Andhaira pulls his troops back to Maharashtra for reinforcements, now that the Hindu general Immadi has been forced back into the Vidyanegro heartlands. He then begins concocting a cunning strategy to isolate the Superstar. The Shah orders his men back to Ahmanagar, while the supporting Baluchi Horde marches down from Khandesh. Andhaira hopes to capture Ahmanagar and defeat the Superstar in open battle, chasing him into the Vidyanegro province of Konkan. At Konkan, the Superstar will be cut off from retreat. If the plan is to work, the Delhi Horde must be free to intercept the Superstar, so only the Baluchi Horde can be spared to fight at Dadra. As such, the Shah rides to personally command the Horde, lest his commanders be fatally overtaken by a bout of incompetence.
His back against the wall, the Superstar has the audacity, the idiocy and the cowardice to call for a truce. As a son of the Andhairavid line, the Shah of course has the emissary ritually castrated and thrown into the royal goat pit. Thus is the fate of all who oppose the Inane One.
The Gujarati Horde, meanwhile, has been forced to pull back from Indravati, after suffering horrific casualties from a combination of brutal siege warfare and attrition. It would appear that until the Superstar and his generals are made floppy and militarily impotent, Kondavidu will remain out of the Shah's grasp.
The Delhi Horde arrives in Ahmadanagar. The assault begins immediately.
Despite the unexpected resilience of the Hindu defenders, Ahmadanagar is captured. Now the Shah can initiate the second phase of his stratagem. The Superstar is at a severe numerical disadvantage, so the Shah is confident in victory. It does not need to be a crushing victory, it simply needs to be enough to force the Superstar into Konkan.
Fucking wildcard! The Raja of Travanacore provided the Superstar with enough reinforcements to overcome his severe numerical disadvantage. The Shah's plan has been ruined by this sudden calamity, but there is still something to be salvaged from this failure.
The Shah immediately sends orders for the Delhi Horde to march on the Superstar at Dadra. The Delhi Horde is fresh, while the Superstar's troops are severely bloodied from the battle against the Baluchi Horde. The Shah has no intention of giving the Hindus a moment's respite while Rajini Kanth still draws breath.
Pro Patria, Pro Gloria, Pro Andhaira!
Hearing of the catastrophe at Dadra, Immadi makes a desperate march on Andhairavid lands, perhaps in a gambit for Delhi. He is intercepted at Nagpur and sent off with bloody nose.
The Superstar manages to reunite with his general at the old Bahmanid capital in Golconda. Nevertheless, he is chased off to Raichur Doab. The Andhairavid commander, a Baluchi by the name of Andhaira Ghazai, gives chase in the hopes of crushing what remains of the Vidyanegro soldiery.
Godfuckingdamnit.
Another victory like this and I will be undone.
In hindsight, perhaps this wasn't so Pyrrhic a victory. The Superstar has been forced to flee into Konkan, trapped between the three Andhairavid Hordes in a bizarre twist on the Shah's earlier stratagem.
And the nail in the coffin. Cheap special effects and magical dice aren't so useful when there's a randy, drugged up goat tearing its way into your lower intestinal tract, huh?
The Gujarati Horde, under orders from the Shah, marches on the beating heart of Infidelgoateateristan, the province of Kondavidu. The Delhi and Baluchi Horde are pulled back to reinforce from the appalling bloodshed of the last few months. When his forces are suitably bolstered, the Shah will begin the long process of occupation.
The Superstar appears to have fled, but the Shah will catch up with him sooner or later. Konkan has fallen to the mighty, gloriously phallic Sikh guns. One by one, the cow-worshipers will submit, and the glorious goat of Baluchistan will fly above their cities.
But what's this?! Butt-pirates are plaguing Vidyanegro and Portuguese coasts!
Infuriatingly, many Hindus continue to resist the Shah. Their blood will adorn the royal goat-pits. The Superstar has yet to be seen, perhaps he has fled? He is rumoured to be raising an army in the south, but it is doubtful he can raise enough men to oppose the Shah now that his original grand army has been annihilated
Further to the east, the last remnants of Deva Bengali resistance have been crushed. I don't actually have the option to make peace with them,, because they're vassals of the Vidyanegroes, How or when they were forced to lick the impotent scrotum of Vidyanegro, I do not know.
The rumours appear to have been true. Rajini has appeared in Raichur Doab with a force of Travanacore Hindus. He must have been awaiting reinforcements from elsewhere. He could not possibly have hoped to resist the Shah with such a pathetic force.
Soon, despite scattered resistance from the Superstar and the Raja of Travanacore, most of the northern Vidyanegro lands now fly the glorious Goat of Baluchistan, and scores of Hindus have been made to kiss the Golden Goat of Delhi.
After a bitter siege lasting over a year, the heart of Vijayanagar is ripped out. Only by God's intervention could the Superstar prevail now.
What could possibly go wrong now?
GOAT EATING SON OF A GEORGIAN WHORE
The Travancore, loyal allies to the end, immediately abandon their Superstar and flee back to their capital. The Gujarati Horde, now split into parts to more efficiently besiege the Vidyanegroes, converges on the Superstar.
Climb a rope ladder of cow turds, you smelly rice eating wog!
The Superstar is captured and brought before the Shah. The Vidyanegroes are broken, they are no longer a threat. Rajini is no longer a threat, but he must be humbled for his insolence. He is thrown into the goat pits, with the royal Sikh Rapist Goats. He crawls back to his homeland a broken old man, his orifices considerably wider, his glorious dreams shattered like glass. The Shah decides to leave the Vidyanegro state intact, but he strips Rajini of his title, declaring him a mere Raja. He is made to release all of the northern Vidyanegro territories that once belonged to the Bahmanid and Orissan Kingdoms, and to release the Raja of Deva Bengal from vassalage.
The Vidyanegro confederacy is broken, the Superstar is vanquished, the Hindus are now left at the mercy of the Shah.
Hail Andhaira, Lord of the Goats!