Hilarious E:TW boxes

[Korgan]

For some reason I can't stop laughing. This guy doesn't care what's on his standart, he's a TRUE PATRIOT.

 

[Wyrmlord]

The most brilliant marketing plan in gaming ever!

 

[JarlFrank]

I love how the "General" box has one British, two American and two Prussian flags on it. Army of mixed nationalities? Lulz.

 

[Konjad]

I love how the "General" box has one British, two American and two Prussian flags on it. Army of mixed nationalities? Lulz.

There must be hiding somewhere little indonese.

 

[Panthera]

Man, having read the patriotic bitchfest that various Total War forums consist of, I can see they know exactly what their demographic is.

 

[kris]

I love how the "General" box has one British, two American and two Prussian flags on it. Army of mixed nationalities? Lulz.

Mine actually have an American, British, french, Swedish and Prussian flag.

 

[Gragt]

Where's the nazi edition?

 

[MountainWest]

Where the hell's the Swedish übermench version?

Meantime:

 

[Trash]

A bunch of Swedish tourists got in the bus yesterday. What the fuck is up with these people? They're by far the most gay looking people I saw in ages. Even outpacing the Italians. Wearing tight t-shirts, spiked hair and studded belts on tight jeans does not remind me of their proud Viking ancestry.

 

[Riddler]

A bunch of Swedish tourists got in the bus yesterday. What the fuck is up with these people? They're by far the most gay looking people I saw in ages. Even outpacing the Italians. Wearing tight t-shirts, spiked hair and studded belts on tight jeans does not remind me of their proud Viking ancestry.

Actually untrue. The Vikings were known for their colorful clothes and daily combing of their hair.

 

[Occasionally Fatal]

Wearing tight t-shirts, spiked hair and studded belts on tight jeans does not remind me of their proud Viking ancestry.

sounds like emos, not gays, tbh, and probably more annoying yet less dangerous (they can't run, can't fight, and have too many emotions). anyway, i thought you dudes were supposed to be more accepting up there.

 

[kris]

A bunch of Swedish tourists got in the bus yesterday. What the fuck is up with these people? They're by far the most gay looking people I saw in ages. Even outpacing the Italians. Wearing tight t-shirts, spiked hair and studded belts on tight jeans does not remind me of their proud Viking ancestry.

They must be from the capital... Etierh that or around 20, more in that generation look like that. I'd like to say i look cool, but i look more like a mother in laws dream guy.

 

[Korgan]

Man, having read the patriotic bitchfest that various Total War forums consist of, I can see they know exactly what their demographic is.

What? It's not limited to Russia? Man, the "patriots" at Russian TW forums are fucking horrible.

 

[MetalCraze]

Man, having read the patriotic bitchfest that various Total War forums consist of, I can see they know exactly what their demographic is.

What? It's not limited to Russia? Man, the "patriots" at Russian TW forums are fucking horrible.

BTW all russian guys with whom I had a pleasure to talk about E:TW immediately rushed to liberate the shit out of Georgia.

 

[Panthera]

Man, having read the patriotic bitchfest that various Total War forums consist of, I can see they know exactly what their demographic is.

What? It's not limited to Russia? Man, the "patriots" at Russian TW forums are fucking horrible.

Russia? Damn, try the Swedish. Or Polish. Or the goddamn Finnish. Or Austrians. Or any member of a former independent princedom in bumfuck, Holy Roman Empire that doesn't have their city represented. These guys make Americans look apathetic.

 

[Bluebottle]

Or any member of a former independent princedom in bumfuck, Holy Roman Empire that doesn't have their city represented. These guys make Americans look apathetic.

That was definately my overriding memory of the time I spent on various TW boards. It was quite hilarious how quickly a topic could degenerate into a pissing contest on behalf states that hasn't existed with any autonomy for almost half a millennia.

 

[Serus]

I love how the "General" box has one British, two American and two Prussian flags on it. Army of mixed nationalities? Lulz.

On 18th century battlefield - why not ? At Blenheim, the English, Dutch, Austrian and Prussian armies (commanded by an Englishman and an Italian rised in France in Habsburg service) fought against the French and Bavarian armies.

 

[Zinc]

Don't forget the Crimea. Britain, France, and the Ottomans allied against the Russians - sounds like some bad multiplayer scenario someone came up with.

19th century, I know, but still.

 

[Hamster]

Yes, TW forums are shocking.
Here's a very fun thead:
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?t=235128
it's like that thing Zadornov was talking about, knowledge of history by western youth is remarkably bad.
They also have some kind of Poland-Sweden historic butthurts and even chechen terrorist sympatisers.

 

[Hamster]

Don't forget the Crimea. Britain, France, and the Ottomans allied against the Russians - sounds like some bad multiplayer scenario someone came up with.

19th century, I know, but still.

Battle of Leipzig. France, Italy, Naples ,Duchy of Warsaw and Saxony against Austria, Prussia, Russia, and Sweden.

 

[Korgan]

it's like that thing Zadornov was talking about, knowledge of history by western youth is remarkably bad.

When Zadornov himself is talking about history, linguistics or most other things, I want to rip off my ears. Trust me, he's kinda serious.

 

[BethesdaLove]

even chechen terrorist sympatisers.

They are in fact freedom fighters.

 

[MetalCraze]

No they are terrorists - it's Hamas who are freedom fighters

 

[BethesdaLove]

This is not a joking matter.