Vapourware LOL ELECTRONIC ARTS: The EA Thread

[DragoFireheart]

Where do these people come from :/

Well... at least one of them comes from the Codex

The decline: even the Codex leaks it.

It spreads everywhere. Forever one must be vigilant even in the sacred lands of the Codex. No place is safe from the decline.

 

[evdk]

Where do these people come from :/

Well... at least one of them comes from the Codex

The decline: even the Codex leaks it.

It spreads everywhere. Forever one must be vigilant even in the sacred lands of the Codex. No place is safe from the decline.

Rex was Decline before there was a major Decline. Even on that front, we are far ahead of the competition!

 

[Gerrard]

EA is butthurt and internet retards are butthurt.
Sounds like a massive success to me.

 

[DragoFireheart]

Another great Forbes article:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2013/04/09/ea-voted-worst-company-in-america-again/

 

[Hoaxmetal]

EA's slogan used to be "It's in the game."

Now "It's in the DLC."

 

[FeelTheRads]

Food for thought...

Moar like food for your fat face.

 

[Pika-Cthulhu]

I wonder if they will actually learn from this and try to get better so as to avoid a hat trick? While there are plenty of shitty businesses around, EA regularly fucks their customers in the ass and the site hosting the awards is CONSUMERIST.COM. You have to be some kind of cartoon villain to continue running a business whilst still fucking over your customers for as long as EA have, they deserve a lifetime achievement of staying in business because of retarded dumbfucks that keep buying their shit products (the runner up being McDonals?).

Perhaps the Golden poo is not for EA but for its customers, consumerist realises that there are too many idiots supporting this anti-consumer behaviour and are trying to wake them up to what they are doing.

Then again, EA releases their shit worldwide with quite a larger base to piss off

 

[Zarniwoop]

EA's slogan used to be "It's in the game."

Now "It's in the DLC."

That's only EA Sports.

EA's slogan was "Challenge everything". They should change it to "Monetize Everything" to reflect the new corporate culture.

 

[Wizfall]

EA Responds To Worst Company In America Contest: 'We Can Do Better'


Looking for a triplet ?

 

[Hoaxmetal]

EA's slogan used to be "It's in the game."

Now "It's in the DLC."

That's only EA Sports.

EA's slogan was "Challenge everything". They should change it to "Monetize Everything" to reflect the new corporate culture.

"Mentally Challenged"

 

[Major_Blackhart]

We have to create an RPGCodex twitter account and harass the fuck out of Rex.

 

[Oarfish]

We have to create an RPGCodex twitter account and harass the fuck out of Rex.

He'l get his minions to spamblock you if its a new one created for the purpose. Standard LIBERUL operating procedure on twatter.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

WTF. Who would be one of rex's minions?

 

[Oarfish]

But yes, I'm sure his so sensitive they cry in their cultural studies class pals like Mattie Brice would love to hear his opinions on Filipinos.

 

[Oarfish]

WTF. Who would be one of rex's minions?

He has about 5000 bedwetters with animu avatars loving his new social justice warrior persona.

 

[J1M]

They'd have to do better, it's not like they can do worse unless they start selling their games in baby sealskin pouches, complete with bloodstained certificate from the sealhunter.

Seal hunting is required to protect fish stocks. Don't drag them into this.

 

[Sunsetspawn]

Twitter is for fags.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Twitter is for fags.

And there is our great conundrum

 

[Kitako]

Twitter is for fags.

HOMOPHOBIC ALERT!

 

[Delterius]

http://www.ea.com/news/we-can-do-better

Really? Of all the places you've disabled comments.

 

[J1M]

http://www.ea.com/news/we-can-do-better

Really? Of all the places you've disabled comments.

Replace Sim City with Mass Effect 3 and you have the same statement they released last year.

'Can' does not equal 'will' or 'intend to'.

 

[Angthoron]

EA's Pep Talk 2: The Talkening.

Now with "Different CEO" Day 1 DLC.

 

[mastroego]

What amazes me, many DID buy a single player game with the online requirement.
How stupid can you get?
If you buy something like that, you've already accepted that you won't be able to play when the servers (or the Internet) are down.
As it happened, it was sooner rather than later. Still comes with the territory... so no refunds are owed imho.
People should be smart enough to avoid such shit: failing that, they should just blame themselves for their stupidity and eat shit.

I know, join date and all that.

 

[RK47]

edgy with a mild chance of trolling.

 

[AngryEddy]

they should just blame themselves for their stupidity and eat shit.

What PR firm do you work for? Fuck the consumer and all.