My Summer Car - the Ultimate fuck-you-Datsun Simulator

[Haba]

BUILD 181 11.10.2016

-Control assignments can be changed in-game now
-Better support for using gamepads to control vehicles
-Decreased rain / thunder probability
-Police gives now fines based on day-fine system
-Fixed fps issue with boat trail
-Added integration for Steam Achievements
-Added front loader to tractor
-Added human waste suction job
-New eye sleep animation
-Added animations for shop keeper
-Food, beer and vodka shots can be bought from Pub
-More graphics here and there
-Passing out takes player back to home
-Permadeath enabled
-Game can be saved via Toilet Bowl, located at Home, Store, Car Repair Shop and Landfill site
-Added car skinning feature (refer .txt help file in "/images" folder)
-Hood now fits with stock air filter
-Added garage doors
-Added basketball
-Fist cannot be used to move a car anymore
-Disallowed hand pushing inside car
-Added sewage well emptying job
-Added world map
-Changed nature ambience volume depending where player is
-Adjusted the feel of digital steering help
-Changed the way how store items are saved and loaded
-Added bindings for player movement
-Added one AI car to drive around dirt roads
-Motor Hoist, Floor Jack and Car Jack work now with mouse only
-Telephone cord can be now unplugged
-Slowed and randomized human waste production
-Waste tank hose can be put back only if holding hose end
-Fixed AI car driving lights
-Added ability to drink urine
-Changed radio system, every vehicle has now radio capability
-Death without Permadeath spawns player to graveyard
-Increased visibility skill for AI cars
-Added more food products to store
-Added mosquito spray to spray off mosquitos
-Added Steam Trading Cards

 

[Kev Inkline]

B-but there isn't much difference between human waste suction and sewage well emptying, is there?

 

[Norfleet]

Wat. Why...exactly, is there a simulation of pee-drinking in a game about a car?

 

[Kev Inkline]

Wat. Why...exactly, is there a simulation of pee-drinking in a game about a car?

It is supposed to be an authentic Finnish free time sim.

 

[Modron]

Wat. Why...exactly, is there a simulation of pee-drinking in a game about a car?

Probably for when you use the magical teleport of getting wasted, driving, and waking up in a random part of the country, you might have to drink your own urine to survive.

 

[Johannes]

It also keeps you warm in the winter

 

[LESS T_T]

Early Access is coming October 24th.

 

[Haba]

I am terrified and aroused.

 

[Kev Inkline]

Let's celebrate this announcement to the tune composed and performed by the genius behind the game, J Rojola.

 

[Kev Inkline]

Early access trailer.

 

[Turisas]

Remember the authentic soundtrack when playing: https://play.spotify.com/user/jusbo/playlist/0npb76X6sLPF9fRKvIJEnB

 

[mondblut]

This is like the UnReal World of car games.

Next update, decorating your car with your roadkill.

 

[J_C]

Early access trailer.

What the fuck is this game? :D

 

[Makabb]

So this is what would happen if Bethesda hired guy who made Postal to make a open world car game.

 

[LESS T_T]

Out now.

 

[Severian Silk]

So, this game is like KSP for rednecks?

 

[Makabb]

Price not too high, might buy just out of interest.

Is the engine building real hardcore like you need to actualy know how to build a real life engine or is it simplified ?

 

[Haba]

Price not too high, might buy just out of interest.

Is the engine building real hardcore like you need to actualy know how to build a real life engine or is it simplified ?

Well... this is where you start from.

Yes, I am peeing at it.

The game is so autistic that it has a button for swearing and a button for giving the finger and swearing at someone.

 

[Kev Inkline]

Price not too high, might buy just out of interest.

Is the engine building real hardcore like you need to actualy know how to build a real life engine or is it simplified ?

Well... this is where you start from.

Yes, I am peeing at it.

The game is so autistic authentic that it has a button for swearing and a button for giving the finger and swearing at someone.

I think you misspelled, it's Finnish free time after all.

 

[Kev Inkline]

Price not too high, might buy just out of interest.

Is the engine building real hardcore like you need to actualy know how to build a real life engine or is it simplified ?

I think I have to watch a youtube video for that, it's a puzzle really for someone like me who knows zilch about cars.

Or perhaps I just try thingsuntil they start to fit together.

 

[Turisas]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

3rd on the global list. Not bad.

 

[Makabb]

Price not too high, might buy just out of interest.

Is the engine building real hardcore like you need to actualy know how to build a real life engine or is it simplified ?

I think I have to watch a youtube video for that, it's a puzzle really for someone like me who knows zilch about cars.

Or perhaps I just try thingsuntil they start to fit together.

It seems that when you move parts eventualy you get an 'ok' sign, so even if you dont know what you are doing after time you should be able to make stuff.

 

[abnaxus]

I prefer Ford Trabant.

 

[Haba]

I managed to assemble the front and rear assy but then the car flipped on it's own and it came dark.

I tried watching TV, but it was full of shitty reruns.

I went to sauna but it was cold. I peed on the stove.

I drank a case of beer and passed out.