Competition MS Paint your way into receiving a copy of Serpent in the Staglands + Physical Journal

[Sub]

How old is your kid?

Just turned 13.

 

[Jasede]

I see a future for your kid as an artist of furry porn.

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

 

[Zeronet]

Why hello there UPS man.

 

[Zep Zepo]

UPS man looks like he is delivering a blunt and a box'o'turds.

Zep--

 

[Lagole Gon]

Dreadful Dongsnatcher Ape

 

[Dreaad]

Dreadful Dongsnatcher Ape

That's something worthy of a souls series monster.

 

[Telengard]

Brotovingian Knight.

Take special note of the helmet worn backwards (it may make it hard to see, but they judge that's a small price to pay for style), also the sword held at a sideways and slightly downwards angle widely called black-knighsta. Another calling card is the low-slung hip armor, thus exposing the underwear (the Brotovingians are proto-SJWs, and thus they believe that if the gals are baring their underwear in the field, then so should the Brotovingians be doing - it's about equality of the sexes). And finally, there's the unbuckled greaves with the buckles dragging on the ground (buckles which don't actually buckle anything, since that's done at the leg, but foot buckles are about style, bro).

 

[flushfire]

Abomination Chick

 

[A user named cat]

You know who could produce some amazing video game creature art? Stephen Gammell. I still have all those Scary Stories books, his artwork was incredibly effective. Would love to see it fleshed out and in motion.

http://comicsalliance.com/scary-stories-to-tell-in-the-dark-art/

Spoiler

 

[Raapys]

He didn't use MSPaint so he can't win.

 

[A user named cat]

 

[Disgruntled]

Twirling tri-headed slug-serpent with fucking swords on its back. Cascading down on a melting ice cube.

 

[Percy]

 

[Kron]

Abomination Chick

Haha amazing this looks straight out of Quake!

 

[Lady_Error]

The Skeleton of the Rip?

 

[flushfire]

Haha amazing this looks straight out of Quake!

I was actually having doubts about posting it after seeing your work )

 

[darkwark]

Eh…gross…

 

[Kron]

I was actually having doubts about posting it after seeing your work )

The more, the merrier creepier!

 

[Gakkone]

DERP

 

[Azeot]

the obsession of some codexians with penises is unsettling

 

[Raapys]

There is no shame in paying homage to the reason for one's existence.

 

[Sub]

June 1st!

Will I be a happy mommy today?

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Your kid must be an emotional cripple after seeing Abomination Chick's monster vagina. That is he would be if he actually existed and wasn't completely made up in a desperate attempt to win via shameless sympathy whoring.

 

[himmy]

W-why h-hello there. Do you l-like video g-games?