Inactive [LP CYOA] Overlord

[Esquilax]

The twins need to learn to either swim or sink. There's a hot woman sighted. And yes, our stats are that much better than ordinary humans that I don't think we're in serious danger, unless we get embroiled in a boss-fight. And I see the crippled commander as the current boss on the field, and we probably wont get a much better chance to catch her than now.

Really, if the twins need baby-sitting all the time, then they're not worth our attention. Now, a hot female commander on the other hand..

Sink or swim, yes, but we need to be there to guide them. For fuck's sake, even when we were Zhang's apprentice, he was there to give us tips against the Emei formation when we were fighting them. And then we had a year of training with the man himself before he sent us off into the real world again.

My point is - if we're offering even less guidance than Zhang Jue for our budding apprentices, we are not being a very good teacher.

 

[Azira]

Character Sheet

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Erdrick Mercant
Lv. 1 Seraphic Lord
Vitality: C
...
Physical Attack: C
Physical Defense: B
...
Agility: B

Notes on Stats

Ranks go from F - E - D - C - B - A - S - EX.

F denotes your average human, while EX is for gods & goddesses.

Within each rank, there are four tiers.

Example:
B, B+, B++, B+++

A minor increase adds one (+)
A moderate increase adds two (++)
A major increase adds three (+++)
A rank increase gives four (++++), effectively raising the stat by one rank.

We are 12 ranks above a regular human with regards to vitality and physical attack, 16 ranks above them in agility and physical defense. Now is the time to increase our harem by +1.

 

[Elfberserker]

We have a chance to apply the teachings of zhang Jue here gentlemen!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEAH.
B

 

[Azira]

We are not Zhang Jue. We are the pervert angel.

 

[Nevill]

Now is the time to increase our harem by +1.

But isn't it more like exchanging a loli member for a disabled one?

Are you into Katawa Shoujo?

Spoiler

 

[Azira]

I'd rather have the cripple than the loli, yes. Is that perverted?

 

[Esquilax]

I'd rather have the cripple than the loli, yes. Is that perverted?

I dunno, they're both pretty fucked up.

 

[treave]

You can't tell accurately because of the armor, but the commander looks like the sort to be more well endowed than Rin.

 

[Nevill]

I'd rather have the cripple than the loli, yes. Is that perverted?

The loli can grow up all by herself. The cripple, though, is not going to regrow her limbs without us doing some serious work. If the pay-off is the same, why try harder?

The choice is obvious.

but the commander looks like the sort to be more well endowed than Rin.

Ah, but what size are her wings, huh?

 

[treave]

You'll have to catch and strip her to find out.

 

[Kipeci]

It's just more right that she has only the one arm.

Voting for A.

 

[Rex Feral]

Meh.

You just had to mention Zhang Jue.

B>A, then.

 

[Elfberserker]

Wait!?
More endowed than Rin!?

Flopping to A

 

[Baltika9]

The choice is clear, B.
One, because this is what Lord Zhang would do, as my brothers of the faith pointed out, and two, because charging seventy skilled warriors on their own turf sounds kinda stupid.
I'm not getting ourselves captured for this dumb shit.

 

[Jester]

B
There is only one Zhang way. Tearing unworthy opponents apart. Leaving only those of pure esence to grow until they will become new trial. Let commander go for her to grow more... interesting.

 

[Esquilax]

More endowed than Rin!?

Brother, it is hard, but the Way of Zhang Jue is not an easy one to tread. We must follow His teachings, even in the face of gloriously large, perky, teardrop titties.

 

[Absinthe]

C>B.

No magic = no universal translation.

Anyone thinking A will work is in for an ugly surprise.

 

[Baltika9]

To be fair, we don't need to speak her language for her to understand this:

NSFW

 

[Nevill]

Anyone thinking A will work is in for an ugly surprise.

The language of healing potions is universal.

Besides, it involves killing those who stand between us, so they can't really stop us when we reach our target. In theory.

However, once the commander regains consciousness, what she will order her men is a toss up. Usually, if there is someone who can break through 70 warriors alone, and they are standing right behind you, you do not order your men to suicide against them. I think it has potential, I am just unsure of whether it is worth it.

 

[Azira]

I am just unsure of whether it is worth it.

11/10 titties say yes.

 

[Nevill]

11/10 titties say yes.

Remember the hotness scale.

LOLI TIER is still the highest one.

I can't just refuse our perfect human minions! I haven't played enough with my new toys yet!

 

[Elfberserker]

Brother, it is hard, but the Way of Zhang Jue is not an easy one to tread. We must follow His teachings, even in the face of gloriously large, perky, teardrop titties.

B-but muh boobies...Fine, I flop to B

May the gods have mercy on my soul for this..

 

[Storyfag]

B, for now.

 

[Azira]

Disappointing. You want Erdrick to become some sort of father figure? I thought we were an overlord, not running an orphanage.

 

[ScubaV]

All hail LORD Zhang Jue!

B