Let's Play Football Manager - Full-time

[treave]

Good to see that Codex is whipping those dirty jews, as we should.

 

[golgepapaz]

Full Name:Golge Papaz
Nickname:GolgePapaz
Data of Birth: 1990-10-10

Preferred Ethnicity: Turkish
Preferred Hair Colour: brown

Height: 171 cm
Weight: 64 kg
Left Foot: 20
Right Foot: 5

Adaptability: 10
Ambition: 18
Controversy: 3
Loyalty: 7
Pressure: 18
Professionalism:19
Sportsmanship: 4
Temperament: 15

ML: 15
AML: 20
AMC: 15

Cuts Inside
Killer Balls
Runs With Ball down left

Corners: 2
Crossing: 14
Dribbling: 20
Finishing: 16
First Touch: 18
Free Kicks: 5
Heading: 8
Long Shots: 14
Long Throws: 14
Marking: 10
Passing: 18
Penalty Taking: 1
Tackling: 10
Technique: 20
Versatility: 10


Aggression: 12
Anticipation: 15
Bravery: 12
Composure: 16
Concentration: 5
Consistency: 16
Creativity: 18
Decisions: 18
Determination: 18
Dirtiness: 3
Flair: 20
Influence: 2
Positioning: 2
Important Matches: 20
Off the Ball: 18
Team Work: 6
Work Rate: 15


Acceleration: 18
Agility: 19
Balance: 18
Jumping: 5
Natural Fitness: 15
Pace: 18
Stamina: 20
Strength: 20


Aerial Ability: 1
Command of Area: 1
Communication: 1
Eccentricity: 1
Handling: 1
Kicking: 1
One on Ones: 1
Reflexes: 1
Rushing Out: 1
Tendency to Punch: 1
Throwing: 1


Just ripped Andhaira ,out and out winger and AMC mix

Edited to fill 540 points, put them in long throws and first touch

 

[Azira]

Tripped my arse. He took a dive he did!

Love the thread.

 

[Ulminati]

MOAR!

 

[Sovard]

If you need another reserve you can throw in a randomized me.

Full Name: Sovard Sovard
Nickname: Sovard
Data of Birth: Dec. 20, 1984

Preferred Ethnicity: Native American
Preferred Hair Colour: Auburn (or Brown)

...and hopefully I won't be too terrible.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

Tripped my arse. He took a dive he did!

Love the thread.

You slid in from behind and had to reason to! He wasn't going anyway! I would have been more understanding if, you know, you'd actually broken his leg or something.

I'm going to have to reject any randomised players. You'll come up useless and I'd rather give the spots to people who have taken the time to make a player.

Next update will contain highlights from the rest of the game, showing how Codexia displayed their superiority to the Jews. Kind of appropriate, considering how half the team are Aryan

 

[treave]

Just in case you don't get a full team, here's an extra character you may want.

Full Name: Skyway
Nickname: Metalcraze
Data of Birth: 1985-12-01

Preferred Ethnicity: Ukrainian
Preferred Hair Colour: blonde

Height: 181 cm
Weight: 73 kg
Left Foot: 5
Right Foot: 20

Adaptability: 8
Ambition: 18
Controversy: 20
Loyalty: 4
Pressure: 12
Professionalism:7
Sportsmanship: 3
Temperament: 15

DMC: 10
MC: 20
AMC: 20

Gets into Opposition Area
Tries Killer Balls Often
Argues With Officials
Dives Into Tackles

Corners: 17
Crossing: 11
Dribbling: 15
Finishing: 14
First Touch: 15
Free Kicks: 18
Heading: 10
Long Shots: 15
Long Throws: 1
Marking: 12
Passing: 15
Penalty Taking: 20
Tackling: 12
Technique: 13
Versatility: 12

Aggression: 20
Anticipation: 14
Bravery: 17
Composure: 14
Concentration: 14
Consistency: 15
Creativity: 12
Decisions: 14
Determination: 18
Dirtiness: 9
Flair: 12
Influence: 16
Positioning: 14
Important Matches: 15
Off the Ball: 14
Team Work: 5
Work Rate: 10

Acceleration: 15
Agility: 14
Balance: 12
Jumping: 12
Natural Fitness: 14
Pace: 15
Stamina: 17
Strength: 17

Aerial Ability: 1
Command of Area: 1
Communication: 1
Eccentricity: 1
Handling: 1
Kicking: 1
One on Ones: 1
Reflexes: 1
Rushing Out: 1
Tendency to Punch: 1
Throwing: 1

 

[Sergiu64]

Please include the player ratings screen at the end of the game as well so that we can see stuff like assists, passes completed/taken, shots attempted/on goal, headers and tackles won and other cool statistics for every one of our guys.

 

[Undead Phoenix]

: A great dribble by Patrinho sees him take on 5 Israeli players and beat them all. But a poor touch forces him away from goal towards the left byline.

: The cross hits Haimovichi and is deflected past the goalkeeper into his own net!

~~~ ~~~

: Pressure from AndhairaX forces Ben Cohen, the Israeli Right-Back to hoof the ball upfield. It is intercepted by the Village Loon, who plays it first time to Lefty.

~~~ ~~~ ~~~

: Yossi Benayoun is dispossesed by Cultist Chan and Andhaira moves onto the loose ball.

~~~ ~~~ ~~~

~~~ ~~~ ~~~

Stat time!

Post-match analysis from me to come shortly

 

[Ulminati]

 

[The Village Loon]

Can you show the player page for those not shown yet? Curious how I ended up. Important for LARPing.

+ We won. This is the minimum expectation for every match.
- I did not get to kill or maim any jews. Not even a yellow? WTF is this?

 

[Sergiu64]

A very strong start against a decent side considering several of our guys were playing out of position.

 

[Zdzisiu]

AdhairaX was surprisingly useful :D

 

[Undead Phoenix]

Okay, let me stick my media cap on and we're ready to go

: All in all I'm very happy with the way the team performed. Israel aren't the toughtest opponent we'll need to beat but they aren't pushovers, and defeating them so firmly on our first game is still an extremely good sign. 5-1 didn't flatter us, but none of our goals were spectacular and against a stronger defense we won't be able to have as many opportunities to score as we did here. Also I'm not very happy with the penalty we conceded and will be having a few choice words with Blondie. On individual performances, I have to say this:

Fag - Very little was asked of him today. He made a convincing save from an Israeli corner, but thats about it.

Serii - Most of our attacks came down the left and our defense was largely untroubled for the whole game. I can't judge his performance on what I saw.

Chan - Made a number of excellent challenges as well as that perfect pass 15 seconds into the game that gave us the lead.

Blondie - Gave away a poor penalty. Am not happy with that mistake.

Little Dagon - Filling in at centre-back not much was asked of him. Didn't put a foot wrong and I'm happy with his performance.

The Village Loon - Dominated the midfield. Won everything in the air and gave us another chance to build an attack. He had a hand in most of the goals we scored in the 2nd half.

Zdzisiu - Two shots: two goals. As everything seemed to go down our left he wasn't involved much, but when he was, he was lethal.

AndhairaX - Excellent performance. Great passing, tackling and vision. I am very pleased.

Patrinho - Apart from his excellent dribble that resulted in our second goal he had a quiet game.

Lefty - Played out of position but had a good game regardless. He'll definately be facing stiff competition with our other strikers and left-midfielders for a place in our starting line-up. He does have all the makings of being an excellent substitute though.

Fumbles - Scored two good goals but missed a sitter, which made me rage. If he continues performing at this level he'll likely be my first choice striker.

 

[treave]

AdhairaX was surprisingly useful :D

Considering the opposition, it's to be expected.

Also pleased that he picked up a yellow.

 

[golgepapaz]

would you mind saving the match and uploading somewhere , so I can watch it in my leisure?

 

[Ulminati]

I couldn't find "Strips naked during goal celebrations" in the list of preferred moves. Bug or DLC?

 

[Ulminati]

I'm going to have to reject any randomised players. You'll come up useless and I'd rather give the spots to people who have taken the time to make a player.

If people aren't fortcoming, I don't mind statting out ther people who said they'd come as randomized players to get us started. A LP with a of meatbag quality s better than a LP that never got off the ground. Mind you, considering I literally know nothing about neither football nor football manager, any players I make are likely to be slightly less useful than randomized players

 

[Sovard]

Okay you fucker.

Full Name: Sovard Sovard
Nickname: Sovard
Date of Birth: Dec 20, 1984
Preferred Ethnicity: Native American.
Preferred Hair Colour: Auburn (Brown)


Professionalism: 20
Loyalty: 20
Others are 0.

Height: 168
Weight: 55kg

Left Foot: 13
Right Foot: 12

Position:

Midfielder Central: 20
Sweeper: 20
Free Role: 10

Preferred moves:
Does not dive into tackles
Comes deep to get ball
Looks for pass rather than attempting to score





Corners: 20
Crossing: 15
Dribbling: 13
Finishing: 15
First Touch: 20
Free Kick Taking: 1
Heading: 1
Long Shots: 15
Long Throws: 15
Marking: 1
Passing: 20
Penalty Taking: 10
Tackling: 20
Technique: 20
Aggression: 10
Anticipation: 20
Bravery: 17
Composure: 20
Concentration: 20
Creativity: 20
Decisions: 20
Determination: 10
Flair: 20
Influence: 15
Off the Ball: 15
Positioning: 15
Team Work: 16
Work Rate: 20
Acceleration: 14
Agility: 14
Balance: 14
Jumping: 1
Natural Fitness: 20
Pace: 14
Stamina: 20
Strength: 8
Aerial Ability: 1
Command of Area: 1
Communication: 1
Eccentricity: 1
Handling: 1
Kicking: 1
One on One: 1
Reflexes: 1
Rushing Out: 1
Tendency to Punch: 1
Throwing: 1

 

[Gonchi]

Put me in, Coach!

Full Name: Gonzalo Gonzalez
Nickname: Gonchi
Date of Birth: April 4, 1984

Preferred Ethnicity: Spanish
Preferred Hair Colour: Brown

Adaptability: 16
Ambition: 11
Controversy: 9
Loyalty: 7
Pressure: 17
Professionalism: 14
Sportsmanship: 15
Temperament: 11

Height: 181cm
Weight: 77kg

Left Foot: 20
Right Foot: 5

Defender Left: 20
Defender Central: 15
Wing Back Left: 15

Preferred Moves
Runs With Ball Down Left
Gets Forward Whenever Possible
Curls Ball
Tries To Play Way Out Of Trouble
Runs With Ball Often
Cuts inside
Looks For Pass Rather Than Attempting To Score

Technical
Corners: 9
Crossing: 20
Dribbling: 20
Finishing: 9
First Touch: 15
Free Kick Taking: 8
Heading: 16
Long Shots: 6
Long Throws: 9
Marking: 17
Passing: 20
Penalty Taking: 7
Tackling: 19
Technique: 16

Mental
Aggression: 11
Anticipation: 12
Bravery: 12
Composure: 15
Concentration: 14
Creativity: 13
Decisions: 19
Determination: 16
Flair: 19
Influence: 11
Off the Ball: 9
Positioning: 13
Teamwork: 16
Work Rate: 14

Physical
Acceleration: 19
Agility: 19
Balance: 20
Jumping: 16
Natural Fitness: 18
Pace: 19
Stamina: 19
Strength: 14

Goalkeeping
Aerial Ability - 1
Command of Area - 1
Communication - 1
Eccentricity - 1
Handling - 1
Kicking - 1
One on Ones - 1
Reflexes - 1
Rushing Out - 1
Tendency to Punch - 1
Throwing - 1

 

[Derper]

Here's mine:

Full Name: Peter Moller
Nickname: Lefty
DOB: August 7, 1982
Pref Eth: Danish
Pref Hair Color: Light Brown
[...]
Height: 190 cm
Weight: 80 kg
Left Ft: 15
Right Ft: 10
[...]

Peter Møller had a piss-poor left foot. Yes, he did score occasionally with his left, but he said himself that it was more due to blind luck than anything else.

He was one of my favorite strikers when he played for "my" team, FCK. Will be nice to see him in action again.

The right foot couldn't get a layer cake under control...

"- Min landsholdskarriere løb fra 1991 til 2005. Det blev kun til 20 kampe, men det er rigeligt for en med mit talent. Når man ikke har teknik, ikke er hurtig og kun kan sparke med venstrebenet, så er det sgu ikke så dårligt igen."

http://www.bold.dk/nyt/Hattrick-helt-Forstaar-jeg-blev-svinet

Lefty - Played out of position but had a good game regardless. He'll definately be facing stiff competition with our other strikers and left-midfielders for a place in our starting line-up. He does have all the makings of being an excellent substitute though.

 

[Azira]

Hah! So it was my memory that was piss-poor. I stand corrected!

 

[Ulminati]

If you want me on the reserves, randomize all my skills. No way in hell am I making an effort at typing all that shit in.

Name: Andyman Messiah
Nickname: Unicorn Boy

I'd prefer a defensive position. Harkens back to my IRL football playing days.

I'm going to have to reject any randomised players. You'll come up useless and I'd rather give the spots to people who have taken the time to make a player.

Full Name: Andyman Messiah
Nickname: Unicorn Boy, The Magnificent Stallion
Data of Birth: Sep 3rd, 1981
Preferred Ethnicity: Codexian
Preferred Hair Colour: Brown
Height: 203 cm
Weight: 110 kg

Left Hoof: 5
Right Hoof: 20

Adaptability: 11
Ambition: 6
Controversy: 20
Loyalty: 5
Pressure: 15
Professionalism: 14
Sportsmanship: 13
Temperament: 16

Positions:

Midfielder Central: 20
Midfielder left: 15
Defensive Midfielder: 15

Favored Moves:

Runs with ball often
Avoids using weaker hoof
Tries to play way out of trouble
Looks for pass rather than attempting to score

Abilities:

Technique: 200
Corners: 13
Crossing: 20
Dribbling: 16
Finishing: 6
First Touch: 10
Free Kick Taking: 18
Heading: 16
Long Shots: 10
Long Throws: 6
Marking: 19
Passing: 14
Penalty Taking: 18
Tackling: 16
Technique: 18

Mental: 196
Aggression: 10
Anticipation: 18
Bravery: 15
Composure: 13
Concentration: 10
Creativity: 8
Decisions: 16
Determination: 15
Flair: 14
Influence: 12
Off the Ball: 18
Positioning: 17
Team Work: 16
Work Rate: 14

Physical: 127
Acceleration: 16
Agility: 16
Balance: 14
Jumping: 17
Natural Fitness: 14
Pace: 17
Stamina: 17
Strength: 16

Goalkeeping: 17
Areal Ability: 1
Command of Area: 1
Communication: 1
Eccentricity: 7
Handling: 1
Kicking: 1
One on One: 1
Reflexes: 1
Rushing Out: 1
Tendency to Punch: 1
Throwing: 1

Total: 540

 

[praetor]

^goddamn that would be a bad CM/DM. mind if i "rework" it a bit to something more useful?

and a question proposition for UP: what do you say you make "argues with officials" a "mandatory" trait for every codexian?

 

[Ulminati]

^goddamn that would be a bad CM/DM. mind if i "rework" it a bit to something more useful?

and a question proposition for UP: what do you say you make "argues with officials" a "mandatory" trait for every codexian?

Not in the least. I've previously stressed that I know nothng about football. I just want this thing to get started so I can make with the balls and the kicking therein.

[edit]

And +1 for Argues with Officials as a mandatory trait