
        Oct 26, 2020
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Unless my quality posts happen to be against larian. larian cultists did this.
        Oct 26, 2020
    25. Ontopoly
      Ontopoly
      I went to rpgwatch because I got sick of your shit, and wow, that place sucks. Who designed that website?
      1. 18252 brofisted this.
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      3. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        Why don't they just have a single post that goes to 500 pages instead of 30 1 pagers for every question some cunt has?
        Oct 25, 2020
      4. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        resetera doesn't have an rpg subforum. It's the rpgcodex for me from now on
        Oct 25, 2020
        NJClaw brofisted this.
      5. Ontopoly
        Ontopoly
        resetera seems like reddit, where they're more interested in talking about stupid shit like Tom Holland as Nathan Drake and when Rock Bands import expires rather than the actual video game. Meta shit
        Oct 25, 2020
        NJClaw and 18252 brofisted this.
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Arcanum
    Occupation:
    Telegraph communications at Tarant Telegraph
    Feelings Towards PoE:
    A lot better than PoE2 made me feel.
    I am Ontopoly. Player of the realms of rpgs. Master of swords and spells. Manipulator of .Ini files. Devourer of antagonists. Champion of the great halls of achievements. The sword coast knows me as bhaal spawn. The people of Arcanum know me as the living one. I am known in morrowind as the Nerevarine. And there are more titles. Titles that you do not even know. Titles that if uttered aloud would tear the minds of casuals such as yourselves apart.

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    I Am Ontopoly. Master of Sword and Sorcery, Vagabond, Adventurer Extraordinaire! Slayer of fiends, Fomors, and creatures undocumentable. Upholder of truth and justice and passion; Twas I who slew the Lantern King, The demon Mephistopheles, and Belhifet. Tis I who fights the cultists that would bring upon us decline. I am know in Antagarich as the commander, The people of Eo know me as Rune Warrior, They call me Knight of light in Emain Macha. There are those throughout the worlds that would call me guardian, savior, hero. I have seen things and done things you couldn't possibly understand, fought foes you couldn't possibly have faced. I have traveled to worlds where the laws of physics were subject to the whims of malicious Fae, and worlds where the intensity of the magical powers therein would rend your flesh, worlds that never existed in any known space-time. I Am Ontopoly.
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