I Am Jesus Christ - new Jesus game

[LESS T_T]

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From PlayWay S.A, the Polish grand masters of shovelware...

"I am Jesus Christ" is a realistic simulator game inspired by stories from the New Testament of the Bible. Get into old times and follow the same path
of Jesus Christ 2,000 years ago. Game is covering the period from Baptizing of Jesus Christ and to Resurrection. Have you ever wondered to be like Him - one of the most privileged and powerful people in the world?

Check if you can perform all famous miracles from the Bible like Jesus Christ. It is a simulation game and you can try to save the world as He did. Are you ready to fight with Satan in the desert, exorcising demons and curing sick people? Or calm the storm in the sea?

Pray like Him to get your Holy Spirit's power and help people around you. Fight with evil, make miracles, resurrect dead, feel and act like Him.
If you a game-lover, why not to get to know His pass, His challenges, His sufferings, and His power!

Reach the final stage of Resurrection and show the world that you are alive!

Key features:
- Open World
- Special skills
- Realistic fight with Satan
- Over 30 miracles like healing people, walking on water, calming storm, feeding people
- Baptising and getting super power of Holy Spirit
- Praying and increasing of Holy Spirit
- Crucifixion and Resurection

and much more...

 

[Burning Bridges]

I will only buy this if Jesus has the option to convert to Islam.

 

[Citizen]

So Jesus used a mana bar for casting?

What a decline, I thought he was more of a spell-slots-per-day type of guy

 

[Kev Inkline]

Key features:
- Open World
- Special skills
- Realistic fight with Satan
- Over 30 miracles like healing people, walking on water, calming storm, feeding people
- Baptising and getting super power of Holy Spirit
- Praying and increasing of Holy Spirit
- Crucifixion and Resurection

 

[LESS T_T]

Key features:
- Open World
- Special skills
- Realistic fight with Satan
- Over 30 miracles like healing people, walking on water, calming storm, feeding people
- Baptising and getting super power of Holy Spirit
- Praying and increasing of Holy Spirit
- Crucifixion and Resurection

Historically accurate:

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I preferred the Broforce fight with Satan.

 

[Forest Dweller]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1198970/I_Am_Jesus_Christ/

ABOUT THIS GAME
"I am Jesus Christ" is a realistic simulator game inspired by stories from the New Testament of the Bible. Get into old times and follow the same path
of Jesus Christ 2,000 years ago. Game is covering the period from Baptizing of Jesus Christ and to Resurrection. Have you ever wondered to be like Him - one of the most privileged and powerful people in the world?

Check if you can perform all famous miracles from the Bible like Jesus Christ. It is a simulation game and you can try to save the world as He did. Are you ready to fight with Satan in the desert, exorcising demons and curing sick people? Or calm the storm in the sea?

Pray like Him to get your Holy Spirit's power and help people around you. Fight with evil, make miracles, resurrect dead, feel and act like Him.
If you a game-lover, why not to get to know His pass, His challenges, His sufferings, and His power!

Reach the final stage of Resurrection and show the world that you are alive!

Key features:
- Open World
- Special skills
- Realistic fight with Satan
- Over 30 miracles like healing people, walking on water, calming storm, feeding people
- Baptising and getting super power of Holy Spirit
- Praying and increasing of Holy Spirit
- Crucifixion and Resurection

and much more...

 

[Citizen]

Is it turnbased? Does it even have C&C? Can you do a dark side playthrough? Are there sarcastic options in the dialogues?

 

[PrettyDeadman]

janjetina

 

[Abu Antar]

I preferred the Broforce fight with Satan.

I did that on PS4 and me and my managed to defeat him with like 5-10 fps. It was the choppiest fight I have ever fought in a game.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

The PS4 Broforce port became instantly famous for lag, last I heard they had updated the game to address the problem somewhat, but it's just a case of bad hardware (PS4) vs worse software (Unity).

Tetris is still the lag-king of the PS4, though. How someone could make Tetris into a lagfest is a complete mystery to me.

 

[Forest Dweller]

Is it turnbased? Does it even have C&C? Can you do a dark side playthrough? Are there a sacrcastic options in dialogue trees?

More importantly, can you avoid combat?

 

[Morkar Left]

Is it turnbased? Does it even have C&C? Can you do a dark side playthrough? Are there a sacrcastic options in dialogue trees?

More importantly, can you avoid combat?

Can you even have combat?

Besides the Emperor won't approve such heresy!

Btw. isn't that like pretending to be God and therefore heresy from a christian point of view?
Summoning Humanity has risen! for his opinion here!

 

[taxalot]

Can you play as a woman ?

Who can I romance ?

 

[Baron Dupek]

Mana limit?
Heresy!

This game is as close to source material as Verhoeven's Starship Troopers to the original book

 

[ghostdog]

Mary Magdalene romance option?

 

[catfood]

But will they make an "I am the prophet Muhammad" game?

 

[Alphons]

Does it have survival mechanics, crafting and base building? Otherwise I'm not buying.

 

[gerey]

There's only one thing I want to know, is there a "Jesus whips the money changers" level?

 

[JDR13]

I heard it's much too easy because the player is like a god.

 

[TheImplodingVoice]

But will they make an "I am the prophet Muhammad" game?

Don't think Steam allows pedophilia games.

 

[Burning Bridges]

I heard it's much too easy because the player is like a god.

you mean like, God mode?!

 

[Verylittlefishes]

No, you're not.

 

[Wilian]

Is it turnbased? Does it even have C&C? Can you do a dark side playthrough? Are there a sacrcastic options in dialogue trees?

More importantly, can you avoid combat?

You can keep turning the cheek.

 

[Burning Bridges]

I'm already looking forward the mods: Battle Royale, Nudepatch etc