In Progress How could Itz happen to me?

[Kalin]

Satsuko can't be a real angel since she ain't a cat girl.

I never thought I'd say it, but compared to this atrocity, True Love actually seems like a good game. Aside from having a dreamy cat-girl angel, it also came with an obligatory busty nurse, and the smart rich girl was appropriately shy, not the absurd tomboy we get here. Scheduling was much better implemented as well, no "do one thing for a whole week" nonsense, you had three activities per day if I recall correctly, and hey, you could also purchase special items and whatnot.

In addition, the events were mighty classy and came with some truly meaningful choices:

Can't go wrong with that, now can you?

 

[RK47]

u...sick. sick pervert!

 

[Lindblum]

So the only exam we had actually practiced for (PhysEd) was the one er got an F in?

RK only trained Physical in the beginning to save Yui, he then gave up half way and got thrashed by Hiroshi.

Also it nice to see RK whipped out his Master-Bait.

 

[Shadenuat]

Updated the nature of our fish.

True Love

The best thing about eroges of old is that they are rarely larger than 4 mb. What's with the retarded eroges today taking more space than goddamn Skyrim. Popamole full voice acting killing interesting design and japanese seem to have no idea how sound and file compressing work, so they just pull everything together until game exe finally starts, shove it into DVD and call it a day.

 

[Ulminati]

So how'd a weaboo game make it to page 10 on the codex without gratuitous full frontal nudity?

 

[Shadenuat]

I would't be surprised RK would play Putt-Putt Goes to Moon and it making to page 20.

 

[abnaxus]

So how'd a weaboo game make it to page 10 on the codex without gratuitous full frontal nudity?

It's an even bigger cockblock than Utawarerumono.

 

[RK47]

uh. Katawa Shoujo took a long time to get to dirty parts.

 

[abnaxus]

Well I stopped following that LP when it became clear you wouldn't go for Hanako.

 

[Lagole Gon]

12 pages.
Something interesting happened?
Any porn?
Is RK47 carefully listening to the codexian hivemind and then ignoring it completely, as usual?

 

[Santander02]

According to the Visual Novel Database this is a game with no sexual content.

Also 30-50 hours long?! this thing is longer than an average modern rpg...

 

[Ulminati]

According to the Visual Novel Database this is a game with no sexual content.

 

[Lagole Gon]

According to the Visual Novel Database this is a game with no sexual content.

Ha ha ha! Ha...
Wait. You're serious? Visual novels without p0rn?

This is fucking sick
I'm out of here.

 

[Santander02]

You know Clannad? the visual novel every weeabo hails as the greatest emotional engaging experience ever? No pr0n in that one either...

 

[RK47]

 

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[Hirato]

Something foul is afoot in the Park.

If you go to the playground, the giraffe has its head down.
But if you go elsewhere, it stands tall and mighty!

This is probably because SOMEBODY WAS MURDERED AT NIGHT BY ALICE IN THE PARK!

 

[Shadenuat]

Man three videos in a row is just too much, I could die from sugar overdose.

As for a song, no big deal. Go for it! Just sing like you're singing for the glory of the Codex, feel all the incline in you, it'll be fine.

 

[RK47]

i could die from shitty internet at home.
i uploaded them at work at it all popped within 30 mins.

 

[LusciousPear]

That fishing scene with Naoko was frustrating. Like, you had SO MANY makeout opportunities. WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED. Arrrrgh.

No, GO FUCKING SING AND NEVER LOOK BACK.

 

[RK47]

I'm not sure about the singing bro.
music skills aren't up to par.

 

[Hirato]

Just do it, even if you're off-key, the day will at least end on a happy note.
Go strum some chords!

 

[LusciousPear]

Yeah, it's better to try and fail gloriously than have her think you're a pussy.

You're not trying to bang her anymore anyway.

 

[Ulminati]