Journey to the Centre of Arcanum - CYOA

[Major_Blackhart]

God I am reminded of how awesome Kirk Douglas was back in the day.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Once again I have killed a LP thread.

 

[Rumsfeld]

Once again I have killed a LP thread.

No, ironyuri is a bit of a cock tease 'I'm working on the update this weekend (16 Nov)', here's what I'm watching for inspiration...

Keeping us in suspense.

 

[ironyuri]

I've been battered by a heavy work load and some real life matters, my dearest bros.

Herr Kleinmann shall return post-haste. I won't set a deadline, but I am getting back to writing as we speak.

In the words of Bertolt Brecht: "Man kann's machen wenn man's machen kann."

Ps. Blackhart, your contributions are appreciated. You haven't killed it, bro.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Fuck life. Codex is all there is.

 

[Bloodshifter]

Alas capt tis false truths apon thine lips for 'codex' is but a fleeting moment in our tumultuous life one that we shall wish to last many lifetimes to grace us and our progeny *broods*

 

[Major_Blackhart]

No poetry nor funny words when a simple MOAR shall suffice.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Remember, when we finally begin fighting officially, we must remember what great fags before us have accomplished:

 

[Monty]

moar

 

[Major_Blackhart]

MOAR!

 

[tuluse]

I sort of picture our character more like John Cleese from the British Officer Class skit.

Lions in Africa?!

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Perhaps a bit more devious.

 

[Rumsfeld]

As we approach the 4 week anniversary of the last update I have composed something special to commemorate the occasion:

M
O
A
R

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Seriously, WTF?
I didn't realize it was that long ago.
FUcking UPDATE!

 

[Tigranes]

I demand that the Codex be obliged to have at least one live Arcanum CYOA at any given time, like a sacred flame that mus tnot be extinguished.

 

[tuluse]

I can't stop thinking about this CYOA. So much so that I came up with a character concept just for fun.

As a half-elf prostitute in Tarant, you contracted a certain... condition. You started experimenting with various plants and curatives to treat it, and were quite successful. Soon all the other girls wanted your treatments. Soon you were doing just as well with your concoctions as you were whoring. You attracted the attention of a an elderly herbologist who asked you to become her apprentice. You accepted and worked at her shop for several months, but her age was quite advanced and she died. Now you're on your own again, seeking your fortune.

Now update ironyuri, update!

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I would read that.

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

not enough writers

Codex plenty writers.

Plenty writers with plans first 3 updates, get readers involved, then abandon.

 

[Tigranes]

I hate you, ironyuri!

Please come back to me

 

[Major_Blackhart]

I hate you, ironyuri!

Please come back to me

 

[Infantryman]

This might be the most persistently bumped thread in Codex Playground history.

 

[Gondolin]

Santa had better bring me an update by Ironyuri and one by grotsnik if the sonofabitch wants to leave the house alive.

 

[Bohr]

This might be the most persistently bumped thread in Codex Playground history.

Possibly, yes.

...Bump...

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Seriously, I'm gonna fill this thread with an Orc rape story if Ironyuri doesn't fucking update.

 

[Rumsfeld]

This might be the most persistently bumped thread in Codex Playground history.

Indeed.