Dexter
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I wouldn't put off limitless human idiocy quite yet.
Watch the comments here: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.402937-EA-Co-Hosts-LGBT-Event
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Vapourware LOL ELECTRONIC ARTS: The EA Thread
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Watch the comments here: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/7.402937-EA-Co-Hosts-LGBT-Event
FeelTheRads
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Christ, what's with that face. His mouth is smiling but his eyes are dead. HIS EYES ARE DEAD!
THATS BECAUSE HE HAS NO SOUL!
So their Dragon Age 3 hype train is already rolling, I see.
Whisky
The Solution
No. Average Kotaku reader detected.
John Rigatoni's soul is optional DLC which he opted out of.
I dunno, he's giving me more of a "Hannibal Lecter" vibe than a "Dead inside" one.
Christ, what's with that face. His mouth is smiling but his eyes are dead. HIS EYES ARE DEAD!
sea
inXile Entertainment
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Christ, what's with that face. His mouth is smiling but his eyes are dead. HIS EYES ARE DEAD!
What did you say about me? 
Eh, I still hate Kotick and Activision so much more. But then I don't buy games from either company...
EA is the King Midas of shit. On the off-chance that an EA title seemed worth playing, I'd have to install Origin in order to do so, which is the electronic equivalent of injecting oneself with herpes.
Fucking fuck, EA fucking sucks. I truly hate that company and the people in charge of it. It's quite rare for me to experience an emotion quite so juvenile as hatred for a business, but it's undeniable. Playing computer games is one of a handful of hobbies I truly enjoy, and EA is a destructive, cancerous tumor perched atop the industry, secreting shit-smelling ichor that drips down all over everything. Or perhaps a more appropriate metaphor would be a nasty shit-smelling hobo who stares and touches your buttocks periodically while you try to enjoy fucking your wife.
Of course, the people who are ultimately responsible are the people who keep buying their shit. If I witness a human extinction event within my lifetime, my last breath will be taken with a smile on my face, comforted by the knowledge that these people will never be alive again.
Fucking fuck, EA fucking sucks. I truly hate that company and the people in charge of it. It's quite rare for me to experience an emotion quite so juvenile as hatred for a business, but it's undeniable. Playing computer games is one of a handful of hobbies I truly enjoy, and EA is a destructive, cancerous tumor perched atop the industry, secreting shit-smelling ichor that drips down all over everything. Or perhaps a more appropriate metaphor would be a nasty shit-smelling hobo who stares and touches your buttocks periodically while you try to enjoy fucking your wife.
Of course, the people who are ultimately responsible are the people who keep buying their shit. If I witness a human extinction event within my lifetime, my last breath will be taken with a smile on my face, comforted by the knowledge that these people will never be alive again.
lophiaspis
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Alex
Arcane
Well, if you really loved her, you probably would still love her after that, though you might also figure it is best to cut relations. Still, I would say that loving the EA of today would be more akin to loving the alien parasite who ate your girlfriend's brain and now lives inside her corpse.
I don't buy much on GOG. M&M, D&D, Fallout, Troika and Witcher games are about it. And then random free shit like Duke Nukem or Ultima 4
DraQ
Arcane
I would preemptively kill anyone smiling at me like that without second thought.
Christ, what's with that face. His mouth is smiling but his eyes are dead. HIS EYES ARE DEAD!
Better safe than sorry.
Fair point, I did mean new games - even so, I don't think I've got more than a few EA games on GOG (can't be arsed to check all of them at the moment).
Zewp
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At leas Kotick's smile looks genuine. I'm honestly considering the possibility that John is a robot.
Yeah, not really feeling that smile argument. They're both evil fucks, but at the very least EA had came out with few new franchises over last 5 years.
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Troika? You know what company Arcanum belongs to, don't you?
lophiaspis
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Between Origin, Bullfrog, Westwood, Sierra and Arcanum I'm probably worth both a CoD Elite and a Battlefield Premium so far. Just when I thought I was out...
Clockwork Knight
Arcane
Christ, what's with that face. His mouth is smiling but his eyes are dead. HIS EYES ARE DEAD!
He looks tired, really. It's the kind of sad smile you'd expect to see on a farmer's face after this season's crops have been ruined by hail. Maybe he knows EA is why no one can have nice things...
"I've tried to produce a true successor to the Ultima series, but the Board of Directors stopped me. My soul is pain."
Multi-headed Cow
Guest
This is why we need tropes vs women in video games!
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/19xb2m/a_letter_from_an_ea_employee_to_executives/
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