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All right, everybody?
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We're entering that time of year. A time when snuffles rustle your jimmies.
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And it so happens that I have just the same problem.
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How, you ask, do I manage to be so nasal-free and charming in these bothersome times?
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Why, Nutkin Nose Nibbler, of course! This small bottle has everything you need to remove all the slime-n-grime from your unmentionables.
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You shake it a bit, like so, you put it in your cavity, you press gently and...
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ATCHOO, CHOO, CHOO, TCHOO, ATCHOO, CHOOO


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ohgods... I think I lost a ball...
Aaand you're clean like a baby!
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Patented through many generations of my family, it's the best snake oil derivative you'll ever get at unbelievable price!
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So, if the only thing that you need in your nose is your fingerprints, call me now and prosper!
 

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