MEGA Update – part X: You thought this was over, didn't you?
So where we were interrupted last time? Oh, right.
I think the time has come for some more... private moments.
Oh, fuck
Indeed
Heck, I'm satisfied. Gahahahaha!!
Ok, the fun time's over!
Back to training!
You're one eager beaver...
Get ready! You'll help me practice.
Sure thing
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Some faggots attack us.
… and are annihilated.
After that...
As if that could matter :/
Next...
Faggots.
Anyway.
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Turn 93 ==============================
How about we do something... dirty?
Great idea!
So, then...
I'll be waiting for you in the yard. Bring your sword. Another MASSIVE training session in order!
By dirty I didn't actually mean...!
I know.
That was one MASSIVE training...
Told you
So, now maybe it's time for some...
Who knows
Certainly not the Codex
Who?
You don't know what you don't know...
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*Before the battle with the Demon Army.*
I needn't say what the outcome was, I trust
*Meanwhile, in the faggot's HQ*
At the same time, our one person Inteligence Service...
Nin-nin.
...delivers important info.
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Turn 94 ==============================
Ok, I think I am ready to face the other race contenders.
Maybe that Suzutani fellow...?
Nah, he's a weak fag. I've got a more worthy candidate for you...
Who might that be...?
May the fight begin.
Victory!
Finally, we are going somewhere.
Since you are too tired to have another fight today, let's do something different.
What?
Let's kick
Dragon Age's Demon Army's butt
*Meanwhile...*
You know, after scenes like this despite rather tongue in cheek nature of the game I can't help but think that Dragon Age in comparison is a piece of juvenile turd.
What did you say?
Nothing, ehm... I was just daydreaming. Let us carry on with our conquest.
Sure thing
*Before the battle*
Ohshiiiiiiiiiiiii...
The battle itself was piss easy but...
*Somewhere else...*
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As if that warnings could ever have disuaded you ![I am very smug about this issue. :smug: :smug:](/forums/smiles/emo-emot-smug.gif)
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One last, attack...
Slaughter. :twisted:
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Kenshin-chan? What's wrong?
Leave her be, Sill. She's just tired.
Tired... That reminds me we could use some rest as well.
Well, there is this carnival I thought about going to...
Done
Well, that certainly wasn't very gentlemanly of you.
Who cares. :shrugs:
Not me.
By the way, our prison is almost overfilled. We need to get rid of some prisoners.
Leave it up to me.
Thus, first tranny joined Codex's ranks.
What did you say, again?
Sorry, I spaced out again...
That's getting... worrisome.
Anyways, I think it's high time for some serious dungeon crawling... Let us explore...
Pretty much.
Yo, old man. There's one thing I need to talk about.
You once again address me like that and I will make you a woman... forcibly. We're in the middle of discussing how to deal with that Motonari dude.
A useful piece of info.
However, before exploring the dungeon let's find Kazuhisa fag.
Whaaa...? He's only level 42?
Fucking pushover.
More like mincemeat. :twisted:
:dizzy:
:twisted:
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*Somewhere else*
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Turn 96 ==============================
We continue our training.
butthurt cockblock detected.
It is over...
Yes. It is the maximum we can do just with training. We will need to start exploring dungeons to raise my level even more.
That wouldn't be prudent.
Why?
It will raise other commanders' level as well...
… including the contenders who joined our army. I see. What do we do then?
I think I have an idea. Let me sleep over on it.
Ok. It's not that we have a race to win, right?
Right.
*Time passes*
Ok, first let's release some prisoners.
Honestly, I don't know where these guys take these things from.
No matter... as long as it works.
Ok, Kenshin. Here's the plan.
Take these and use them.
How on earth am I suppose to use these... things?
Good question...
I guess I must check the manual.
I'll leave them overnight with you, while I figure out what to do.
I don't think it's a good idea...
You'll manage babysitting these... things.
:/
Well, good morning.
You've checked the manual?
Uhm...
Yeah, sure, completely... Ehm... in order to use these dwarfs, you see, you must... ee...
It doesn't matter. They all vanished...
Whaaa!!?
True story...
How...?!
Anyway, I must say I feel somewhat stronger.
(So maybe they did work).
But it's always like that when my period starts.
:shock:
I need a strong opponent. I think I'll tackle Baba Shouen.
:/
Good idea, though we'll need to prepare you accordingly.
How? I'm more experienced now, and I wield the most badass weapon in JAPAN.
This may be true. But it may be not enough for Baba. The bastard is bound to attack from his chocobos. He may gain initiative before you and then you'll be toasted.
What do you suggest?
Better protective gear.
Let us swap your sword to that beautiful suit of armour (don't mind smell).
Well, ok. The armour is comfortable, tough and reeks as hell... but tell me one thing...
What?
Why can't I use this armour with my sword?
That's... a good question.
![Wast re-ta-dred maen? :retarded: :retarded:](/forums/smiles/retarded.png)
indeed.
Anyway.
Shit, I'm wounded.
Why?!
I forgot to heal my wounds after all these level ups.
Oh, look! Shouen DOES get initiative!
Fucking cheating bastard! He attacks from a tabaski...
… chocobo.
If not for the armour this would look bad.
Fortunately...
Shitttt! This looks ugly!
One last attack!
Butthurt detected
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*Meanwhile*
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How are you feeling?
Much better. 3G patched my wounds up in no time and I am ready to go.
Rance?
Yeah, how may I help?
Find me another strong opponent. :twisted:
You're sure? Someone weaker would also do after all. That Yuzumi girl, for instance. After all, you almost died ou-...
Don't give me this popamole bullcrap and FIND ME A WORTHY FOE!!!
Yes, ma'm :shock:
*Time passes*
Ha! Initiative is on Kenshin's side.
Don't count your chickens before they...
That eyeball stands no chance.
WTF what was this...!!? :shock:
…I don't even...!! :shock:
Hahaha!! This is just fabulous! :twisted:
...
Kanshin, are you alri-!!!
More!!! Give me MOAR!!!
:shock:
Go, find me another worthy adversary!
As you wish.
Now, just leave me be. I must rest. Hzzzzzzz...
Or rather, make Kenshin beat him!
Ok, this is going to be boring. Let's speed up time.
Oh, look what we found.
Where did he go?
You just killed him boss.
I did?!
That was sort of... underwhelming. :/
Anyway, let's go back...
You're sure of that? There are 10 more levels in this dungeon.
Yeah. I've got no intention of going down this basement facing pushovers only to have to deal with big huge mecha-boss at the end. We're not ready yet.
What's next then...?
Conquest!
Mouri is finished!
*Suddenly, everything goes next gen!*
Well, I must say there is nothing to do.
We could use that last action fan to collect the levies.
Make it happen.