Mass Effect Legendary Edition remaster trilogy

[Rieser]

DA:I... I'm impressed you even got the the point where you knew the plot. I quit playing that thing after a few hours. With UI/UX that fucking horrendous in a AAA-game, how good could anything else possibly be?

 

[rusty_shackleford]

DA:I... I'm impressed you even got the the point where you knew the plot. I quit playing that thing after a few hours. With UI/UX that fucking horrendous in a AAA-game, how good could anything else possibly be?

It actually had a few decent ideas e.g., the war table, especially when your choices impacted quests/the world
having it tied to real-life time was pants on head fucking retarded though

 

[rusty_shackleford]

The wokeness was the plot, in DAI, i.e. there are no Gods, the Church is morally wrong cultural appropriators, what people thought were gods were actually niggers elves, and the niggers are actually OP-OP and people should really just worship them.

Oh and fags, trannies and more fags and the paladins Grey Wardens are corrupt white human supremacists and liars.

That was the DAI plot. It made me angry after playing, unlike MEA, which was so forgettable... the wokest part about the MEA plot was evil colonization race (while being a colonizing race yourself, and not realizing the irony)

DAI also walked back much of the grimdarkness of DAO and things like qunari blatantly being a stand-in for muslims

 

[Larianshill]

The most offensive part in DAI for me were the french - I'm sorry, the orlesians. They were like walking parodies of Game of Thrones. "Dude, what if our entire population is always masked, and they always lie and plot against each other, to the point it's a cultural norm to be a plotting scumbag".

 

[Padzi]

From what I remember Orlesians are scumbags since DAO. So nothing changed.

 

[Atlantico]

The most offensive part in DAI for me were the french - I'm sorry, the orlesians.

On top of what you said, which is true, the egregious thing is the fucking accent. It's a faux french accent.

It's the accent dumb americans make when they are pretending to talk with a french accent. Faux (Oxford) English accent is annoying enough, but faux French is like nails-on-chalkboard grating.

If only there was a french speaking population in Canada or sth. which Bioware could have used for their french accents.

 

[rusty_shackleford]

Nobody likes french canadians.

Spoiler

french canadian women are QT

 

[Padzi]

Americans don't even know what French sounds like.
Once I was speaking with an American, and he asked me - are you French?
I have that strong "r" because I'm Polish. I mean... he could've mistaken me for Russian, but he seriously thought my native language is French.

 

[KVVRR]

 

[KVVRR]

The most offensive part in DAI for me were the french - I'm sorry, the orlesians. They were like walking parodies of Game of Thrones. "Dude, what if our entire population is always masked, and they always lie and plot against each other, to the point it's a cultural norm to be a plotting scumbag".

so just quarians then?

 

[Heroic Liberator]

"Dude, what if our entire population is always masked, and they always lie and plot against each other, to the point it's a cultural norm to be a plotting scumbag".

If by the 'entire population' you mean the imperial court, sure.

 

[Average Manatee]

People might even go out of their way to kill sand worms for XP.

I feel like removing the Mako's XP penalty is going to make that thing horribly OP. Why even bother getting out of the vehicle except when absolutely necessary now?

I remember killing sand worms in the Mako but getting out to fire the last shot on foot.

 

[Silverfish]

DA:I... I'm impressed you even got the the point where you knew the plot. I quit playing that thing after a few hours. With UI/UX that fucking horrendous in a AAA-game, how good could anything else possibly be?

I gave up after the first area was nothing but MMO bitchwork. My time's not valuable, but it's more valuable than that.

 

[Larianshill]

I am 100% convinced that at some point, Inquisition was an MMO.

 

[Padzi]

Yeah, I remember I've spend around 40-45 hours... on the first map.
(and to be true I have never finished DAI because of that)

 

[Roguey]

DAI also walked back much of the grimdarkness of DAO and things like qunari blatantly being a stand-in for muslims

What do you mean, in the epilogue DLC Iron Bull reveals himself to be a plant.

 

[Nano]

What do you mean, in the epilogue DLC Iron Bull reveals himself to be a plant.

Only if you allied with the Qunari in the base game, which is an idiotic choice to make.

 

[vortex]

I wasn't bothered with DA:I woke stuff at all since it was written nicely. On the other hand Andromeda lost integrity what makes it Mass Effect. It twas written in a hurry and didn't have quality or sensible Mass effect style.
One time it felt like it when you discover that strange AI thing in frozen planet. It had promising start with space occurrence only it didn't follow through it. It was missed opportunity for something great.

 

[Twiglard]

2. He assumes that atmospheric entries are imperatively hot, which is not true. A cold (low velocity) atmospheric entry is indeed physically possible. What was Shepards velocity upon entering the atmosphere? Apparently not high enough to have him burn to a crisp and disintegrate.

3. The guy needs to polish up on his physics, because the drag caused by a planet's atmosphere slows down objects to terminal velocity.

What? It's called reentry. Going above, say, 2 km/s is going to do wonders to human tissue. Or spacesuit, it's not like they come with ablators.

 

[Semiurge]

Of course there had to be a pink haired military commander.

Gender-fluid hairstyles are to be expected from now on, they're part of a uniform.

This one troubles me. The most memorable thing from ME3 I have is the awesome high dynamic range of the audio, taken directly from the Battlefield series. I wonder if this "remix" and "enhancement" brought these dynamics to ME1 and 2 or did they go the "loudness war" route and flattened everything to shit. If they go the ME: Andromeda way it's going to suck big balls (the dynamic range is good, but whenever a squadmate speaks - and they talk a lot during combat - the volume of all audio is lowered, so that you don't miss a single vowel, which is stupid and annoying).

Also, I bet my RX570 is probably going to struggle with this remaster, so the best thing I can do is to skip it - but I'm still somehow interested. It causes me some slight discomfort.

I don't know about those but Witchers 2-3 have pretty tinny audio, probably due to heavy compression. Must be because there are so many gigabytes of if.

They don't care about the lore or their actual fans anymore. They're fixated on brown nosing the woke crowd and shoving their ideology into the games.
*cough* Mass Effect Derpomeda

ME series has always had a sizable queer following. ME1's lesbian romance got their attention, it was rare at the time.

Nobody likes french canadians.

Spoiler

french canadian women are QT

They're like all vocal minorities that refuse to integrate and want autonomy. They got theirs because anglo-Canadians were weak, and still are. Their "president" is a french boy-pussy.

 

[Yldr]

Andromeda lost integrity what makes it Mass Effect. It was written in a hurry and didn't have quality or sensible Mass effect style.

I'm part of the plebs who enjoyed Andromeda but on that point I'm 100% on board.

Renegade dialogues feel much more impactful in the trilogy, Andromeda's milquetoast non-committal dialogues are so boring compared to a no-fun-allowed military asshole Shepard.

 

[Larianshill]

I'm part of the plebs who enjoyed Andromeda

Why?

 

[Silverfish]

Jetpack vanguards.

 

[Padzi]

I'm part of the plebs who enjoyed Andromeda

Fucking EA spy spotted

 

[Ibn Sina]

Biowhore and their audience need to be nuked to the seventh hell.