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Let's LARP the Emperor's Finest - a wh40k IF

Discussion in 'Choose Your Own Adventure Land' started by Holy Cow, Jun 22, 2012.

  1. Jick Magger Arcane Patron

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    "Just another Bug Hunt", they said, "We've got the redeemer with us, nothing'll go wrong" they said.

    Gonna go with 1. last time we listened to the voices in our head, we turned into a fucking swarm lord.
     
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  2. Esquilax Arcane

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    I think that Darth Roxor has laid out the closest thing to a coherent plan without becoming thrall to some malevolent star god (Chaos fanboys take note, this isn't the path to the sort of power and corruption you want)

    I'm in favour of Darth Roxor's 5), but failing that I will go with 1) to prevent rape by C'tan.
     
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  3. oscar Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    1. He seems to actually know what's going on. Four would be nice except for the fact there's no way to tell if it's the Emperor or Chaos/Star Gods.
     
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  4. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    I am fairly sure following Kirchoff's advice is a VERY bad idea. I feel it in my gut.

    Also, remember that other time when he started spraying hullghasts with flamer fire right next to a coolant pipe (or whatever that was)? I don't believe it was an accident right now.
     
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  5. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    Barring everything else 5-related, though, I say 2. Let Shepard trust his instincts. Fuck the heretic (1), fuck the mutant (3), fuck the xeno (4). The Emperor protects.
     
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  7. CappenVarra phase-based phantasmist Patron

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  8. Jaedar Arcane Patron

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    Flip flopping to what I chose from the start eh?

    A wise decision.
     
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  9. Darth Roxor Prestigious Gentleman Wielder of the Huegpenis

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    Where's the flip-flop?
     
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  10. Azael Magister

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    Roxor's idea of calling in back-up is sound, even if we can't afford to wait on it. Good if the inquisitor knows there's a daemon incursion on the ship, even if he is Ordo Xenos (?). Kirchoff indeed seems a bit slimy and it was his acolyte who got himself corrupted. Whatever, guess I'll settle on 2 as well, let the daemon guide us to it, with a sprinkle of Roxor's 5.
     
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  11. Zaan Novice

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    1 and let's call Inquisitor.
     
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  12. m4davis Scholar

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  13. oscar Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    + one on the call the Inquisitor front
     
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  14. ironyuri Guest

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    how do we "call" the inquisitor?

    the black hold was sealed, are we going to ask the entry hall team to send some morse code signals through the hull in the hopes the inquisitor is on the ship?

    :D
     
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  15. ironyuri Guest

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    inquisitor not on ship confirmed, also inb4 the ship flew into the eye of terror and slaanesh is tentacle raping the magos biologus as we speak
     
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  16. GreyViper Erudite

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    Would be nice if we got =I= and Deathwatch squad as backup, but im inclined to think this is our fight. Root Im curious if the priest can make the holy water, if he can it would be potent weapon against the demon?
     
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  17. GreyViper Erudite

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    Meh my bad, guess I should stop taking inspiration from Ciaphas Cain books.:oops:

     
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  18. ironyuri Guest

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    big long post, not an update :decline:
     
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  19. Jaedar Arcane Patron

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    They also bless (ie sanctify) weapons and ammo
     
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  20. Jick Magger Arcane Patron

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  24. ironyuri Guest

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    Meanwhile, in Codex Diversity Squad chat:

     
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