GamePro trashes Fallout 3

[Globbi]

ROCH(!) Kowalski, nie pan Kowalski, spaliłeś ;/

 

[Relayer71]

That's a pretty scathing preview. Guess Bethesda doesn't give a shit about Europe...

Is "scathing" the new "honest"?

Does every reviewer have to be an ass kissing, cock sucking, ego stroking, shoulder rubbing, head patting, high five-ing, thumbs upping, pom-pom shaking pussy?

Still, not much of a preview in terms of mechanics and gameplay.

I will say I actually think the game looks decent- they definitely did a good job on a technical level but I hate the use of color. The palette is really reminiscent of Oblivion - they should have gone for a much darker look - heck, Morrowind's brown & sepia tones would have been more appropriate.

Those animations are over the top, too. There's some footage where Todd uses a sniper rifle for a head shot and the target's arms and legs explode along with the head. Baffling. Those stupid little cinemas that play when in the TB mode also have to go.

 

[Norfleet]

Is "scathing" the new "honest"?

Scathing is the OLD honest. The ONLY honest reviews are "scathing". How can you be a critic if you don't crticize? A critic without the criticism is just hollow and insincere, like slaughter without laughter.

 

[Relayer71]

Is "scathing" the new "honest"?

Scathing is the OLD honest. The ONLY honest reviews are "scathing". How can you be a critic if you don't crticize? A critic without the criticism is just hollow and insincere, like slaughter without laughter.

No, you can be completely critical without being "scathing".

 

[Jasede]

You seem to be under the misconception that "critique" implies negativity. In words like "movie critic" it does not, actually. A critique of something isn't bound to be negative - it's an evaluation, the more objectiv - and I'm aware it'll always be subjective as a whole - the better. It is to list the good and bad things; but if there's very little good things it is up to the reviewer to focus on the bad, and vice versa.

 

[BearBomber]

ROCH(!) Kowalski, nie pan Kowalski, spaliłeś ;/

See. Now I spam dumb image with errors. Triple dumbfuck tag should be mine.

BTW. This guy is also wrong because correct quote is:

Ja jestem Kowalski, a to jest pani Kowalska, innej nie chcę.

 

[Rondel.]