All right, everybody?
We're entering that time of year. A time when snuffles rustle your jimmies.
And it so happens that I have just the same problem.
How, you ask, do I manage to be so nasal-free and charming in these bothersome times?
Why, Nutkin Nose Nibbler, of course! This small bottle has everything you need to remove all the slime-n-grime from your unmentionables.
You shake it a bit, like so, you put it in your cavity, you press gently and...
ATCHOO, CHOO, CHOO, TCHOO, ATCHOO, CHOOO
ohgods... I think I lost a ball... Aaand you're clean like a baby!
Patented through many generations of my family, it's the best snake oil derivative you'll ever get at unbelievable price!
So, if the only thing that you need in your nose is your fingerprints, call me now and prosper!