Fuck Bioware fans

[Dantus12]

I`m not going to link to a blog post by one of the members, it contains adult material and I`m not sure if it`s allowed.
The name is Tali Alone1

Poser modeling of the finest art.

They used to be banned by Stanley Woo. So out of frustration they spammed their Market Watch sites, with a image that I`m really unable to describe.

It had written at the bottom :

"She was exiled again"

 

[Radisshu]

 

[Blackula]

I`m not going to link to a blog post by one of the members, it contains adult material and I`m not sure if it`s allowed.
The name is Tali Alone1

Poser modeling of the finest art.

They used to be banned by Stanley Woo. So out of frustration they spammed their Market Watch sites, with a image that I`m really unable to describe.

It had written at the bottom :

"She was exiled again"

You're on the codex bro

 

[Monkeysphere]

 

[Sceptic]

Well I kept reloading the bit before going through the relay to make sure all the women on the ship knew what it was like to be 'Shepherded'!

Wait, so you can go through all the romances just by reloading and going through the relay? details!

Unfortunately you can't ravish Chakwas!!!

Approaching unhealthy obsession levels

What is this I don't even

 

[Pablosdog]

Well I kept reloading the bit before going through the relay to make sure all the women on the ship knew what it was like to be 'Shepherded'!

Wait, so you can go through all the romances just by reloading and going through the relay? details!

Unfortunately you can't ravish Chakwas!!!

Approaching unhealthy obsession levels

What is this I don't even

He's getting ready for the rainbow convention

 

[Volourn]

R00fles!

 

[commie]

Well I kept reloading the bit before going through the relay to make sure all the women on the ship knew what it was like to be 'Shepherded'!

Wait, so you can go through all the romances just by reloading and going through the relay? details!

Heh, it's nothing really. I may have made it sound like some cool bug, but really it's just taking advantage of the schematic Bioware progress tree concerning characters. I just made sure I never activated the response for any of the romanceable characters that would make the others stop being interested and saved game before the relay jump. Since I was already 'good Shep' for Tali, 'fucker Shep' for Jack and again 'good Shep' for Miranda(ahh the joys of being able to be everything for everyone!(c)Bethesda), they all were just a dialogue line away from hard core buttseks. Then you activate the jump and get the romance scene, reload, go to another character to activate their thing etc. Normally it's annoying as fuck to not have to make a choice and live with it but in a game like this I can forgive as going through it again just for a different 10 second romance is too much.

Unfortunately you can't ravish Chakwas!!!

Approaching unhealthy obsession levels

Well Chakwas with that silvery mane, noble disposition and the mature yet firm buttocks stands out as a prime candidate for a monocled Shep character to have his wicked way. Biofags teasing me with the potential for a drunken rapelove scene early in the game only whet my appetite more!

:salivates:

 

[SimpleComplexity]

Bioware never lets you tap those MILFs.



Only those shitty young, dumb and unexperienced ones.

Edit:

 

[commie]

Bioware never lets you tap those MILFs.



Only those shitty young, dumb and unexperienced ones.

Edit:

Exactly. They have no problem overloading their games with all kinds of elf faggotry but God forbid you can actually romance a proper woman and not some teen faptasy.!




I'm gonna have go on those Biofag forums and start trolling for a Chakwaslove grouping.

 

[SimpleComplexity]

In Dragon Age they gave Wynne the same young body as Morrigan.

Hot damn. Now that was a MILF.

 

[Kaanyrvhok]

Something about her says rough doggy.

 

[Serious_Business]

We
often speak of Tali and our fan enthusiasm towards her as though it
were a sect; the truth may not be too far off that description. Stated
in short, concise terms: We've become a movement. Each day the
self-declared "Talimancers" return, many of us familiar faces and some
new. Our exuberance and devotion to this place does not appear to be
dimming as the days go by - quite the contrary. And it is not because
of this place. No, it's because of what has been unleashed by the
creation of Tali'Zorah vas Normandy as a character. I trust we are all
painfully aware that she is not a living, breathing entity as we have
come to understand such. She has become an ideal; her spirit has
awakened something that has lain dormant deep inside many of us...

 

[Serious_Business]

forever alone

 

[Cenobyte]

We
often speak of Tali and our fan enthusiasm towards her as though it
were a sect; the truth may not be too far off that description. Stated
in short, concise terms: We've become a movement. Each day the
self-declared "Talimancers" return, many of us familiar faces and some
new. Our exuberance and devotion to this place does not appear to be
dimming as the days go by - quite the contrary. And it is not because
of this place. No, it's because of what has been unleashed by the
creation of Tali'Zorah vas Normandy as a character. I trust we are all
painfully aware that she is not a living, breathing entity as we have
come to understand such. She has become an ideal; her spirit has
awakened something that has lain dormant deep inside many of us...

 

[SimpleComplexity]

No that was the Gaider before he got laid.

Now he has less fat, hipster glasses and a hair replacement.


Keep it real bro !

 

[Stainless Veteran]

forever alone

Eh, not really, he has female fans!

Too bad that most of them probably look like this though.

 

[ironyuri]

 

[Jack]

EDIT: I understand why Gaider left now.

 

[Radisshu]

I was going to troll the Gaider group, but it won't let me join. Wtf.

 

[Der Judenjäger]

R00fles!

There has been more than a year and three months between Volourn joining the Codex and his first "R00fles" post here.

 

[godsend1989]

Miranda`s ass sold the game, but still i liked Samara the most, too bad you cant bang her.

 

[Der Judenjäger]

Samara?

 

[SerratedBiz]

goddamn, that's a sexy looking fella. Kinda feel like calling him m'lord and slaying dragons with a banner with his face on it.

 

[Der Judenjäger]

There can be only one Lord British.