Let's Gahaha with Rance & Kenshin!: MEGAUPDATE II (NSFW)

[hoverdog]

It is totally impossible to avoid rape in Sengoku Rance...

fixed it for you

 

[anhedony]

like Kenshin's narration.

stupidly, Kenshin in SR is acting like a kind of be-firstly-in-love-teenage. a warrior, who were choping, cutting, killing soldiers and trying to assasinate Takeda before she met Rance? That makes no sense. Althought SR is one of the most interesting RPG's I played last time, Kenshin's route isn't my favourite. Isoroku's has much better plote. and if you really want to be motherfucking hardcore, try complete Demon King's route. gahaha.

@Mrovak, your LP is interesting in it's own way. Keep at it.

 

[Brother None]

stupidly, Kenshin in SR is acting like a kind of be-firstly-in-love-teenage. a warrior, who were choping, cutting, killing soldiers and trying to assasinate Takeda before she met Rance? That makes no sense.

This game is written like a hentai mantasy about how women like rape and assholes and are basically all needy whores. Sure that's ridiculous, but it's ridiculous as a general principle, and something you learn to ignore/laugh about or you might as well drop the game's story wholesale. Kenshin is just no exception in this mysoginist stupidity, so what.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

stupidly, Kenshin in SR is acting like a kind of be-firstly-in-love-teenage. a warrior, who were choping, cutting, killing soldiers and trying to assasinate Takeda before she met Rance? That makes no sense

Well, Kenshin's adorableness requires her to be a socially awkward and slow-witted gold-hearted girl whose power level is over 9000. And mind you, a major source of lulz is that her true love is a walking tasteful rapist parody who cannot handle such a turn of events.

EDIT: Also, updated my vocabulary.txt to include mantasy. It has an honorary position right behind rump ranger.

 

[GarfunkeL]

 

[spekkio]

Where's mah rape?!

 

[Mrowak]

Update VIII: Obstacles


================================= Between the turns==================================

Commence freelance operations!

Who the fuck ordered you to attack Tenshi sect?!

Oh wait. Something's different...

Gahahahaha!!!

*Same day, at night*

=================================== Turn 88 ===================================

Tenshi indeed joined our ranks :shock:

Indeed

I guess we can concentrate on the race thing.

First things first... I must keep a promise.

What kind of promise is it?

We must save that Soun fellow from Oil Dungeon. I promised Ran, you see?

Did she use any... ehm... special persuasion on you?

*Flashback*

*/Flashback*

I have no idea what you are talking about...

Kill! :twisted:

Crush!! :twisted:

Destroy!!! :twisted:

One wonders what would have happened had we not gone to that picnic but came here immediately to save Soun...

Yeah, one wonders...

We will never learn

Now to business

No, I don't have time...

What now?

I agreed to meet Kou in Kyou. We'll be having a dinner. I'm leaving you in charge of things. See ya

DiEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! piece of pottery!!!

There's one more thing we need to do...

Her stats aren't impressive.

That's mainly because you gave hannies to her unit, right?

Right

Now, time to take care of my woman. I neglected her recently...

Gahahahaha!!!

=============================== Between the turns ===============================

*First*

Oh fuck...

Say that again!

Oh fuck...

*Then*

============================== Turn 89 ==============================

I need to have a serious word with you Kenshin!

It is time for us...!

Just give me a second!

… to prepare you for the battles ahead!

:shock:

Here's the stash of items and artifacts I managed to gather during our adventures...

Pick whatever you want!

Presents... ?! :shock: How unexp...

I know, I'm awesome!

You sure are!

And modest, don't forget about modest!

Hmm... Should I take the Emperor's Sword...?

Take it! Take it and embrace the power of the DORK SIDE!

Nah, I think I will go with something less flashy...

3G?

Who, me?

Why are you being dressed like an old woman?

It was... Ehm... Well... Look! A Babetar!! Behind you!!!

Where?

*Disappears*

He is growing senile by day...

Yeah... Sad look, really...

So anyway, I will take this blade:

I wouldn't call it less flashy, you know?

By the way, we are done with preparations. Let's wage war!!!

Now you're talking my language! :twisted:

Victory!!!

:twisted:

1?

Are you fucking kidding me?!!

It IS level one!!!

3

2

1

How can this be?!

Calm down... will get you back to shape in no time, as promised.

We'll start off immediately! Gahahahaha!

Ok, almost immediately. We start now!!!

Hey, you are level 2 now

Only about 58 more to go

================================= Between the turns =================================

*Some time later*

*Meanwhile, somewhere else*

================================= Turn 90 =================================

Ok, Kenshin I need to have a word with you again.

Moar presents?

No, this time it is about your trenning...

Your progress is dissatisfactory!

Fortunately, I've come up with a foolproof training plan that will bring you back to your former self!

And what is this plan all about?

Take a guess.

To be continued...

Now, I'm off to sleep. Tomorrow/Today's gonna be a tough day

 

[Reject_666_6]

One wonders what would have happened had we not gone to that picnic but came here immediately to save Soun...

Yeah, one wonders...

We will never learn

http://rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=54113

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

 

[Brother None]

Gufufufu. Does the plan involve tasteful rape lovemaking?

 

[Mrowak]

Gufufufu. Does the plan involve tasteful rape lovemaking?

Take a guess.

 

[Crooked Bee]

 

[Cenobyte]

Apostle Madou is such a gigantic faggot. Gigai at least has some class.

 

[GarfunkeL]

And why do they have to blow up cute girls to bits? Good thing Rance will have revenge!

 

[Hirato]

where's the next update?

 

[Mrowak]

where's the next update?

Sorry bro, I'm busy like last shit irl. I will try to update this weekend but I can't guarantee even that.

 

[GarfunkeL]

Well, you'll need a new page for the update, in any case.

 

[Brother None]

Did someone say new rape page?

 

[Crooked Bee]

Let's bump it, then, shall we?

 

[Derper]

Moar! IRL can wait!

 

[Cenobyte]

Moar! IRL can wait!

 

[Brother None]

That rush of Rance threads sure petered out quick.

 

[Mrowak]

That rush of Rance threads sure petered out quick.

Give me a break bro. Massive exam session ahead, shitloads of tests, part-time job craze and approximately 12 hours spent in front of computer a day does not really make me all that excited about gaming now.

Besides, apart from WhiskeyWolf I pretty much left the competition long behind.

This LP is not abbandoned but went on hiatus. If all goes well expect an update on Sunday by 11pm GMT.

 

[Mrowak]

Update IX – Disappointments.

Take a guess

:twisted:

Sorry to break the mood folks but we have a serious situation here.

WHAT?!

Takuga pushovers. They are trying to reclaim their land.

You're bothering us about THAT?!

Yep

Fuck…

Ok, they are going to be taken care of NOW!

[Everything goes as planned :twisted:]

============================= Turn 90 =============================

MAXIMUM FUCK!!!

:shock:

WHAT?!

What's got into you?

The fuckers spoiled our time together. THEY SHALL KNOW PAIN!!! :twisted:

:shock:

All that's left are blasted pandas.

GUESS WHAT'LL HAPPEN NOW!!!

They survived.

FUCKING LUCKY BASTARDS!!

Are you alright Kenshin?

WHY?!

You're acting a little wee bit out of character...

You think? Sorry.

No matter...

BUT THEY SHALL SUFFER!!

:shock:

Rance! Order all our forces to move forward! We shall trample their bones and burn their bodies!

Yes, ma'm!

Nice forces out there.

They are dead already. They just have yet to know it.

Guess what happens now Sakamoto?! :twisted:

[What's got into her?]

Slaughter. :twisted:

:shock:

Anyway...

======= RED ALERT! RED ALERT! TRANNY ACTION IMMINENT! =======

======= RED ALERT! =======

======= FUCKING WARNED YOU! =======

Rally all squads!! To me brothers! Strike hard and strike with precision!!!

Need it be told how it had ended?

I guess the time has come to work on... my satisfaction

What do you mean?

You'll see. It'll doubtlessly benefit your... condition.

How?

Well it certainly did work I must say. And was satisfying

Told you

============================= Between the turns =============================

Like totally dishonourable?

:shock:

He flexed his forehead? :shock:

============================= Turn 91 =============================

And so we proceed with our 'training'.

Hmm... A carnival has arrived?

So we carry on with our 'training', right?

Right

And that would be all for now!

Ehh? That's kind of disappointing.

We'll do something more action intensive next time around :D

============================= Between the turns =============================

*Meanwhile, somewhere else*

*The 'training' yields practical effects*

============================= Turn 92 =============================

To be continued...

Now, to sleep. I haven't had decent sleep for weeks now.

 

[Hirato]

good luck with the exams, bro!