I completely agree with everything except for two points:
I found the story in ME2 to be not just retarded, but insulting to the player. No matter what you choose, Shepard will always have his pants charmed off by the Illusive Man. It's so far from making sense that I kept expecting there to be some big plot twist where you find out you're mind-controlled. But no, the writers really thought that TIM was such a great character that the player would be over-awed. I was not impressed in the slightest. By ripping off a character from the X-Files and having Martin Sheen read the lines, all they did was make it more obvious how awful their writing was.
Aria is the same way. This chick is using vulgar language. What a badass! The player must be so terrified of her, right? I was outraged that I was never given the option to just shoot that bitch in the face and take what I wanted.
The suicide mission was a great idea, but they ruined it for me by having the purpose of it be total nonsense. They're kidnapping people... so that they can melt them into goo... to build a giant terminator... because... that's just what they do. That's not even worthy of being in a fanfic written by a 12-year old. At the end when you decide whether to blow up the station or not, it's supposed to be this really tough moral dilemma. I just couldn't take it seriously after that boss fight and the whole moronic story leading up to it.
A couple of the new characters in ME2 were good and they did a great job of adding depth to the old characters from ME1, but for me it didn't make up for the really terrible characters you have to drag around the galaxy with you. In Jack we once again have a character who I'm supposed to respect because they're female and yet say "fuck" a lot. Then we've got Miranda's butt, Samara's sideboob, Thane's moping, Legion's religious musings, and Jacob. I was not impressed by any of them. Why am I even taking these clowns with me? Oh right, because Shepard takes orders from TIM. And why does he take orders from TIM? Because he's a retard.
ME2 has a thin main questline, not that great, but it propells the plot and has a really satisfying final mission.forward
I found the story in ME2 to be not just retarded, but insulting to the player. No matter what you choose, Shepard will always have his pants charmed off by the Illusive Man. It's so far from making sense that I kept expecting there to be some big plot twist where you find out you're mind-controlled. But no, the writers really thought that TIM was such a great character that the player would be over-awed. I was not impressed in the slightest. By ripping off a character from the X-Files and having Martin Sheen read the lines, all they did was make it more obvious how awful their writing was.
Aria is the same way. This chick is using vulgar language. What a badass! The player must be so terrified of her, right? I was outraged that I was never given the option to just shoot that bitch in the face and take what I wanted.
The suicide mission was a great idea, but they ruined it for me by having the purpose of it be total nonsense. They're kidnapping people... so that they can melt them into goo... to build a giant terminator... because... that's just what they do. That's not even worthy of being in a fanfic written by a 12-year old. At the end when you decide whether to blow up the station or not, it's supposed to be this really tough moral dilemma. I just couldn't take it seriously after that boss fight and the whole moronic story leading up to it.
Characters:
ME2 > ME1 > ME3
A couple of the new characters in ME2 were good and they did a great job of adding depth to the old characters from ME1, but for me it didn't make up for the really terrible characters you have to drag around the galaxy with you. In Jack we once again have a character who I'm supposed to respect because they're female and yet say "fuck" a lot. Then we've got Miranda's butt, Samara's sideboob, Thane's moping, Legion's religious musings, and Jacob. I was not impressed by any of them. Why am I even taking these clowns with me? Oh right, because Shepard takes orders from TIM. And why does he take orders from TIM? Because he's a retard.