Crispy™ Let's Play High-stakes Chess!

[Something Else]

I'll set up the XBAND right now.

Get on Weaponlord, COWARD.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

SPIDERS CAN'T SMILE

 

[Something Else]

SPIDERS CAN'T SMILE

Yes we can, we can click our mandibles together and that is how we laugh. Shows how much you know, fake spider.

 

[Something Else]

But enough talking to myself, I await your move, Dawkinsfan69. Send an alert my way when you do so I can see it next time I login.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

Yes we can, we can click our mandibles together and that is how we laugh.

LAUGHING IS NOT SMILING.

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

 

[coldcrow]

Sure, GSS, play vs the scrubs and revel in your superiority. My offer of a match on lichess stands, if you neglect we will know that you are just a paper spider.

 

[Something Else]

Sure, GSS, play vs the scrubs and revel in your superiority.

That is not my intent, I never claimed to be a grandmaster, I don't even play competitively nor play many games online. As I mentioned in the opening post I did destroy normies at it back in the day, but that's not a high bar. I do appreciate your attempts to goad me into playing with you, but if you play regularly then you're probably a much better player than me and a match-up between us wouldn't be much fun on either part. Even so I might take you up on your offer in the future out of sheer boredom, Squidward.

c1 to b2, hmm.

I'll move my bishop too, f8 to e7, you can have my horse if you want.

Your turn.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

It's a knight, not a horse.

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

I'll move my bishop too, f8 to e7, you can have my horse if you want.

keep your horse,
nfor now
mwa ahahaha ahaaha

 

[Something Else]

mwa ahahaha ahaaha

Nani?!?

Kingside castling my way out of here like a proper ninja.

It's a knight, not a horse.

Differs from country to country actually. Nice name by the way haha.

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

i move pawn up 2

 

[Something Else]

i move pawn up 2

c7 to c5.

 

[Generic-Giant-Spider]

I've seen livelier graveyards than this shitty game.

DOWNLOAD KOF 2002, PUSSY.

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

d1->d3 (i think?)

imma fire off a big ass jutsu watch out

 

[Something Else]

imma fire off a big ass jutsu watch out

c5 to d4, your pawn is dead.

Gyaaaah, your move.

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

 

[Something Else]

b8 to c6

The post-ironic anime makes the game better.

Your turn.

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

Your turn.

d3->h3.
prepare yourself

 

[Something Else]

prepare yourself

For what? Hahaha

d8 to a5, check (this out)

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

d8 to a5, check (this out)

b1->c3

 

[Something Else]

b1->c3

c6 to d4, took your pawn, what are you up to?

Your move, creep.

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

took your pawn

he will be missed

f1 to d3

 

[Something Else]

f1 to d3

e7 to a3, you're going down, kid.

Make a move.

 

[Dawkinsfan69]

Make a move.

g2->g4