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A few loyal Zealots in New Jerusalem have accomplished that which the entire Hive Navy could not, for by means of holy empathic visions of the Sea of Reckless Abandon (expertly chartered in the previous century by the Mal'akh Laserfoil CSS Waldron Phelps), they have revealed the location of Zakharov's unbelieving minions!
Despite our intensive witnessing, the University, with whom conventional communications were recently blocked as a result of the Lord's majestic sun miracle, are still marching down the path towards eternal hellfire, for satanic base naming conventions and their phallus-shaped "observatory" constitute clear and undeniable evidence of extra-blasphemous activity. We can only pray that the Lord God opens their eyes to the truth before their souls are beyond saving.
Believers have dethroned the Spartans by 5 pixels. Spartan lead over Peacekeepers is just 3 pixels and expected to drop more as Peacekeepers enjoy the luxury of building in Peace. Spartan lead over Hive is just 4 pixels thanks to the wonders of Yang's utopian vision bringing prosperity and Nerve Gas.
Also: movement into xenofungus declared to be fascist and bourgeois. More Spartan pirates sunk. More strategic undisclosed targets bombed. ITZ coming to fascists occupying Greenhouse Garden, next Tuesday, wait and see.
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Sol 27/07/2115 19:00 HST
Vigilant Hive citizens have spotted Spartan Saboteurs attempting to enter Society Grid. The Spartan Saboteurs have been arrested. They admitted to working for the enemy and were mercifully executed in the park dome of Society Grid at noon, where all Hive Citizens could see the faces of those who wanted to harm them.
More seaborne saboteurs have been located by a patrolling Xiuhtecuhtlu Class Foil, while heading towards the Bay of Labour. The Spartan covert vessel has been utterly destroyed by a single Yunshi missile, after its purpose was discovered during an inspection by Hive naval personnel. The Spartan agents committed suicide via cyanide pills as soon as it became apparent their cover is blown.
Aerospace Protectors sink what is believed to be the last of the Spartan Missile Skimships, ensuring the safety of trade lanes in the Sea of Progress and beyond it.
New Gaian forces join with Gaian forces in an attempt to liberate Greenhouse Gate. Hive volunteers, not associated in any way with the Hive Guard of Peace, report that the occupied base is entirely cut off from reinforcements following over two years of fierce combat. Impact cannon fire and rockets filled the sky, as Sentinels of Peace clad in plasmasteel and entrenched in Xenofungus to the west of the occupied base, made a stand against Spartan rover assaults. Doves of Peace soared majestically above the battlefield, bombing the Spartan garrison, sensor network and enemy rover companies with their Yunshi guided missiles. While things looked grim reinforcements came from the north from the Gaian homeland via the Highway of Death. Surrounded from all sides the Spartans have been encircled, trapped with no means to escape.
With the Spartan Defenders constantly under attack from the sky above it appears that Justice will be done to the Gaian people. The belligerent Spartan menace will lose Greenhouse Gate and more oppressed peoples will be liberated, as the Triumvirate of Peace will march on deeper into the Heart of Spartan Darkness. Soon Planet will see Peace, as the warmongers shall be crushed beneath the boots of those seeking freedom and progress. No more will fascism have to be endured, no more will the Spartans continue their war crimes and genocide, as Peace will prevail.
In other news, sunspot activity has ended, global communications are once again reliable*.
*no more gassing, was hoping for 8 more turns of sunspots
The 23rd Century is for the University the real beginning of the triumph of SCIENCE AND REASONand LULZ too
The University of Planet may be outnumbered by those who seek growth in violence and/or ignorance instead, their applied technology may pale compared to what others have acquired as spoils, but that is going to change, for in the last 15 years, a great wave of expansion and terraforming has begun. The extreme efficiency of the democratic political institutions and green economical institutions of the University will allow for the University to span the entire continent soon, shining in freedom of speech, political freedom and the even more fundamental freedom to know and say 2 + 2 = 4 and that all evidence points to the truth god does not exist.
We hacked much of the new base auto-naming software for the lulz and Zakharov realized our names are much better than the boring ones he wanted
Currently, From University Base to Sagangrad and finally the newest, aquatic Baikalgrad floating over the New Baikal Lake, 13 bases are dedicated to mankind and the advancement of SCIENCE. That number will grow exponentially and it will cover the entire continent. Precautions are being taken, and in 2 years at most, the UACR (University Air Combat Research) will be ready to strike down any possible naval incursions. While there is hope sustained peace might happen, there are many who dream of destroying the pillar of truth and science that defies their ignorance and illogical beliefs because they are envious of the EUPHORIA of every University citizen originated not from the blessings of a phony god, but from superior intellect and education.
It is known the greatest concerns of concerned scientists and citizens however lie not in a potential conventional attack from our possible future foes, but from another threat. Expansion of University network securities will happen too(and remember: every shitpost in the Virtual World increases the noise for possible hostile probe teams and thus helps a little with security)! There will be at least 2 teams capable of dealing with all infiltrators, hackers and in-site spies that could arrive in every one of our bases, and they will be trained to fight in conventional battles as well. Woodbury University will be the training ground for these future heroes and saviors while we chart and colonize the farthest and coldest reaches of our continent, like our ancestors once did in Siberia.
These great patriots, saviors, friends of truth, friends of the greater cause and above all great agents of lulz, who might or not have hacked my Network Node and edited this article themselves, are:
A TRILLION OF LAST MEASURES* WILL MINDFUCK ANY INBRED RETARDED AND BORING BRAINWASHED RELIGIOUS NUTJOB WHO DARES STEP IN OUR CLAY!
*And this NEW Last Measure is not just a bombardment of shock pix to a Network Node... it is literal mind rape now that we know the Secrets of the Human Brain and can use that knowledge for the lulz.
FINAL WORDS: MORGAN IS ACCUSING ZAKHAROV OF COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT. TORRENT MOAR WAREZ PLZ!!!
*HACK-EDIT: START RESEARCHING CYBERNETICS AND MIND-MACHINE INTERFACE ALREADY OR INVENT A LONGEVITY VACCINE FFS! I DON'T WANT TO DIE IN A WHEELCHAIR!
-- 88_IcyWheels_88, admin of Infinity-Chan Station.
*A NOTE ZAKHAROV ASKED ME TO ADD TO THIS ARTICLE: The mind worms seen in this aerial map I refused to censor because that would be totally against the principles of the Univeristy will be burned to a crisp once this entire continent is mapped by this experimental mind worm program. Same on the Isle of the Deep some who dared to defy the previous notions parapsychology will forever be a pseudoscience managed to take control of. And for any foreigner, the opinions of bloggers and hackers hacking such blogs do not reflect the opinions of the University administration. And finally, I have never used PlanetTorrent for software piracy and such accusations are ridiculous.
(OOC: I opened the save file again, without saving it this time and I had already sent the turn before, I only opened it again to take screenshots for this, so there might be a little discrepancy from what I actually did in this turn)
The year 2216 saw Greenhouse Gate finally retaken by the forces of the Triumvirate of Peace. A military parade of Gaian rovers cruising down the streets while Hive jets soared overhead was marred by only occasional shootouts and kamikaze attacks by the diehard remnants of the Spartan defenders. It had been a bloody battle until the very end, with an aggressive Spartan counter-attack on the outskirts of Greenhouse Gate inflicting heavy casualties on Gaian liberators and Hive peacekeepers alike. The do-or-die Spartan offensive (likely rushed north for a risky final offensive to save Greenhouse) however had petered out in the face of a constant stream of Gaian reinforcements and punishing Triumvirate air support.
It was true that many of the liberated Gaians had never even been born under the benevolent touch of Deidre's enlightened green democratic socialism. A mixture of Spartan colonists and young Gaians seduced by Spartan militarism, liberal gun ownership laws and fetching black uniforms seemed less than thrilled at their liberation, but the majority of the Gate's inhabitants expressed their rightful gratitude to their northern brothers and sisters as well as the Peacekeepers. On that matter Deidre remembered a strange report. It seemed that rates of marriage, sexual custom and indeed even rape had been steadily declining between the Gaian population and Miriam's believers. Deidre banished the thought from her mind, in any case much more important matters were at hand.
Political reforms had seen Gaia turn towards a system that simultaneously allowed democracy and a strong welfare state to flourish. A faction of Unity-era intellectuals (medically allowed to live greatly extended lives) and their Planet-born followers had expressed disappointment at this "populist" and "ecologically inexcusably selfish" form of government. This faction had even gained the political support of some military officers who had advocated for an all mindworm defence force (Deidre had toyed with the idea but the famous Spartan combat discipline meant worms were relatively ineffective against them). These fools didn't seem to understand that Gaia's green ideals meant nothing in the face of aggressors like Sparta. Many brave young Gaians had headed south never to return in the gruelling campaigns of the past decades. Deidre's reforms encouraged childbearing (rather than being aborted or abandoned, any unwanted children were to be raised by the state free of charge or social disapproval) while the centralised economic structure allowed the devotion of more resources to Gaia's righteous self-defence. Factories and a burgeoning human population were not exactly the most ecologically friendly actions but Deidre could make amends to Planet in the future.
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Sol 01/08/2117 19:00 HST
Greenhouse Gate declared safe from fascist threat! Official Triumvirate and Hive Guard statements confirms that the offensive potential of the Spartan forces desperately striking at Greenhouse Gate has been reduced to dust. A strike which the Triumvirate of Peace forces were well aware of in advance, thanks to aerial recon spotting fascist hiding in the fungus near Greenhouse Gate* well before the offensive began. Hive Sentinels of Peace have made short work of two entire battalions of attacking facist missile rovers. The Spartans, in a move showing utter desperation, have also attacked with under-equipped infantry, the bottom of the barrel of Spartan conscripts, youths and senior citizens forcefully drafted, much like the hitlerjugend and elderly armed just before the fall of Berlin during World War 2.
While it is believed that fascist saboteurs are responsible for some minor unrest amongst the "loyalist" Spartan citizens now under rightful Gaian rule, the future looks bright for the Gaians, Greenhouse Gate and for peace. Many rejoice in the streets as signs of re-established Gaian rule show up all cross the base and symbols of fascism are demolished or burned down, as is in the case of Spartan flags and the portraits of the Mad Colonel Santiago.
With trade lanes secure maritime trade flourishes once again, as Gaian and Hive citizens enjoy the wealth brought by new found peace at sea. Marine biologists, ichtio-harvesting technicians and merchants alike praise the sacrifices of the Hive Navy and the Aerospace Protectors, and that of the Triumvirate allies, in making sure the threat of Spartan piracy has been eradicated.
Citizens within the Hive enjoy a prosperous life now, as new infrastructure developments and remote labour crews bring much wealth to society itself. With the ten year plan approaching its end, Hive officials look back on what has been achieved and what is yet to be done. But the future looks bright, as both peace and progress can be seen rising above the horizon, just as the Chairman said they would. With mindworm activity decreased due to Hercules moving away from Chiron, Planet's resources can be safely harvested for the good of all, with no fear of vile mindworm attacks.
All four attacks on GG repelled, attackers have been annihilated.
*who shot down the Dove of Peace that spotted them, despite odds in my favour. Xenofungus is bourgeois indeed.
Also I need to fix my installation of photoshop after it broke a few days back and do a proper TV news shop.
It seemed the rumours of a radical new Spartan Chief of Staff had been true. This officer, reportedly hailing from the Old Earth state of Brazil, had replaced Santiago's previous confidant a mysterious figure who was reputedly sacked for a (by Spartan standards at least) defeatist attitude as the war so obviously turned against Sparta. Indeed Santiago's promise to crush Gaia if they did not accept a humiliating "Pact" (of Servitude) appeared laughable or tragic now depending on one's temperament as the flower of Sparta's youth lay decaying in the immense Monsoon Jungle, food for the trees and mindworms. There perhaps they would do some good for Planet.
In contrast to the highly mobile warfare of the past decade this offensive had more resembled something out of the Old Earth Battle of the Somme. Greenhouse Gate's perimeter defence rained down an incessant hail of impact cannon fire upon the Spartan human waves while Hive needle-jet sorties tore apart the Spartan formations and interdicted their supplies. It seemed that this new commander had been relying upon an uprising of Spartan loyalists to seize control in the chaos of battle. While these hateful neo-fascists had caused some trouble for the long-suffering citizens of Greenhouse Gate in the end the situation had been bought under control via Gaia's customary generosity (the threat of bypassing the gentle Gaian rehabilitation justice system and being extradited to the tender mercies of the Hive penal system may also have played a role in calming certain hotheads). Deidre felt a certain pity for the poor brainwashed fools. Santiago would have a lot to answer for.
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Sol 24/05/2119 19:00 HST
Major Triumvirate offensive strikes at the Spartan occupied base of Autumn Grove. All defenders are believed to have been annihilated during Believing and Hive rover assaults. After days of impact cannon fire and needlejet sorties the fascist trenches and bunkers are all up in flames or have been turned to rubble.
Military officials remains silent on any possible fascist counter attack. Still, analysts believe that the Triumvirate now has achieved Naval, Air and ground Superiority and the fall of the Spartan fascist state is only a matter of time.
Meanwhile Citizens in the Sea Collective expand the first Hive Sea Base located on the Kelp Fields Beta on the Sea of Progress, proving that the Hive pioneering spirit is indeed strong.
Tourism thrives in the liberated Monsoon Jungle as Hive citizens travel to Greenhouse Gate for purposes of recreation, science and business. Some even dare to travel into Spartan occupied territory which is discouraged but not forbidden by the Chairman's Great Vision of Progress.
This is Joy-Rec and we bring the LORD'S TRUTH! Hate-filled SPARTANS turn away peace! Can you believe that!? OF COURSE YOU CAN!
We Believers have always followed Saint Paul's Christian Just War Theory, so this vendetta was clearly started by that bloodthirsty lunatic Santiago! Elder Yehudzi tried to be reasonable - give back the Gaian clay, he said, and all this will end, but the enemy would have none of it! Guess they think they can torture and rape those poor Gaians forever! And now, GET THIS! Now they even launch ILLEGAL NEURAL GRAFTING to resist us, putting micro-chips into their followers' brains, hoping to create some kind of super soldiers! Heresy! Extra-blasphemy!!
*boos from audience*
Well not on OUR watch you won't! Zion-Tek Synthsteel Angels of the Lord have been in operation since the early 23rd century! Now sure, you don't hear about it, because Satan's servants want you to think only the Hive have needlejets, as if we are "behind" technomajorically. In truth, we are the intellectual elite of Planet, and soon those wretched Spartans will be completely wiped out!
*audience cheers loudly!*
Chew on this! Believing missiles have eyes! Believing missiles are guided by the LORD GOD!
With sensors blasted to pieces like wicked Sodom and Gomorrah, Spartan defilers fall like biomass to a nutri-steak reaper! Think you can stand against the Army of the LORD and its allies?
Think again, and pray the Almighty may yet forgive you!
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Goddamnit, JoKa's diplomatic finesse won me over for the Spartans... I hope you're going to pull something out of your ass to remedy this situation, Irenaeus, you fanboy. And it better not be a dildo! I can't stand watching that reactionary tyrant Kalin win again. With a tech lead! It's like watching Roger cock-sucking Federer!
Patience, young one. The Spartan defensive war against the Triple Alliance (Believers-Hivers-Gaians) is just starting. Every single Spartan is being mobilized and trust me: War is what Spartans excel at. Brace yourselves for years of aerial bombardment and constant skirmshes, we will fight to the last man and woman.
Hasta la victoria, siempre.
Edit: This is my inspiration
John Rambo: To survive a war, you gotta become war.
Well call me a brainless moron, but my money is on John J Rambo here triggering the apocalypse in a triple alliance of his own.
Also, I can't bet against Rambo. It does not compute.
Edit:
Even when you try to look at it rationally, Rambo is up against the Mormons, Vietcongs, Hippies, UN, professor Farnsworth, and a colored AI, with the Moromons, Vietcongs and hippie protests currently being his biggest threats. I think this says it all.
Well call me a brainless moron, but my money is on John J Rambo here triggering the apocalypse in a triple alliance of his own.
Also, I can't bet against Rambo. It does not compute.
Edit:
Even when you try to look at it rationally, Rambo is up against the Mormons, Vietcongs, Hippies, UN, professor Farnsworth, and a colored AI, with the Moromons, Vietcongs and hippie protests currently being his biggest threats. I think this says it all.
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Sol 17/03/2220 19:00 HST
Combat still rages around Autumn Grove. Fascist forces try reinforcing their battered positions, only to be crushed under the rocket and impact salvoes of Triumvirate forces encircling the occupied base. Their reinforcements are diminishing in strength, as many are killed in transit when spotted in the open by Hive Doves of Peace and believing Seraphims. Spartans also continue suffering heavy losses in road infrastructure, sensors and terraformers. Many Spartan bases are now without military protection, open to chaos within as anti-facist forces within the Spartan "Federation" itself use this vacuum of power to sabotage the belligerent oppressive rule of the Mad Colonel. From the outside mindworms threaten to ravage the undefended colonists. This is the true face of the Mad Colonel Santiago, to focus the military "might" of Sparta on oppressing the Gaian people who have been unjustly attacked and annexed while leaving their own citizens helpless against the mindworm threat lurking in xenofungus.
Meanwhile the Hive enjoys a new era of prosperity as multiple mindworm attacks have been successfully repelled by Worm Hunting Volunteers and garrisons resistant to "psionic" attacks of the worm menace. With both civilians and industry protected from worm attacks vital infrastructure is expanded in peace. Hive agrotechs, fisherfolk, librarians, talents, creche educators as well as countless others citizens strive to build the Future of Mankind. The Chairman's three Ps of the Hive are in full effect, as outlined in his Manifesto. The Hive is Peace, the Hive is Progress, the Hive is Prosperity. With new infrastructure projects, terraforming and colonization efforts the new 10 year plan begins this year. The great war in which the Hive takes an active part, which is of course the war on the bourgeois xenofungus, will continue. With it the worm threat will be eliminated. New bases will expand their infrastructure greatly. Fisherfolk and kelp harvesters will feed the coastal and sea bases along the Sea of Progress, the Sea of Coexistence and the Sea of Enlightenment. The southern half of landmass prime will become paradise, as the Hive will achieve on Planet what mankind failed to achieve on Earth for millennia, the Hive will achieve Harmony in Communal Coexistance.
While answering such an innocent question, we may well feel inclined to state the simple truth: that the Lord God wills it, and that therefore it must be so! This, of course, is indisputable fact, yet while educating our young ones, our weaker brethren or even unbelievers, we should not be satisfied with merely preaching the facts. We must also explain the underlying reasons behind God's decisions. Why? Because honest pursuit of truth is the path to wisdom, and wisdom leads to everlasting life (Proverbs 15:24, 2 Timothy 3:15). In addition, our intellectual, open-minded studies strengthen our relationship with the Almighty, allowing us to become personal friends with our Creator (James 4:8).
Apostates and other servants of Satan love to point to us being in alliance with the Human Hive, saying that because we have condemned them harshly in the past, we are now somehow "hypocritical" for working side-by-side with them to promote peace on Planet. As always, the Holy Scriptures is our best weapon to refute such demonic untruths. Let us turn to the Book of Jonah in our holo-bibles and see for ourselves how God, in his own words, explains the reason for his actions.
In chapter one, verse one, we learn how the Lord God commanded Jonah, son of Amittai, to condemn the wicked city of Nineveh. Did Jonah obey? In verse three we read: "But Jonah rose up to flee unto Tarshish from the presence of the Lord God; and he went down to Joppa, and found an oniyah [hydrofoil] going to Tarshish: so he paid the fare thereof, and went down into it, to go with them unto Tarshish, away from the presence of the Lord." Jonah was afraid to witness to the evil men! God, however, is not mocked, and he sent a mighty storm and an Isle of the Deep that swallowed Jonah for three days and three nights. Once God had brought his cowardly prophet in line, Jonah finally went to Nineveh, and when he spoke to the evildoers something marvellous happened. They believed in God! They proclaimed a fast, put on sackcloth and begged the Lord for mercy. Even their king and mighty men humbled themselves, and when the Lord God saw this he turned from the fierceness of his anger, withholding the death and destruction he had planned to rain down upon them (Jonah 3:5-10).
Just like Nineveh in Jonah's days, the Human Hive have received the witness of the Lord God. Evidently they have taken it to heart, for their inhabitants have made great penance, doing what is good in God's eyes, even gifting us their recently developed neural enhancement technology (completely safe, wholesome and different in every way from the blasphemous Spartan counterpart). The Council now sees it to be eminently clear that the Lord God no longer wishes to exterminate Yang and his followers. Does this mean they have embraced the full truth? No, but neither did the inhabitants of Nineveh, for in his concluding remarks of the Book of Jonah, the Lord God said: "You ‘pitied’ the fungus, for which you didn’t work and which you didn’t raise; it grew in a night and perished in a night. Yet for my part, can't I pity Nineveh, that great city, in which there are more than one hundred twenty thousand people who can’t tell their right hand from their left?" (Jonah 4:10-11).
When it comes to our Lord's mercy, we can either humble ourselves - as good Christians should! - and open our hearts to the truth, or we can be stubborn, trying to do a better job of ruling mankind than our Creator, the very architect of the universe! The Scriptures tell of many men who did the latter: arrogant Korah, who challenged Moses and was both burnt and buried alive for his sin, presumptuous King Saul who was butchered and beheaded by the Philistine host, and foolish Jonah, who cried over fungus but not the lives of men, and tried to flee from the Lord God instead of doing his bidding. Do you want to be swallowed by an Isle of the Deep? Surely not. Then accept the Lord's arrangement, and explain to all who inquire the prophetic application of the historical record of Jonah upon our spirit-directed diplomacy. This way, you can help your child, brother or sister to not only know what it is that God wills, but also why he wills it. And, in so doing, you help the person to become God's friend. Truly there is no greater gift than friendship with the Almighty!
The Lords Believers are in alliance with the Human Hive.
The Lords Believers have always been in alliance with the Human Hive.
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Sol 05/05/2221 19:00 HST
Gaians liberate Autumn Grove. Spartan bases of Assasins Redoubt, Fort Survivalist and Hawk of Chiron mysteriously vanish, either falling victim to mindworm attacks or burned down on purpose by the retreating Spartan forces.
Reliable accounts confirm the unthinkable: the Spartan Federation, desperate to keep the brilliant light of freedom from illuminating their godless police state, has launched a massive scorched jungle policy! Colonel Santiago and her henchmen are dismantling their operations along the entire frontier, relocating what industry they may to their core territories and destroying everything else to keep it from falling into enemy hands. Crops, foliage and entire bases have been demolished. Close to 100,000 Spartans have been killed, many reportedly butchered by their own forces to keep them from changing sides, and the figure is only set to rise.
In response to the murderous savagery, the fledgling Planetary Council has imposed 30 years of economic sanctions against the Spartan menace, a measure that was applauded by the Believing Council of Elders of Zion. "As adherents to the Law of Christ, we simply cannot condone the atrocities the Spartans have committed against their own people", Elder Yehudzi Yehzah said.
While Spartan authorities have refused to comment, unconfirmed sources claim the new Il Duce addressed the sanctions through his daily selfie:
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Sol 02/04/2223 19:00 HST
The War in the Monsoon Jungle rages on. The battered Spartan War Machine is cannibalizing civilian infrastructure, housing, agricultural machines, all to desperately assemble more and more weapons of war. A futile attempt at staving off the inevitable fall of the Colonel's insane regime. The Spartan counter-offensives diminish in both frequency and size with each year. For every Triumvirate loss the Spartans suffer at least three. The skies are under the control of the Aerospace Protects and Believing Angels. Spartan ports are blockaded by the Hive Communal Armada. The Guards of Peace march onwards, whether they be mere sentinels or vanguard elites.
The Hive Guard of Peace has liberated the aptly named base of Fort Liberty from the Mad Colonel this year, thus saving the oppressed citizens from certain doom. A doom similar to that that has fallen on oh so many innocent lives in Hawk of Chiron, Fort Survivalist and Assassins Redoubt. The doom of being sacrificed for some insane fascist cause of a power-hungry warmonger. The oppressed citizens of the "Federation" welcomed Hive troops with monsoon jungle flowers and sincere thanks, for they feared for their lives ever since the Colonel was getting more and more desperate. Hive civilian volunteers on site have begun taking care of war orphans, teaching them the important basic skills such as reading, writing, operating a network node terminal or a mining laser, as well as reciting from the Chairman's Manifesto. The Chairman has vowed to improve the harsh living conditions in the liberated base, which has been plundered of all basic infrastructure by the Spartans, who turned all they could loot from the civilian folk, all the tools of dignified labour and prosperity, into tools of death and misery.
Meanwhile the current ten year plan continues, the greatest part of which is being worked on in Socialism Crater. With xenofungus being eradicated left and right, more forests, mines, farms and solar farms being built, research hospitals, children's creches, energy banks opening at the farthest reaches of the Hive, prosperity is reaching new levels.
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Sol 11/07/2224 19:00 HST
Triumvirate forces enjoy more spectacular victories as what is known as operation "Jungle Green" bears fruit. Hive Yunshi Raider battalions secure Defiance Freehold in a swift blitz supported by Doves of Peace and the Hive Armada's shelling of Spartan positions just a year after liberating Fort Liberty. Known supporter of the Marxist cause and key figure in the Hive Guard of Peace, General Kz3r0, has had this to say of the operation: "The imperialist forces of the Spartan menace were totally surprised by our swift manuevers. Thinking the coast is safe, Hive transports could ferry our troops utilizing stealth and dropping our forces right on their door step. While the manoeuvre was risky, the destruction of key sensors, as well as the bombardment of fascist garrisons from above, allowed our Yunshi Rover battalions to secure Fort Liberty before the Spartans could realize what has happened. Defiance Freehold was largely untouched by Spartan forces, not expecting the Hive Blitz they did not sabotage facilities before they could be seized by the Hive Guard. A most glorious victory for peace showing the inferiority of the warmongering state of Sparta."
In Defiance Freehold Hive troops have helped in dismantling the symbols of the oppressive fascist apparatus. Gigantic statues of known historical fascists such as R. Reagan, portraits of the Mad Colonel and the bourgeois Hologram Theatres used to turn children into gears in the Spartan War Machine, all of those belligerent objects have been dismantled and scrapped. Many cheered during the toppling of the statue of M. Thatcher, skirt-wearing fascist known for attacking the peaceful Argentinian Malvines unprovoked. With fascism on the verge of defeat and extinction, Planet will no doubt be peaceful for the centuries to come.
Green is Gaian controlled obviously, blue is hive. Spartans butchered three bases, Hawk of Chiron was probably lost to mindworms.
The doomstack is the one in the fungus with the rover, it is what attempted to sneak next to Greenhouse Gate to re-take it. It is what shot down the only lost so far Hive Dove of Peace.
Chairman Yang can see you researching Air Power, ETA is quite long.
I lost the probe team doing the infiltrating, oh well, no more tech to steal or energy to plunder anyway.
Finally fixed fucking photoshop. Paint was such a dreadful tool to use.
