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[lightbane]

That's 'if she hurt someone'. She never did, though, as far as we are aware. We managed to dodge these situations.

Didn't she throw needles at people occasionally? I guess these didn't count by virtue of being "blunt weapons" or something. Also, her magical eyes were somewhat forgotten as well. I don't remember if she freaked out when she noticed Jing's lack of pressure points, but that would most likely have caused a strong reaction if she did.

 

[Kipeci]

I thought it was more of a concern if she was up close, Jing got more concerned about the promise when she was about to stab zhang while being held hostage.

 

[treave]

I don't remember if she freaked out when she noticed Jing's lack of pressure points, but that would most likely have caused a strong reaction if she did.

It wouldn't matter to her. Jing is Jing.

 

[Baltika9]

Why was Cao'er so obsessed with him, though? I also find it kinda surprising that she didn't skewer Qilin after she got to Jing first.

 

[Kipeci]

Not hugging Cao'er down the whole way is one of my personal mistakes here that I greatly regret, same as not dressing Jing up as the bride and attempting to convince you bros not to approach the imposing shirtless guy on the boat. Attempting to convince folks to butcher the Minamotobros was also not my finest hour.

 

[treave]

The opportunity for something like a Brown Wedding comes only once in a lifetime.

 

[TOME]

I didn't vote for Brown Wedding and I regret it now.

 

[Azira]

I voted for it and wanted it so bad. It was almost another Yuhe Finger moment for me...

 

[Nevill]

I voted for it and wanted it so bad.

No.

You voted for x1 (laxatives), which is part of the reason why C1 (wedding) failed by not having enough votes on its own. Yes, I still remember. Yes, I am still butthurt.

 

[Azira]

Laxatives are always fun. If my vote was an x1 vote, then it was also for the wedding. As long as there were laxatives.

Did the laxatives vote fail? I don't remember.

 

[Nevill]

Well, 'also votes' do not work. They add to the more popular option, so your vote went for A1 instead of C1, which caused C option to fail and its voters to flop to B2. Which caused you to not have any laxatives at all because you voted for laxatives.

Funny how that happens.

 

[Azira]

I refuse to take responsibility for flip-floppers. Dirty folk them.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Spoiler

Uhihihihihihi

Good times, good times.

 

[Nevill]

Spoiler

Cao'er best girl.

 

[lightbane]

Because she was. And she went as far as to acquire immortality to be together with her beloved no matter how long it would take*. Too bad she didn't consider to use that power to rule the world from the shadows or something more ambitious.


*She never got pregnant, though, right? Also, what happened with not-Mulan's bastard son "acquired" from Jing?

 

[Baltika9]

Talk shit all you want, Chichi is still the number one wife.

Spoiler

Zhang Jue ending is the true ending...

 

[Kipeci]

Also, what happened with not-Mulan's bastard son "acquired" from Jing?

Assuming that you're talking about BJ, Qilin's mother took care of that. Still not happy about Qilin being number one, I preferred both Cao'er and Yunzi to her and Cao'er ended up more than a little twisted from us ignoring her.

 

[Baltika9]

and Cao'er ended up more than a little twisted from us ignoring her.

She's always been a dirty slut, obsessed with Jing.

 

[Kipeci]

and Cao'er ended up more than a little twisted from us ignoring her.

She's always been a dirty slut, obsessed with Jing.

Still better than that toxic hussy.

 

[Baltika9]

They're all disgusting women, anyway. We should have stayed with Lord Zhang.

 

[Kipeci]

Yang would have had more to teach us about Manly Conquering Spears, though.

 

[skaraher]

We should have given Qilin to Yang Xue to learn all his techniques.

 

[Nevill]

We should have let Zhang Jue settle the dispute between Taishan and Mystery Swordsman to get ALL THE SWORDS.

Regret, thy name is Legend!