It's time to introduce ourselves to let's click on "User Reviews" so we can write a review about ourselves and then have other people post their opinions about us.
As always we start at the main scre--OH GOD!
I told you the mainpage always have three forumgoers in a row with numbers at the end of their usernames! What a coincidence that they have the number seven too, why it's almost as if I copy-pasted that seven and tried to make a crappy joke!
Haha, you're so silly. Let's introduce ourselves! They're gonna love us!
Here's where everybody write reviews about things. Most notable is "The White Chamber" where everybody writes reviews about Lord Krunk. I think he's in the triple K's. We should avoid him...
We can also see Death Magnetic's Death Magnetic review! That's the kind of thread we're gonna do. I haven't actually read it because I don't read threads, but in the thread Death Magnetic reviews himself and then gives himself a score based on what he thinks about his "performance"
Oh and Novajam has pictures of himself with a so called "airblade", whatever that is. It's probably porn. We should report that monster. :evil:
But we came here to introduce ourselves! Let's click "New Topic" and get this over with. I'm so nervous.
This is where the magic happens!
By the way, some of the articles at the bottom of the page scares me.
They seem to be related to each other in some weird way. We'll handle that when we're a bit more acclimated,achlim,accustommed.... used to this forum!
Let's start our user review with a "hello"! :D
Alright! Now let's write my life story. It's quite sad so you might want to look away. It always makes me tear up a little. I was raised by my dad you see and he was really nice to me but then he died. It was an accident. Anyway, I'm done now so I'll click "preview". What do you think?!
Looks good, right? I thought long and hard about what score I would give to myself. I thought about a ten but I had to take away a couple of points for the negative parts of my story. 8,9 is good, isn't it? I think it's absolutely spectacular.
Now let's post this and wait for people to react to this!