And now back to our regular scheduled programme.
2nd update.
This game comes bundled with a free anti-piracy software.
*squints* Can you see what games are on the desktop?
*insert gay joke about cigars and burly men*
Ace provides us with some tips:
'Missiles are dangerous, therefore, ships with missiles are more dangerous than ships without missiles.'
Ace is the Ace.
We can choose between 2 missions, we choose to 'Rescue mommy's lost boy.'
'Pirates! Again.'
'Time to explain some tactics. Pilots are able to form "wings", allowing them to support each other.
A craft with an "Anti-Missile System(AMS) can perform "Missile Defence", shooting down missiles targeting the wing.
'You can also cloak as well as repair wingmen if you have the correct system equipment.'
'Certain skills helps the performance of the entirewing.'
'Hey we just took them out in 10 seconds, this is getting too easy.'
On our way. a space station offers a Fedex side mission. We accept.
'More pirates! Squish!'
Choice and consequences!
'In an RPG When you are offered money or equipment, always take the equipment."
Ace docks with the mother ship and switched weapons. Docking allows you to repair, change ships, pilots and equipment.
'The sniper perk gives a huge bonus to to-hit with my next shot'. 'The perfect skill to use with the high damage, slow Rate Of Fire laser.'
Reached our main objective. Now we have to go Gamma.
Reached Gamma, now we have to go to another nav point.
'ZZZZZ'
'No anime plz.'
'Pirates again, including a 'hammerhead', aren't you glad I told you they carry missiles? Good thing we have friendly NPCs nearby, they can be missile fodder."
'Finally.'
'All thats left is to escort him back through the portal.'
Temporary party member, I hope. Nobody wants a mommy's boy on their team.
btw do you love your mom?
Let him have the extra craft in the hanger.
'Lets explore and kill stuff for XP and phat loot before we go back!'
'A new craft!'
'Excalibur is the best space superiority fighter amongst the 1st generation of space ships. Superior to what we are piloting.' *sobs*
'Moar pirates! Big one! What we do?'
'Lets pull them to the NPCs and attack together.'
'It worked! The fighters outpaced the mobile base and are attacking alone.''
*destroyed fighters*
'The mobile base has no fighters left to defend it Attack!'
'Thats all folks!'
'Not quite, lets clean up the rest of the map for any stray pirates.'
*Star Wolves mops up the stray pirates*
'The only thing left is to kill the Patrol for XP and loot.'
2 Patrol ships flew so close together that there is friendly fire. They also crashed into each other, allowing us to easily destroy them.
'Lets take out the rest guarding the base.'
'Raymond here doesn't seem to mind killing his old comrades.'
'They are no match for us!'
'Let us be full time pirates!'
'Hold on, something just appeared on the sensors.
'6 Patrol crafts, including some top end fighters.'
'They must have came through the portal in response to our attacks!'
'Noes!'
*Heavy breathing*
'We drop our stuff when we die in this game eh?'
'period period period'
'This game is gay.'