Ontopoly

It's not ready yet. Stay tuned and stay patient.

A delayed blog is eventually good but a rushed blog is never good

It's just needs more variety before I drop it

Gimmick accounts aren't funny or clever or interesting.

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A blood black nothingness began to spin

I'm the only one who is willing to stand up to the larian cultists. Literally a hero of the people

Endure it....and in enduring, grow strong!

He's literally your father. Fuck.

Didnt you lose one of your negative tags? Seems like an upgrade.

Maybe this is a countdown and you lose one for every good deed you do. When you are at zero you are let into the BG3 thread again.

NVM you are free already. Congratz!

Enjoy your freedom. It won't last for long, methinks.

You will never reach a title as good as mine

Yah. I'll never love myself as much as you love me

I'm going to be honest with you. It's not that type of blog. I don't really talk specifically about mechanics unless I can use them as an argument for the main point. They're never the meat, sometimes the lettuce

In real time if you spam fireballs everything around you dies then you just have to wait a bit to stand back up. That's mostly how I play the game. Doesn't work against everything which is when I have to change things up

Livestream your toes

Like in every good anime, you defeated me when I was your enemy and now I am your most faithful ally. I like to think I'm your personal Piccolo Jr.

Green. Nice.

Ahahahahah. I didn't do it on purpose... it must mean something.

What about Solasta? Will Solasta be good?

Temper your expectations child. All have a value to provide but not all provide more value than they take from you. Solasta will satisfy more than it will take and will lead to greater things from it's makers

/me leaves 20 bucks in Ontos twitching gypsy hand.
Thanks a lot.

He scared the masses into order by getting rid of me. He has enough mod experience to know what he's doing. I'm telling you man, everything he does is thought out and planned

nah infi is ok

Get outta here Stalker!

if we could just utilize the butthurt of all newfags we could solve all our energy problems

The quest of the avatar is a quest of a lifetime, you can make mistakes but is up to you getting back into the path of virtue.

It's like watching a mental breakdown unfolding in real time.

How many reformations are you going to go through? Just accept that you’re the village idiot.

As many as it takes to get it right

You're on the path of redemption

Larian is incompetent and will only bring down the franchise. Their games suck and will continue to suck

Watch out for my blog for a more in-depth take on Larian

Also "we" are not getting a new TB D&D game. you're getting a new TB D&D game. Leave me out of that shit. no purchase, not even pirating it. Not worth the feeling of having your soul sucked out of you by some passionless studio

https://imgur.com/AnBPCjS

Swen has power here

You are not "banned" from the thread, it's just closed. You got me worried.

Not until I see a full financial report on where my money is going. I demand transparency

You're better off not being able to enter GD

I can tell you when anything interesting happens there, but the thread seems dead already. There is better discussion in our Magic Arena thread in the Gazebo.

Strange Fellow why are you so obsessed with swen?

Cus he's a handsome devil. How about you?

I'm obsessed with actual swen maybe. Not some scuffed wannabe

Chicken

I think the few seconds of life you had to live with me on ignored was punishment enough. You are forgiven

K y mght hv pnt thr

Vowels are hot. I would fuck any vowel, but I would hardly fuck a consonant.

Maybe I wouldn't fuck "i", she might be underage.

There's no such thing as "too long". It just needs to be readable in the span of a lifetime.