Review Mass Effect 3: A Narratological Review

[Wyrmlord]

10/10 thread

 

[Oriebam]

10/10 thread

tell me more

am I doing good

 

[hiver]

yeah whatever... im not reading that shit anymore. prey continue, maybe you will "win" someday.
I have better things to do.

 

[Oriebam]

Yeah, run away you fucking serbian monkey

I made it clear it's not about "showing you"

 

[hiver]

 

[Oriebam]

keep running dumbfuck serbie


edit:I shouldn't mock you, as trying to ignore problems is the only action your retarded monkey brain can perform, sorry

 

[Alex_Steel]

It seems we finally have a winner.

 

[Alienfreak]

I even stayed up longer yesterday to read all 9 pages.

This thread is 10/10 and had everything.

A good review.
Lulz with Biodrones in the beginning.
A huge slug out full out war in the end.

 

[hiver]

It seems we finally have a winner.

thank god...

I even stayed up longer yesterday to read all 9 pages.

This thread is 10/10 and had everything.

A good review.
Lulz with Biodrones in the beginning.
A huge slug out full out war in the end.

correction, it wasnt a full out war.
just like... sparing with one contestant being bored most of the time.

well... actually.... it was more like this:

.....fading in flashback effect.....

 

[Alex_Steel]

thank god...

Thank him? I'll certainly curse him for giving around 'stupid' as if it is candy.

 

[hiver]

hey man... you know that lightning is sometimes not so... random... mkay?
I mean, dont blame me for any ... "misfortunate weird accidents".



-edit-

acchh! What youre looking down at me for?
i didnt say anything! it was him!

And stop that ironic jokes stuff mkay? its not funny! i told you a hundred times already!

 

[hiver]

croation

answer me a riddle drocon,... when you start listening morons and taking their gibberish seriously, what does it make you?
- it aint Einstein, is your clue.

 

[Krash]

How about moving the last pages of shit to GD where they belong? Prepubescent manchildren should stay away from the serious forums.

 

[GaemzDood]

This is the most brilliant review since Something Awful's Universal Combat review; I applaud OP for showing the cheesy, pretentious mess that Mass Effect 3 is: 20/10.
But you forgot to mention the shitty hit boxes in the combat, inept AI (they'll run around and occasionally take cover and spam gernades), & how Kai Leng is a blatant Deus Ex Machina.

 

[Servo]

Doing my duty and posting it on the BSN.



Popcorn, anyone?

Hell I know it's been almost two years now but I'm just getting around to it. It seems at least some people on the BSN have their heads on straight:

When it comes to choice and consequence, the fact that decsicions made by the player had only cosmetic effects is disappointing. However, it's where I'm personally willing to forgive BioWare because this decision-driven system is simply not efficient in terms of game design. Maybe BioWare miscalculated here, which ultimately made the experiment fail. They probably didn't want to invest recources in developing genuinely different cutscenes, conversations, and write entirely divergent story arcs that many players would never get to see if they played through the game only once.

As much as I want to believe the indoctrination fanfic theory (because it would be totally awesome, not because it would meet some non-existent writing quality standard at BioWare), I'm afraid this is exactly what happened.

Experiment failed. Sorry everybody. But don't forget to grab up all the DLC and pre-order ME4!

 

[SCO]

Bump appreciated; it made me brofist a Serious_Business post i'd missed.

 

[Servo]

Bump appreciated; it made me brofist a Serious_Business post i'd missed.

I'm really tired with this bandwagon hate of the ME3 ending, as if the story was not entirely shit from day one. The nerds are doing fits because the ending makes no sense at all, which I suppose is legitimate, after all the game mostly made sense within the nonsense parameters it gave itself. But I'm really amused that logical fallacies give these untermensch genuine emotional distress. It's as if these people don't know anything about esthetic value, so they hold on to logic as a standard to what is worthy of their interest and emotional endorsement. It's really utterly pathetic how dead inside they really are. Like most of you of course, but at least you still know hate.