We are here for the Salamander Stone, AKA the magical D20 of destiny, hand it over! We don't share our dice with anyone!
Well, first we ask him about something to gain info, but you can be sure we are coming right back to kick his ass!
Hand over the stone, asshole!
"What Salamander Stone?"
Playing stupid, eh?
"THAT Salamander Stone! The Elven artifact, for crying out loud!"
"Oh, the Salamander Stone! Well, yes, but it isn't here! How on Threa did you get that idea?"
I think that should be Ethra, not Threa. Unless they've changed it.
"We've been told."
"Well, you've been told wrong then. But, I wish you good luck with your search. This seems to be of some importance to you."
"No way, scoundrel! Give us the stone or you're going to meet Boron!"
Hell yeah, we are gonna kick his ass!
Well, there's six of them, the only ones who have weapons are Nevill (whos is useless in a fight) Azira (who doesn't have any arrows) and Morkar, who actually has a great weapon in Artherion's sword, but can't kill all of them by himself. Everyone else is unarmed, so they can't hit them and even if they did, they'd probably do 0 damage. Also, only Azira has armor, since the orcs took that too. So, wipe?
Ha ha ha, no. We have to win this fight, not kill them. The only ones who actually do anything substantial in this fight are Morkar, who is the only fighter who does any damage...
...Azira by spamming Fulminictus at that asshole elf. I've tried to have her use Be my Friend once, but she failed miserably...
...and of course, the star of the show, Nevill, first by casting Skelettarius to get us another meatshield...
...and then using the rest of his AE on Horriphobus spam.
I also had him cast Ignifaxius one time, but that was probably just a waste of AE.
Nevill casts Horriphobus on everyone except for Ailian and that one blond elf, so they all retreat and leave Ailian alone, at our mercy.
Everyone else gangs up on him with their fists to waste his parry, while Azira spams Fulminictus and Morkar shanks him from behind with Artherion's sword.
Nevill casts Horriphobus at the last remaining enemy, that one mercenary, who was busy dueling his skeleton this whole battle.
After a while, Ailian finally falls. That's what you get for stealing our D20s! We had our names engraved on it and everything!
That last mercenary finally flees, so we've won! Woohoo!
We get a fancy robe for Nevill, a bunch of weapons, a spear only Azira can really use, but won't since we also now have arrows and some armor. Nice! But no D20s!
Yeah, we are gonna raid Ailian's place in search for the magical D20. Surely it must be there somewhere. Maybe we'll even take some of his own dice. And action figures. And tear up all of his anime posters, call him a nerd, even though he's dead and then set fire to that body pillow with his waifu on it. That will show him!
Sadly, no action figures or body pillows, but we have the D20 and some of his LARPing equipment.
Maybe we'll find his amiibo collection if we search some more. We could sell that for a lot of Ducats!
There really isn't anything else to find here. You should really get a move on now so you will be gone when the town guard arrives.
Damn bastard, he must have stashed that somewhere else!
Well, now we have the D20. Hopefully it's the right one, as from what I've heard, there's also a fake one. Well, it SHOULD be the right one!
We also find the backstory of Ailian's DnD character, written in Sindarin. Heh, what a nerd!
Next, we'll go secure passage out of this dump!