Let's Read Heroes Never End (LR: WildStorm)

[Ulminati]

....Yeah, ok. That was pretty funny. Flint and Jukki (or however it's spelt) are definatley the least derp characters in the comics VA have been positng.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Actually, the guy there is Deathblow, not Jukko. Like the rest of Team Achilles, Jukko was sent to publisher's purgatory as part of DC's punishment to the TA writer.

EDIT: Also, I need a torrent or package or whatnot with Number of the Beast in it. I don't wish to confuse the Codex by sudden post-apocalyptic scenario and then explain the whole thing.

In fact, gimme a complete pack of World's End stuff, downloading each issue separately from /rs/ is a pain in the ass.

 

[Sceptic]

In fact, gimme a complete pack of World's End stuff, downloading each issue separately from /rs/ is a pain in the ass.

We suffer by reading the comics, you suffer by downloading them. It is the only way Balance can be maintained.

Kidding. Found a complete Authority collection that seems to have World's End in it. Since I have no idea what that's about, I'll just PM you a link (it's a torrent, and we all know how much The Management frowns on piracy), and if it's got what you need, great.

But it's not, so it's not.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

TY, I'll see if this ends with the end of Dan Abnett's and Andy Lanning's run.

 

[Edward_R_Murrow]

Actually, the guy there is Deathblow, not Jukko. Like the rest of Team Achilles, Jukko was sent to publisher's purgatory as part of DC's punishment to the TA writer.

Let me guess, they get stuck forever in Project Entry? If so, poor saps, they're far more likeable than just about anyone else in the universe*, and their stories are a lot better.

Also no Apollo and Midnighter? Jesus Christ please tell me Hawkesome, the Derptor, Jenny, and the Engyneer all die horribly at the hands of Predators. The fags are the best in the Authority, because every other character is godawful, while they happen to just be cut-outs.

*Jackson King and Winter are awesome though. Watching them kick the shit out of The Authority was pretty satisfying. Is there a Stormwatch Prime series for MOAR?

 

[Haba]

Actually, the guy there is Deathblow, not Jukko. Like the rest of Team Achilles, Jukko was sent to publisher's purgatory as part of DC's punishment to the TA writer.

Let me guess, they get stuck forever in Project Entry? If so, poor saps, they're far more likeable than just about anyone else in the universe*, and their stories are a lot better.

They return at the end for like... a page or so, Flint gets a lot more prime time though.

Also no Apollo and Midnighter? Jesus Christ please tell me Hawkesome, the Derptor, Jenny, and the Engyneer all die horribly at the hands of Predators. The fags are the best in the Authority, because every other character is godawful, while they happen to just be cut-outs.

The whole Wildstorm universe gets axed in the end. Basically gen13, WildCATs, Authority and Stormwatch throw a bit of a swinging party for the last issues.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

And by swinging party, he means that they all lived happily ever after.

As a fan of WildStorm, I for one was pretty satisfied that everything turned out better than expected for the characters.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Please, sir.... can I have some moar?

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Yea yea, stop breaking my balls.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Breaking your balls isn't what I had in mind. Good idea though!

 

[Ulminati]

Yea yea, stop breaking my balls.

MOAR!

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Uploading Number of the Beast.

EDIT: Once it downloads.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Yea yea, stop breaking my balls.

MOAR!

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

Got the stuff, posting Number of the Beast as we speak...

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

The Human Smoothie walks!

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[RK47]

Shit. I love the art. MUCH better.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

I am very excited. Bump.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]