Fuck Bioware fans

[CrimHead]

Bioware fans are the most degenerate gamers on the face of the planet. Weeaboos ain't got shit on them. At least weeaboos embrace their faggotry; Bioware fans like to pretend Mass Effect and Dragon Age are actually more than shitty western dating sims, declaring them to have complex narratives and unique characters, all while demanding buttsecks and lingerie options in the sequels. On the forums, you see they almost universally seem to neglect to mention amplifying the complexity of the combat, despite this being the primary gameplay mechanic in oh... ALL of Bioware's games.

Bioware fans should abandon their thin veneers of interest in tactical combat, roleplaying, inventory management, exploration, and just start playing dating sims, that's all they seem to want anyway.

I mean, just look at this shit.

JUST LOOK AT IT

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic ... ex/1037701
http://social.bioware.com/%20http:/soci ... /4458888/1

 

[racofer]

Clouds.

 

[ironyuri]

Come here, CrimHead baby, I want you... bad...

 

[Broseidon]

dr

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Slowmotion gif is slow. In the game, Tali jumps on Shepard like a cougar on the poolboy

 

[chzr]

Bioware fans are the most degenerate gamers on the face of the planet. Weeaboos ain't got shit on them. At least weeaboos embrace their faggotry

 

[CrimHead]

Sengoku Rance has more complex gameplay than all of Bioware's games combined.

So lettuce be reality here

 

[racofer]

Or was it tulips?

 

[Blackula]

At least weeaboos embrace their faggotry

 

[Serious_Business]

Lies. Bullshit. MoraN

Roofeled!

 

[Clockwork Knight]

(doublechin included, truly codexian)

 

[CrimHead]

 

[Hamster]

http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic ... ex/1037701
http://social.bioware.com/%

1150 pages?

 

[Felix]

At first I was like

And then I was like

 

[ironyuri]

At first I was like

And then I was like

Seeing the Bioware forums gave you back the sight in your right eye?

Holyshititsamiracle!A BIOWARE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

 

[Hamster]

FFS, Bioware, FFS!

 

[TheLostOne]

Koopa>>>>>>>>Sten

 

[Oaken]

This is surprising how?

 

[flushfire]

thread summaries, in case anyone wants them

 

[dextermorgan]

Holy Mother of God

 

[Chuftie]

This is going to be a fun thread

 

[Sceptic]

Varric & his chest hair!!!

343 FUCKING PAGES

 

[Jack]

Bioware scum.
Browsing their forums is a potential source of contracting AIDS and a nice way of giving yourself a brain hemorrhage.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Well, we did argue about Sunny's dog for 10 pages, and about how playing a japanese game makes you a traitor to the west for 80.

I'm sure we'll catch up eventually

 

[desocupado]

"We
often speak of Tali and our fan enthusiasm towards her as though it
were a sect; the truth may not be too far off that description. Stated
in short, concise terms: We've become a movement. Each day the
self-declared "Talimancers" return, many of us familiar faces and some
new. Our exuberance and devotion to this place does not appear to be
dimming as the days go by - quite the contrary. And it is not because
of this place. No, it's because of what has been unleashed by the
creation of Tali'Zorah vas Normandy as a character. I trust we are all
painfully aware that she is not a living, breathing entity as we have
come to understand such. She has become an ideal; her spirit has
awakened something that has lain dormant deep inside many of us..."

And I stopped reading there.

I sure would like to kick the fucker who wrote this shit in the teeth, tough.