In Progress Malleus Pledgeiarismus - The Gambit

[tenki]

"All persons fictitious" disclaimer.
If something rings a bell, please assume it's in good faith.
Hope no one is offended, defended, upended, unindented, etc.
Assume brofist/yes/agree tags from me (since no option yet).

Table of Contents
Episode 0: Prelude
Episode 1: Deep Ploy
Episode 2: 愛（アイ）~~CorinthiansXIII
Episode 3: White Dwarf
Episode 4: Notions of Greater Whiteness

 

[tenki]

=== Episode 0: Prelude ===

Ax-E-Ohm: I pledge my word.
Gender:ラプトル: And my 望(ボウ).
SerialTypist: And my ex.
MoorThing: ...
dy/dx: For a total sum of nothing.

In the grimdarkness of the present, a pawn is moved.

1. e4 d6

 

[tenki]

=== Episode 1: Deep Ploy ===

1080p: deploy, deploy
dy/dx: acknowledged HQ
Ax-E-Ohm: WD-40 at the ready

2. d4 Nf6


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[tenki]

=== Episode 2: 愛（アイ）~~CorinthiansXIII ===

1080p: have you got visual
Gender:ラプトル: through a grass, darkry
1080p: move through the grass; advance
...
Gender:ラプトル: can't stop breeding
1080p: stop f***ing around - advance, advance

3. Nc3 g6


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[hello friend]

the fuck is this

 

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[tenki]

=== Episode 3: White Dwarf ===

1080p: white dwarf sighted
Ax-E-Ohm: here mousie mousie
dy/dx: not sure if sirius
MoorThing: <chant: star control>
SerialTypist: politically incorrect priviledge, check
Gender:ラプトル: ... which side are we on

4. Be3 Bg7


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[abnaxus]

Are you replaying the Kasparov Immortal

http://www.chessgames.com/perl/chessgame?gid=1011478

 

[tenki]

An AI in the early stages of rampancy.

If only (for the AI part).

Are you replaying the Kasparov Immortal

Well, "playing" is not the right word. It's a backdrop.

the fuck is this

I have no idea what is happening in this thread

No one knows; no, really.

 

[baud]

An AI in the early stages of rampancy.

If only (for the AI part).

If only it was artificial or if only it was intelligent?

Spoiler

 

[tenki]

If only it was artificial or if only it was intelligent?

Artifice Inc.

 

[Egosphere]

the virgin tenki esoteric hieroglyph shitpoast, the chad egosphere meme fusillade

 

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[tenki]

=== Episode 4: Notions of Greater Whiteness ===

1080p: alignment alarm
dy/dx: how can alignment change, even with monospace fonts
Ax-E-Ohm: ask ye not how; but why
SerialTypist: the beginning of the end ... a far gone light
MoorThing: <chant: alpha & omega>

5. Qd2 c6


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[CappenVarra]

dude, like, whoahaha, like, duuudeee

 

[tenki]

Post mortem (attempt at imageless lp):

• Chess board can be represented with unicode characters.
• Probably could use unicode for other things, too.
• BBCode
  did not work; would help with alignment.
  [*]Ascii art may work. Resolution is a big issue.
  With height ~44 chars, it should? fit without scrolling;
  but that is too low to represent complex images.
  Ideally? would want to control pixels-per-character.
  [*]Would need tooling.
  E.g. wrote util to mix .txt files & add BBCode [color].
  Whole process, from jpg -> final ascii needs automation.
  [*]Word/phrase mixing cannot be automated (?); but can be fun.
  

Overall, was fun for a couple of days; learned some things.