Our new party jouneys back to the swamps!
We have enough daring to spare, into the swamps we go!
To test our daring, the gods spawn us a couple of meters up in the air as soon as we arrive, so we fall and hit the ground. Thankfully, this game doesn't have fall damage.
(this was the only time it hapenned, every other time we've arrived normally)
The swamp is as dreadfully boring as always.
We've used a different entry point, so we spawn far to the north.
Helly already proves useful and noscopes the snake that was about to bite us.
Well, let's walk through the water for a bit, since there's no ground here anymore and I don't have the patience to walk through the vegetation.
I see houses! Civilization?
Hopefully we manage to get there before we drown.
I walked slowly through the plants and here is the village! It's supposedly populated by lizardmen, but you never get to see any.
Maybe they are invisible. Come on, not even a picture?
They talk like this all the time. Still, we need their help, option 2!
"We help no one, becaussse no one helpssss ussss."
"And what if we were to help you?"
The Lizard Man looks at you for a long time, then he turns to his people and they converse for a while in a language that sounds more like the hissing of a snake and the gurgle of swamp water than recognizable words to your ears. When he turns back toward you, his facial expression is unchanged, but the green color of his dorsal crest has darkened appreciably.
"In ssse middle of sse sssswamp, easssst of here, sssere issss a big monsssster sssat hasss guzzzzzzzled a lot of our eggssss and ssssome of our besssst warriorssss already. Kill it, and we will help you." With that, he turns away, and the Lizard Men disperse. They are quite obviously attempting to avoid you.
Incredibly vague directions. I've spent an hour looking for that monster and it's not actually to the east, but rather southeast.
Hear are the ruins near the village where we can rest.
I march directly east of the village to find that monster.
In the middle of the swamp, there's this huge, barren area. I thought this would be where the boss is, so I've searched the place many times. He actually isn't here, but further to the south.
We get a random encounter with some orcs. They are pushovers and easily dealt with, so Reinhardt experiments with his magic.
However, it seems that unlike every other Summoning spell, Call Crows doesn't actually spawn a Crow Swarm to help us in battle, but it's a direct damage spell. It proves to be very effective against Reinhardt, who casts it on himself, since that's the way you normally summon creatures, by casting the spell on yourself.
Seriously, Warlocks suck, the only good spell they have is Witch Spit, which is a Balm of Healing that has a chance to cure illnesses.
This is the worst summon spell in the game. It removes Reinhardt's broom, so he has to fight barehanded for the rest of the battle.
The broom itself predictably does barely any damage, the most I've seen it do was 1, most of the time "ARMOR ABSORBS ALL DAMAGE". It's great for distraction and as a tank, but Skelettarius, Fury Blood and Summon Spirits do the same thing, do way more damage and you don't have to pay more AE to make them last longer.
Well, atleast Helly's LEET SKILLZ are way better. GG NOOBZ!
There's a tower in the distance, we'll go check it out.
We also find this really important chest, called the Swamp Rantzy chest.
Inside, we find a shirt we give to Nevill, so that he doesn't have to walk around shirtless all the time. And also a net with a document.
This is the document. We also found a scroll with some spell on it, obviously something we'll use later.
The next orc random encounter starts off pretty badly, as one orc walks up to Reinhardt, rolls a crit and one-shots him.
But Nevill saves him. For a while, atleast.
We continue searching for that beast.
After quite a while of fruitless searching, we return to that hut to take revenge on those zombies.
Helly lives up to his surname and TOTALLY PWNZ one of the zombies with a crit, which is enough to kill it even though they are heavily resistant to arrows.
Every time we get parched, we drink from this well. We have lot's of food, so we can't really starve, but we still eat about half of our stockpile before we manage to find that dinosaur.
Also, Boreale caught Battlefield Fever from the zombies.
Helly cures him, so that we don't have to test out his miraculous survival abilities once more.
We get a random encounter with some goblins and Reinhardt tries his Call Crows spell on one of them, but it only pops up about 5 Armor absorbs damage messages each time he casts it. I guess these unarmored goblins have a high armor rating.
Let's check out that tower!
Figures...
So we teleport away.
We also randomly find some ruins. The monster is actually a bit east of these ruins, but I thought that if anything significant was here, it would be in the ruins proper. And there wasn't anything.
We also find a nice spot from which we can view the rest of this endless swamp.
Getting tired of this.
We encounter more Swamp Rantzies. Boreale and Helly are very effective against them, but there's too much of them, Reinhardt is useless and Nevill is unconcious, so we have to flee.
I actually tried to cast Meek You Be on the rantzies with Reinhardt, but they were still aggressive as always even though he succeeded, so either Reinhardt got some really crappy rolls, or that spell is useless.
Witches and Warlocks also don't get Master of Animals for some weird reason.
The crows are useless as always.
Well, atleast Reinhardt can heal himself.
Let's bail, Reinhardt is expendable.
Fortunatelly, Reinhardt isn't very tasty either. Boreale patches up Helly, while Helly takes care of Reinhardt.
A few steps later, we get another rantzy battle.
One of the rantzies bites Reinhardt and kills him.
Boreale abandons his comrades, fortunatelly the rantzies aren't hungry, so we don't lose anyone important.
I didn't actually rest, as soon as I set down to camp, Reinhardt got some random disease (probably swamp fever) and died. Oh well, no big loss!
After we heal ourselves a bit, I decide to check the area around the ruins, walk east for a bit and out of nowhere, a battle with a giant dinosaur pops up. No fancy text or anything, it just throws us into the fight. I guess the dinosaur speaks for himself.
Helly snipes the dino.
Boreale also does good damage.
But they might as well not have bothered, because as soon as Nevill's turn comes up, he one-shots the boss with Paralyse. Killstealer!
I'm sure Helly will whine about that noob on the forums all day and finally get him banned for using hacks.
Yay, he is paralysed! Totally not a threat anymore!
Or maybe they performed a coup-de-grace off-screen.
Yeah, "east". More like southeast. And this is on no way the center of the swamp.